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chris b
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I’m skeeting on blue dot sky in Philadelphia. Mostly Phillies shitposting.
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the character Michael Bolton from the movie Office Space saying “No way. Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.”
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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2025 World Series
Al Pacino in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood with his eye closed in reverence. Caption: “what a picture.”
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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How it feels to watch this ALDS Game 5
Nicole Kidman in the AMC promo gazing lovingly towards a cinema screen
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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JT Realmuto and Orion Kerkering
LeBron James frantically gesturing at JR Smith
October 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Principal Skinner in Phillies hat, caption: “Pathetic.”
October 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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October Phillies
Grampa Simpson working at Krusty Burger asking a teen “do we play baseball?”
October 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Kyle… tysm
Me standing with my back to the camera wearing a custom Kyle Schwarber jersey at his four-homer game. The jersey says “schwarbomb”
August 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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The Phillies on the way to Queens:
A pathetic little white dog drinking from a juice box labeled “dumb bitch juice”
August 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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realizing I must cancel my beloved Paramount Plus subscription for political reasons
Stock image of a crying child holding a gun
July 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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doing Duolingo at the Phillies game… it knows
Spanish Duolingo question translated to “nothing is fun here”
May 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Roses are red
Twelve is a dozen
Kanye West reveals past incestuous relationship with male cousin
April 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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When I’m in a failing at my one job competition and my opponent is Jordan Romano
Squidward from SpongeBob looking terrified
April 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Screencap from the Simpsons, POV image of someone holding a box with Taijuan Walker’s 2025 stats including 0 ERA for the year. Text reads “Yeah, that’s one fine-looking ERA” Reverse angle with Zack Wheeler’s face superimposed on Homer Simpson, standing over wreckage and crying in anguish “Why doesn’t mine look like that?!”
April 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Edmundo Sosa and Johan Rojas
Screencap from the Simpsons episode “Homer’s Enemy”. Milhouse in a security guard outfit speaking to Bart: “I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over”
April 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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La La Land poster edited to include Nicholas Castellanos, who hit a grand slam against the Los Angeles Dodgers on Sunday, April 6 2025
April 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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take a nap my man
a text from Cory Booker two hours after he finished a 24+ hour filibuster
April 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Brandon Marsh saying what we're all thinking #phillies
An image of Phillies outfielder Brandon Marsh with a bat mid-flip, with a quote reading "I'm excited to pour some water on some guys"
March 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Baseball bless us, every one
Scrooge (Michael Caine) calls out from a window to a muppet below, "You there, boy! What day is it?" The muppet replies "Why, it's opening day 2025 sir!" Scrooge, smiling, with a Phillies logo on his cap: "Then I haven't missed it!"
March 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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#phillies
A headline reporting that Brandon Marsh will be the regular center fielder for the Phillies Darth Vader worried about Phillies CF Johan Rojas
March 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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GSBFOAT
A table of Super Bowl records set during Super Bowl LIX, the only entry is Patrick Mahomes for "most fumbles, career" (6)
February 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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when I was a kid this was the funniest thing to ever appear in a movie. And I was correct to think so
December 23, 2024 at 3:59 AM