The Happy Curmudgeon
@churlishfigure.bsky.social
Antifa block captain. Bicyclist. Cat lover. COYS, Hook 'em Horns and Let's Play Two. Loves semicolons. Twice voted for a woman president; twice disappointed.
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Texas A&M likes to call itself the "Home of the 12th Man," but tonight, the 12th Man was wearing burnt orange.
The Austin crowd got loud, then louder, bothering the Ags and inspiring the Horns.
Kudos to all the Texas fans who rocked DKR tonight!
#CFB #HookEm 🤘
#LoneStarShowdown
The Austin crowd got loud, then louder, bothering the Ags and inspiring the Horns.
Kudos to all the Texas fans who rocked DKR tonight!
#CFB #HookEm 🤘
#LoneStarShowdown
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Texas A&M likes to call itself the "Home of the 12th Man," but tonight, the 12th Man was wearing burnt orange.
The Austin crowd got loud, then louder, bothering the Ags and inspiring the Horns.
Kudos to all the Texas fans who rocked DKR tonight!
#CFB #HookEm 🤘
#LoneStarShowdown
The Austin crowd got loud, then louder, bothering the Ags and inspiring the Horns.
Kudos to all the Texas fans who rocked DKR tonight!
#CFB #HookEm 🤘
#LoneStarShowdown
This is the person responsible for the death of Specialist Sarah Beckstrom of West Virginia.
#NationalGuard
#ImpeachTrump
#NationalGuard
#ImpeachTrump
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This is the person responsible for the death of Specialist Sarah Beckstrom of West Virginia.
#NationalGuard
#ImpeachTrump
#NationalGuard
#ImpeachTrump
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No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
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Live your life so you’re not the only living president and vice president not to be invited to a former vice president’s funeral
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Live your life so you’re not the only living president and vice president not to be invited to a former vice president’s funeral
Epstein videotaped everything. If and when all the files, photos, and videos are publicly released, they're going to make the latest episode of South Park look like... well... a low-budget cartoon.
#EpsteinFiles
#SouthPark
#EpsteinFiles
#SouthPark
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Epstein videotaped everything. If and when all the files, photos, and videos are publicly released, they're going to make the latest episode of South Park look like... well... a low-budget cartoon.
#EpsteinFiles
#SouthPark
#EpsteinFiles
#SouthPark
BREAKING:
The House has voted 427-1 to order the Justice Department to release the Epstein Files.
Shameless MAGA buttlicker Clay Higgins of Louisiana was the only nay vote.
#EpsteinFiles
#WhoIsBubba
The House has voted 427-1 to order the Justice Department to release the Epstein Files.
Shameless MAGA buttlicker Clay Higgins of Louisiana was the only nay vote.
#EpsteinFiles
#WhoIsBubba
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
BREAKING:
The House has voted 427-1 to order the Justice Department to release the Epstein Files.
Shameless MAGA buttlicker Clay Higgins of Louisiana was the only nay vote.
#EpsteinFiles
#WhoIsBubba
The House has voted 427-1 to order the Justice Department to release the Epstein Files.
Shameless MAGA buttlicker Clay Higgins of Louisiana was the only nay vote.
#EpsteinFiles
#WhoIsBubba
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Donald Trump said “quiet piggy” to a female reporter because she dared to ask about the Epstein files, and as bad as that is, the fact that none of her colleagues defended her, is even worse.
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Donald Trump said “quiet piggy” to a female reporter because she dared to ask about the Epstein files, and as bad as that is, the fact that none of her colleagues defended her, is even worse.
Adelita Grijalva: "I wanted to get to work seven weeks ago, but this pint-size prick wouldn't let me!"
Now that she's been sworn in, and signed the discharge petition, let's see those Epstein files, the photos in particular!
#AdelitaGrijalva
#EpsteinFiles
Now that she's been sworn in, and signed the discharge petition, let's see those Epstein files, the photos in particular!
#AdelitaGrijalva
#EpsteinFiles
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Adelita Grijalva: "I wanted to get to work seven weeks ago, but this pint-size prick wouldn't let me!"
Now that she's been sworn in, and signed the discharge petition, let's see those Epstein files, the photos in particular!
#AdelitaGrijalva
#EpsteinFiles
Now that she's been sworn in, and signed the discharge petition, let's see those Epstein files, the photos in particular!
#AdelitaGrijalva
#EpsteinFiles
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It’s not enough to simply thank our veterans for their service.
Millions of them rely on SNAP and the ACA.
Many struggle with PTSD and worry about access to mental health services.
Today, on Veterans Day, let’s renew our commitment to keep fighting for those who fought for us.
Millions of them rely on SNAP and the ACA.
Many struggle with PTSD and worry about access to mental health services.
Today, on Veterans Day, let’s renew our commitment to keep fighting for those who fought for us.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s not enough to simply thank our veterans for their service.
Millions of them rely on SNAP and the ACA.
Many struggle with PTSD and worry about access to mental health services.
Today, on Veterans Day, let’s renew our commitment to keep fighting for those who fought for us.
Millions of them rely on SNAP and the ACA.
Many struggle with PTSD and worry about access to mental health services.
Today, on Veterans Day, let’s renew our commitment to keep fighting for those who fought for us.
Happy Veterans Day to all the men and women who wore the uniform! A heartfelt "thank you" for your service!
And a hearty "fuck you" to those (looking at you, Donnie Bone Spurs) who avoided service when our country was at war.
#DonnieBoneSpurs
#VeteransDay 🇺🇸
And a hearty "fuck you" to those (looking at you, Donnie Bone Spurs) who avoided service when our country was at war.
#DonnieBoneSpurs
#VeteransDay 🇺🇸
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Happy Veterans Day to all the men and women who wore the uniform! A heartfelt "thank you" for your service!
And a hearty "fuck you" to those (looking at you, Donnie Bone Spurs) who avoided service when our country was at war.
#DonnieBoneSpurs
#VeteransDay 🇺🇸
And a hearty "fuck you" to those (looking at you, Donnie Bone Spurs) who avoided service when our country was at war.
#DonnieBoneSpurs
#VeteransDay 🇺🇸
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If you think the people throwing Great Gatsby-esque parties for themselves, while millions were denied their food assistance, are all of a sudden going to grow a conscience and save affordable healthcare, you clearly have not been paying attention.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If you think the people throwing Great Gatsby-esque parties for themselves, while millions were denied their food assistance, are all of a sudden going to grow a conscience and save affordable healthcare, you clearly have not been paying attention.
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Haven’t seen much of Stephen Miller after he did his big media tour promoting Republican candidates leading up to Tuesday’s elections. Hopefully they are just saving him to be the face of the Republican Party for the midterms.
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Haven’t seen much of Stephen Miller after he did his big media tour promoting Republican candidates leading up to Tuesday’s elections. Hopefully they are just saving him to be the face of the Republican Party for the midterms.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I hope Sean Dunn celebrates his court acquittal by going to Subway to buy a sandwich
His speech outside court was well done:
"I believe I was protecting the rights of immigrants. E Pluribus Unum means from 'From many, one'. Every life matters, no matter where you came from."
His speech outside court was well done:
"I believe I was protecting the rights of immigrants. E Pluribus Unum means from 'From many, one'. Every life matters, no matter where you came from."
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I hope Sean Dunn celebrates his court acquittal by going to Subway to buy a sandwich
His speech outside court was well done:
"I believe I was protecting the rights of immigrants. E Pluribus Unum means from 'From many, one'. Every life matters, no matter where you came from."
His speech outside court was well done:
"I believe I was protecting the rights of immigrants. E Pluribus Unum means from 'From many, one'. Every life matters, no matter where you came from."
Bet on it. After last night's blue tsunami, Stephen Miller is devising a plan to cancel the 2026 midterms.
Create a crisis, declare a national state of emergency, then shutter the polling places. It's as easy as ein, zwei, drei.
#BlueTsunami
#StephenMiller
Create a crisis, declare a national state of emergency, then shutter the polling places. It's as easy as ein, zwei, drei.
#BlueTsunami
#StephenMiller
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Bet on it. After last night's blue tsunami, Stephen Miller is devising a plan to cancel the 2026 midterms.
Create a crisis, declare a national state of emergency, then shutter the polling places. It's as easy as ein, zwei, drei.
#BlueTsunami
#StephenMiller
Create a crisis, declare a national state of emergency, then shutter the polling places. It's as easy as ein, zwei, drei.
#BlueTsunami
#StephenMiller
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Raging narcissist claims that an election that rejected everything he stands for wasn't about him. Good try, Donald. Loser. 😎
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Raging narcissist claims that an election that rejected everything he stands for wasn't about him. Good try, Donald. Loser. 😎
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Watching the elections tonight be like
a large wave in the ocean is crashing against a rocky shoreline .
Alt: a massive blue wave in the ocean is crashing
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Watching the elections tonight be like
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Don't threaten me with a good time.
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Dick Cheney, de facto president
from 2001 to 2009, has died.
I say good riddance.
#DickCheney
#WarCriminal
from 2001 to 2009, has died.
I say good riddance.
#DickCheney
#WarCriminal
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Dick Cheney, de facto president
from 2001 to 2009, has died.
I say good riddance.
#DickCheney
#WarCriminal
from 2001 to 2009, has died.
I say good riddance.
#DickCheney
#WarCriminal