The Happy Curmudgeon
@churlishfigure.bsky.social
Antifa block captain. Bicyclist. Cat lover. COYS, Hook 'em Horns and Let's Play Two. Loves semicolons. Twice voted for a woman president; twice disappointed.
This is the person responsible for the death of Specialist Sarah Beckstrom of West Virginia.
#NationalGuard
#ImpeachTrump
#NationalGuard
#ImpeachTrump
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This is the person responsible for the death of Specialist Sarah Beckstrom of West Virginia.
#NationalGuard
#ImpeachTrump
#NationalGuard
#ImpeachTrump
Epstein videotaped everything. If and when all the files, photos, and videos are publicly released, they're going to make the latest episode of South Park look like... well... a low-budget cartoon.
#EpsteinFiles
#SouthPark
#EpsteinFiles
#SouthPark
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Epstein videotaped everything. If and when all the files, photos, and videos are publicly released, they're going to make the latest episode of South Park look like... well... a low-budget cartoon.
#EpsteinFiles
#SouthPark
#EpsteinFiles
#SouthPark
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Adelita Grijalva: "I wanted to get to work seven weeks ago, but this pint-size prick wouldn't let me!"
Now that she's been sworn in, and signed the discharge petition, let's see those Epstein files, the photos in particular!
#AdelitaGrijalva
#EpsteinFiles
Now that she's been sworn in, and signed the discharge petition, let's see those Epstein files, the photos in particular!
#AdelitaGrijalva
#EpsteinFiles
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Adelita Grijalva: "I wanted to get to work seven weeks ago, but this pint-size prick wouldn't let me!"
Now that she's been sworn in, and signed the discharge petition, let's see those Epstein files, the photos in particular!
#AdelitaGrijalva
#EpsteinFiles
Now that she's been sworn in, and signed the discharge petition, let's see those Epstein files, the photos in particular!
#AdelitaGrijalva
#EpsteinFiles
Happy Veterans Day to all the men and women who wore the uniform! A heartfelt "thank you" for your service!
And a hearty "fuck you" to those (looking at you, Donnie Bone Spurs) who avoided service when our country was at war.
#DonnieBoneSpurs
#VeteransDay 🇺🇸
And a hearty "fuck you" to those (looking at you, Donnie Bone Spurs) who avoided service when our country was at war.
#DonnieBoneSpurs
#VeteransDay 🇺🇸
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Happy Veterans Day to all the men and women who wore the uniform! A heartfelt "thank you" for your service!
And a hearty "fuck you" to those (looking at you, Donnie Bone Spurs) who avoided service when our country was at war.
#DonnieBoneSpurs
#VeteransDay 🇺🇸
And a hearty "fuck you" to those (looking at you, Donnie Bone Spurs) who avoided service when our country was at war.
#DonnieBoneSpurs
#VeteransDay 🇺🇸
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Bet on it. After last night's blue tsunami, Stephen Miller is devising a plan to cancel the 2026 midterms.
Create a crisis, declare a national state of emergency, then shutter the polling places. It's as easy as ein, zwei, drei.
#BlueTsunami
#StephenMiller
Create a crisis, declare a national state of emergency, then shutter the polling places. It's as easy as ein, zwei, drei.
#BlueTsunami
#StephenMiller
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Bet on it. After last night's blue tsunami, Stephen Miller is devising a plan to cancel the 2026 midterms.
Create a crisis, declare a national state of emergency, then shutter the polling places. It's as easy as ein, zwei, drei.
#BlueTsunami
#StephenMiller
Create a crisis, declare a national state of emergency, then shutter the polling places. It's as easy as ein, zwei, drei.
#BlueTsunami
#StephenMiller
Dick Cheney, de facto president
from 2001 to 2009, has died.
I say good riddance.
#DickCheney
#WarCriminal
from 2001 to 2009, has died.
I say good riddance.
#DickCheney
#WarCriminal
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Dick Cheney, de facto president
from 2001 to 2009, has died.
I say good riddance.
#DickCheney
#WarCriminal
from 2001 to 2009, has died.
I say good riddance.
#DickCheney
#WarCriminal
On this date in 2016, the Chicago Cubs defeated the Cleveland Indians, 8-7, in ten innings, to win Game 7 of the World Series. It was the Cubs' third championship and first since 1908.
And it happened in my lifetime.
#FlytheW #GoCubsGo
#TDIH #WorldSeries
And it happened in my lifetime.
#FlytheW #GoCubsGo
#TDIH #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
On this date in 2016, the Chicago Cubs defeated the Cleveland Indians, 8-7, in ten innings, to win Game 7 of the World Series. It was the Cubs' third championship and first since 1908.
And it happened in my lifetime.
#FlytheW #GoCubsGo
#TDIH #WorldSeries
And it happened in my lifetime.
#FlytheW #GoCubsGo
#TDIH #WorldSeries
October 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
October 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I love Diane Keaton in "Looking for Mr. Goodbar." Such a daring performance. Whenever I watch it, part of me hopes it will end differently.
#RIPDianeKeaton
#RIPDianeKeaton
October 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I love Diane Keaton in "Looking for Mr. Goodbar." Such a daring performance. Whenever I watch it, part of me hopes it will end differently.
#RIPDianeKeaton
#RIPDianeKeaton
Something else that will stick in Trump's cloven hooves:
Al Gore and the IPCC won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007 for their efforts to educate the world about man-made climate change.
#NobelPeacePrize
Al Gore and the IPCC won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007 for their efforts to educate the world about man-made climate change.
#NobelPeacePrize
October 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Something else that will stick in Trump's cloven hooves:
Al Gore and the IPCC won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007 for their efforts to educate the world about man-made climate change.
#NobelPeacePrize
Al Gore and the IPCC won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007 for their efforts to educate the world about man-made climate change.
#NobelPeacePrize
October 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Quantico, VA: Draft-dodger and mouthy former National Guard officer tell America's admirals and generals what's wrong with today's military.
#DonnieBoneSpurs
#HegsethIsADrunk
#DonnieBoneSpurs
#HegsethIsADrunk
September 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Quantico, VA: Draft-dodger and mouthy former National Guard officer tell America's admirals and generals what's wrong with today's military.
#DonnieBoneSpurs
#HegsethIsADrunk
#DonnieBoneSpurs
#HegsethIsADrunk
This is how it's done.
Canadian PM Mark Carney and his wife Diana attended the #WRWC final in London today.
The Carneys wore bright red Team Canada jerseys. Can you imagine Donald Trump donning a USA soccer or rugby kit? Of course not. Besides, they probably aren't made in his size.
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Canadian PM Mark Carney and his wife Diana attended the #WRWC final in London today.
The Carneys wore bright red Team Canada jerseys. Can you imagine Donald Trump donning a USA soccer or rugby kit? Of course not. Besides, they probably aren't made in his size.
1/2
September 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This is how it's done.
Canadian PM Mark Carney and his wife Diana attended the #WRWC final in London today.
The Carneys wore bright red Team Canada jerseys. Can you imagine Donald Trump donning a USA soccer or rugby kit? Of course not. Besides, they probably aren't made in his size.
1/2
Canadian PM Mark Carney and his wife Diana attended the #WRWC final in London today.
The Carneys wore bright red Team Canada jerseys. Can you imagine Donald Trump donning a USA soccer or rugby kit? Of course not. Besides, they probably aren't made in his size.
1/2
September 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM