Ewan-Bert no more
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A disaster looking for somewhere to happen. Don't follow me for a follow back. I don't often look at this now.
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@chuntycops.bsky.social
· Oct 29
No, I can't forget the semen
On your face as we were leaving
But I guess that's just the way
Of glory holes...
Needs more work
On your face as we were leaving
But I guess that's just the way
Of glory holes...
Needs more work
No(!)
R.I.P. Catherine 💔
BBC News - Schitt's Creek and Home Alone star Catherine O'Hara dies aged 71
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
R.I.P. Catherine 💔
BBC News - Schitt's Creek and Home Alone star Catherine O'Hara dies aged 71
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Catherine O'Hara, star of Schitt's Creek and Home Alone, dies aged 71
The Emmy-winning actress died at her home in Los Angeles on Friday after a brief illness, her agent said.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 31, 2026 at 12:59 AM
No(!)
R.I.P. Catherine 💔
BBC News - Schitt's Creek and Home Alone star Catherine O'Hara dies aged 71
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
R.I.P. Catherine 💔
BBC News - Schitt's Creek and Home Alone star Catherine O'Hara dies aged 71
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Christ. I finally figured out
All Of Is Strangers.
The fire at the start is real. Adam is trapped and imagining the whole story.
The coughing on the train. The being too hot, the smoke marked face when he comes back from patents. He's dying in the fire throughout the whole film
All Of Is Strangers.
The fire at the start is real. Adam is trapped and imagining the whole story.
The coughing on the train. The being too hot, the smoke marked face when he comes back from patents. He's dying in the fire throughout the whole film
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Christ. I finally figured out
All Of Is Strangers.
The fire at the start is real. Adam is trapped and imagining the whole story.
The coughing on the train. The being too hot, the smoke marked face when he comes back from patents. He's dying in the fire throughout the whole film
All Of Is Strangers.
The fire at the start is real. Adam is trapped and imagining the whole story.
The coughing on the train. The being too hot, the smoke marked face when he comes back from patents. He's dying in the fire throughout the whole film
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- I offered to help when the lights went out on the Riverdance set but the lead dancer said he would fix it
- Flatley re-fused?
- I wasn't given a chance, no
#LunchPun
- Flatley re-fused?
- I wasn't given a chance, no
#LunchPun
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 PM
- I offered to help when the lights went out on the Riverdance set but the lead dancer said he would fix it
- Flatley re-fused?
- I wasn't given a chance, no
#LunchPun
- Flatley re-fused?
- I wasn't given a chance, no
#LunchPun
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Judge-only trials in England & Wales won't wipe out crown court backlog of 79,600.
Less than 2% time saved.
Loss of jury trials unacceptable to many. Delays in hearing unacceptable
Problems created by years of austerity, low investment.
Need more judges, courts must sit 7 days a week.
Less than 2% time saved.
Loss of jury trials unacceptable to many. Delays in hearing unacceptable
Problems created by years of austerity, low investment.
Need more judges, courts must sit 7 days a week.
Judge-only trials in England and Wales will not wipe out crown court backlog, report says
IFG says proposed plans, which will slash the number of jury trials, will produce ‘marginal gains’ of less than 2% time saved
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Judge-only trials in England & Wales won't wipe out crown court backlog of 79,600.
Less than 2% time saved.
Loss of jury trials unacceptable to many. Delays in hearing unacceptable
Problems created by years of austerity, low investment.
Need more judges, courts must sit 7 days a week.
Less than 2% time saved.
Loss of jury trials unacceptable to many. Delays in hearing unacceptable
Problems created by years of austerity, low investment.
Need more judges, courts must sit 7 days a week.
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Almost a third of children who started reception last year were not able to use books correctly, sometimes even trying to swipe or tap them like a smartphone, a survey has found
news.sky.com/story/nearly...
news.sky.com/story/nearly...
Nearly a third of kids can't use books when starting school - and try to swipe them like phones
Staff also report around 28% of children started school unable to eat and drink independently, and 25% had difficulty with basic life skills.
news.sky.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Almost a third of children who started reception last year were not able to use books correctly, sometimes even trying to swipe or tap them like a smartphone, a survey has found
news.sky.com/story/nearly...
news.sky.com/story/nearly...
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“This isn’t North Korea we’re talking about - this is state sponsored torture in THIS country - happening right now”
Everyone needs to watch this jaw dropping film
youtu.be/yo27emO72g8?...
Everyone needs to watch this jaw dropping film
youtu.be/yo27emO72g8?...
‘STATE SPONSORED TORTURE’ - the UK’s shocking IPP Scandal
YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic
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January 22, 2026 at 8:23 AM
“This isn’t North Korea we’re talking about - this is state sponsored torture in THIS country - happening right now”
Everyone needs to watch this jaw dropping film
youtu.be/yo27emO72g8?...
Everyone needs to watch this jaw dropping film
youtu.be/yo27emO72g8?...
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🚨WOW! Now closing on 88,000 signatures! The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is getting so close to the 100,000 needed.
Let’s keep going!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Let’s keep going!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
January 22, 2026 at 8:28 AM
🚨WOW! Now closing on 88,000 signatures! The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is getting so close to the 100,000 needed.
Let’s keep going!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Let’s keep going!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
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Newly released cabinet papers reveal comments Tony Blair made about "the boil of separatism" in Scotland and Wales in 2004 🚨
Papers reveal how Tony Blair viewed 'boil of separatism' in Scotland in 2004
www.thenational.scot
December 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Newly released cabinet papers reveal comments Tony Blair made about "the boil of separatism" in Scotland and Wales in 2004 🚨
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LATEST: Keir Starmer is facing the threat of a backbench rebellion over plans to curb jury trials, as 39 MPs broke cover to urge the Prime Minister to U-turn
Keir Starmer faces fresh threat of rebellion from Labour MPs
www.thenational.scot
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
LATEST: Keir Starmer is facing the threat of a backbench rebellion over plans to curb jury trials, as 39 MPs broke cover to urge the Prime Minister to U-turn
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Will Scotland have a white Christmas? The forecast for all 32 local authorities has been revealed 👇
Will Scotland have a white Christmas? Forecast for all 32 local authorities revealed
www.thenational.scot
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Will Scotland have a white Christmas? The forecast for all 32 local authorities has been revealed 👇
He sounds like the perfect Reform candidate: a liar. A fake. A phoney.
🚨David McLennan is Reform UK's first elected councillor in Scotland. He won a by-election in Whitburn last week.
He claims to be a retired police officer, but David actually left the force after being charged with attempting to pervert the course of justice, we reveal tonight.
He claims to be a retired police officer, but David actually left the force after being charged with attempting to pervert the course of justice, we reveal tonight.
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
He sounds like the perfect Reform candidate: a liar. A fake. A phoney.
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Labour came in promising to cut energy bills by £300. Now they’re almost £200 higher, and they trumpet a change that won’t even cover the increase since they took office.
Is this really it??
Scotland deserves better than this chaos. A fresh start with independence. 🏴
Is this really it??
Scotland deserves better than this chaos. A fresh start with independence. 🏴
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Labour came in promising to cut energy bills by £300. Now they’re almost £200 higher, and they trumpet a change that won’t even cover the increase since they took office.
Is this really it??
Scotland deserves better than this chaos. A fresh start with independence. 🏴
Is this really it??
Scotland deserves better than this chaos. A fresh start with independence. 🏴
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£26 billion tax rise announced today in Labour's budget
£90 billon, how much tax revenue is lost because of Brexit EVERY Year
The reason taxes are going up and spending is being cut is because we can't afford stuff because of Brexit!
£90 billon, how much tax revenue is lost because of Brexit EVERY Year
The reason taxes are going up and spending is being cut is because we can't afford stuff because of Brexit!
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
£26 billion tax rise announced today in Labour's budget
£90 billon, how much tax revenue is lost because of Brexit EVERY Year
The reason taxes are going up and spending is being cut is because we can't afford stuff because of Brexit!
£90 billon, how much tax revenue is lost because of Brexit EVERY Year
The reason taxes are going up and spending is being cut is because we can't afford stuff because of Brexit!
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A massive THANK YOU to @ianvisits.co.uk for featuring us in his excellent blog. There are lots of great gift ideas too, for Londonphiles and beyond. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/14-...
14 gift ideas for Londonphilles this Christmas
What do you buy for the Londoner who probably has everything there is to do with London already? Here's a selection of what you might want to buy for them.
www.ianvisits.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A massive THANK YOU to @ianvisits.co.uk for featuring us in his excellent blog. There are lots of great gift ideas too, for Londonphiles and beyond. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/14-...
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What an absolute cunt
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
What an absolute cunt