⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣
@chunkylumplump.bsky.social
Frequently suspended on BlueSky for not following their rules
A major hang-over could be on the way
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
A major hang-over could be on the way
5 or 6 bananas together is called a hand
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
5 or 6 bananas together is called a hand
Evil always wins
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Evil always wins
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Fucking Google alerts at 3am about snow
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Fucking Google alerts at 3am about snow
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I'm so hungry
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm so hungry
The Mask of Zuckerberg
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The Mask of Zuckerberg
tRump is a total loser
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
tRump is a total loser
Yellow Corp.’s bankruptcy in 2023 poured thousands of the defunct carrier’s trucks and trailers into the used equipment market.
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yellow Corp.’s bankruptcy in 2023 poured thousands of the defunct carrier’s trucks and trailers into the used equipment market.
Is Jimmy Kimmel still alive?
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Is Jimmy Kimmel still alive?
The bacteria that lives in my armpits has more intelligence than Elon Musk
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The bacteria that lives in my armpits has more intelligence than Elon Musk
Delinquent Dong Devourers
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Delinquent Dong Devourers
Clickbait Alert!
Donald Trump licks Dick Cheney's Puckered Asshole live on Fox News!
Donald Trump licks Dick Cheney's Puckered Asshole live on Fox News!
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Clickbait Alert!
Donald Trump licks Dick Cheney's Puckered Asshole live on Fox News!
Donald Trump licks Dick Cheney's Puckered Asshole live on Fox News!
Election season is over, back to never hearing from your local elected politicians again until the next election...
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Election season is over, back to never hearing from your local elected politicians again until the next election...
1.22.21ubuntu3.1 amd64
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
1.22.21ubuntu3.1 amd64
Flags half stiff for death of Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Flags half stiff for death of Dick Cheney
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins NYC Mayoral race
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins NYC Mayoral race
Oh shit, I forgot to vote for vagina governor
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Oh shit, I forgot to vote for vagina governor
Squeeze my lime til the juice run up my leggings
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Squeeze my lime til the juice run up my leggings
lick my butthole
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
lick my butthole
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In 1899, G.E. Dudley patented an electrical anti-masturbation device for men that consisted of a tube connected to a bell that would ring if the penis, inserted in the tube, became erect.
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
In 1899, G.E. Dudley patented an electrical anti-masturbation device for men that consisted of a tube connected to a bell that would ring if the penis, inserted in the tube, became erect.
today i cut my finger off while trying to remove her chastity belt
November 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
today i cut my finger off while trying to remove her chastity belt
I like eating my boogers
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I like eating my boogers
A reply to Obama
Yeah they're not going to do that.
Any dollar spent providing the services we pay for is a dollar they can't steal for themselves and their donors.
You should have learned from years of dealing with conservatives: You cannot shame a sociopath.
Any dollar spent providing the services we pay for is a dollar they can't steal for themselves and their donors.
You should have learned from years of dealing with conservatives: You cannot shame a sociopath.
November 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
A reply to Obama