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Frequently suspended on BlueSky for not following their rules
I've gotta bad case of loving glue
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
lol every attempt by NQ to go up gets beaten down
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A major hang-over could be on the way
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
5 or 6 bananas together is called a hand
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Evil always wins
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Fucking Google alerts at 3am about snow
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'm so hungry
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The Mask of Zuckerberg
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
tRump is a total loser
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yellow Corp.’s bankruptcy in 2023 poured thousands of the defunct carrier’s trucks and trailers into the used equipment market.
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Is Jimmy Kimmel still alive?
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The bacteria that lives in my armpits has more intelligence than Elon Musk
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Delinquent Dong Devourers
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Clickbait Alert!
Donald Trump licks Dick Cheney's Puckered Asshole live on Fox News!
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Election season is over, back to never hearing from your local elected politicians again until the next election...
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
1.22.21ubuntu3.1 amd64
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Flags half stiff for death of Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins NYC Mayoral race
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Oh shit, I forgot to vote for vagina governor
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Squeeze my lime til the juice run up my leggings
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
lick my butthole
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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In 1899, G.E. Dudley patented an electrical anti-masturbation device for men that consisted of a tube connected to a bell that would ring if the penis, inserted in the tube, became erect.
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
today i cut my finger off while trying to remove her chastity belt
November 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM