Major Banks McGee
chrysis.bsky.social
Major Banks McGee
@chrysis.bsky.social
Plant enthusiast, Antifascist, Big Starfleet Nerd

No war but class war
January 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This little guy is growing TWO new leaves 🪴🪴 #plantsky
January 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I guess a lot of people need to hear this? Sending me the google maps photo of my own house is a weird sales tactic
January 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
There is still time left in the day, but it doesn't seem like Ireland is going to get it together for the meme.
December 31, 2024 at 6:04 PM
This is the correct take
December 16, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.
December 14, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Look at my tiny baby Philodendron Spiritus Sancti! I'm so excited to have this plant.
December 13, 2024 at 12:55 AM
December 12, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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“When low on water, some plants make high-pitched clicking noises, inaudible to humans. Female moths… appear to key in on the distressed din and steer clear in order to lay their eggs on plants that will better feed their caterpillars after hatching”

#scicomm

www.sciencenews.org/article/thir...
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The screams of thirsty plants may prompt some moths to lay eggs elsewhere
Female moths may pick up on the ultrasonic wailing of distressed plants and opt to lay their eggs on different, healthier plants.
www.sciencenews.org
December 12, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Good
December 12, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I've always known my fur children will be my cause of death but I thought it'd be tripping down the basement stairs
According to a new study, domestic cats could provide an unexpected new route for the bird flu virus H5N1 to evolve into a more dangerous form.
Could Cats Become a Vector for Bird Flu?
A new study highlights the need for public health officials to ramp up bird flu surveillance in our feline companions.
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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scully: it doesn’t make any sense mulder, out of nowhere he started showing empathy and a base level curiosity about the life experience of others

mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?
December 6, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.

“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
December 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
The cat tax:
December 7, 2024 at 12:47 AM
The full text of the email I just had to send:
"Hello, I am VERY sorry but the picture attached to the original ticket is my cat's behind. They were for the vet and I got the image files mixed up. Please see the actual image of the plants attached and again, I am SO sorry. "
December 6, 2024 at 11:35 PM