Chris Wilde
@christopherwilde.bsky.social
Author, sports fan, mob boss. Not in that order. #GoDolphins
One of the best things about Christmas is being able to say "greasing the bird" entirely legitimately all day
December 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
One of the best things about Christmas is being able to say "greasing the bird" entirely legitimately all day
Welp, I must have finally lost it. I'm having delusions of Phillip Rivers starting for the Colts.
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Welp, I must have finally lost it. I'm having delusions of Phillip Rivers starting for the Colts.
Max Verstappen is ridiculous. How does he do it man. He must surely be the best ever?
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Max Verstappen is ridiculous. How does he do it man. He must surely be the best ever?
Wait wait wait did I hear that right? Daniel Jones broke his leg and is going to 'play through it'? I mean what
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Wait wait wait did I hear that right? Daniel Jones broke his leg and is going to 'play through it'? I mean what
It always seems so far away and then suddenly it's upon you. And it's an odd sense of relief, joy and something I can only describe as "Nervcitement".
This is the year. Let's go Dolphins!
This is the year. Let's go Dolphins!
September 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It always seems so far away and then suddenly it's upon you. And it's an odd sense of relief, joy and something I can only describe as "Nervcitement".
This is the year. Let's go Dolphins!
This is the year. Let's go Dolphins!
I want to watch Alcaraz and Sinner play each other in slam finals everyday until I die pls
July 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I want to watch Alcaraz and Sinner play each other in slam finals everyday until I die pls
This is fascinating
July 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
This is fascinating
I don't hate the Dolphins trade for Waller. But perhaps that's because I'm still trying to understand it
July 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I don't hate the Dolphins trade for Waller. But perhaps that's because I'm still trying to understand it
Scientists are superheroes. There'll be this ball of fire burning in the sky everyday, scorching everything in its path and they'll be like "Here take this lotion and rub it on your skin and you won't burn". Like, how?!
June 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Scientists are superheroes. There'll be this ball of fire burning in the sky everyday, scorching everything in its path and they'll be like "Here take this lotion and rub it on your skin and you won't burn". Like, how?!
The weather report keeps promising thunder storms and not delivering. Why are they doing this to me
June 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The weather report keeps promising thunder storms and not delivering. Why are they doing this to me
I don't follow tennis all that closely, but that must surely be one of the biggest comebacks of all time. Down three championship points at one point. Alcaraz epitomised why you never give up!
June 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I don't follow tennis all that closely, but that must surely be one of the biggest comebacks of all time. Down three championship points at one point. Alcaraz epitomised why you never give up!
Just heard a pundit say that Jannik Sinner has made it to the final of Roland Garros without losing a set. How are you gonna get to the final of The French Open without losing a set, man? That's just rude
June 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Just heard a pundit say that Jannik Sinner has made it to the final of Roland Garros without losing a set. How are you gonna get to the final of The French Open without losing a set, man? That's just rude
Why do projectors need to have the on/off button pressed twice before they will switch on/off? I can't think of any other appliance like that. Is there some kind of projector's club that demands this unreasonable functionality?
May 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Why do projectors need to have the on/off button pressed twice before they will switch on/off? I can't think of any other appliance like that. Is there some kind of projector's club that demands this unreasonable functionality?
How much extra would I have to pay for my haircut to have a barbershop quartet be there?
May 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
How much extra would I have to pay for my haircut to have a barbershop quartet be there?
Not a baseball guy but when I watch the Dodgers I kind of wonder how anyone is going to stop them. They seem to pretty much get on base whenever they feel like it
April 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Not a baseball guy but when I watch the Dodgers I kind of wonder how anyone is going to stop them. They seem to pretty much get on base whenever they feel like it
Come on Dolphins, Jaden Dolphin is right there. Just bring him in for a couple weeks, what do we have to lose?
April 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Come on Dolphins, Jaden Dolphin is right there. Just bring him in for a couple weeks, what do we have to lose?
Watching Draft Day on draft day. Does it get any better than this?
April 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Watching Draft Day on draft day. Does it get any better than this?
Reposted by Chris Wilde
This is K2-18b.
It’s a planet outside of our solar system, about 2 1/2 times the size of earth, orbiting a small red dwarf star.
The James Webb space telescope spent time studying this planet via spectroscopy and determined it has gases in its atmosphere that are only created through biology!
It’s a planet outside of our solar system, about 2 1/2 times the size of earth, orbiting a small red dwarf star.
The James Webb space telescope spent time studying this planet via spectroscopy and determined it has gases in its atmosphere that are only created through biology!
April 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is K2-18b.
It’s a planet outside of our solar system, about 2 1/2 times the size of earth, orbiting a small red dwarf star.
The James Webb space telescope spent time studying this planet via spectroscopy and determined it has gases in its atmosphere that are only created through biology!
It’s a planet outside of our solar system, about 2 1/2 times the size of earth, orbiting a small red dwarf star.
The James Webb space telescope spent time studying this planet via spectroscopy and determined it has gases in its atmosphere that are only created through biology!
I wish I lived in a world where this was the leading story on every network
www.reuters.com/science/scie...
www.reuters.com/science/scie...
Scientists find strongest evidence yet of life on an alien planet
In a potential landmark discovery, scientists using the James Webb Space Telescope have obtained what they call the strongest signs yet of possible life beyond our solar system, detecting in an alien planet's atmosphere the chemical fingerprints of gases that on Earth are produced only by biological processes.
www.reuters.com
April 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I wish I lived in a world where this was the leading story on every network
www.reuters.com/science/scie...
www.reuters.com/science/scie...
Really struggling to understand why the Dolphins would trade Jalen Ramsey. I mean for starters, he's a Jalen, and we've gone to great lengths to sign as many Jalens as possible. This is a move backwards in that regard.
April 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Really struggling to understand why the Dolphins would trade Jalen Ramsey. I mean for starters, he's a Jalen, and we've gone to great lengths to sign as many Jalens as possible. This is a move backwards in that regard.
One of the great things about being an adult is that I never have to ride a rollercoaster again if I don't want to
April 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
One of the great things about being an adult is that I never have to ride a rollercoaster again if I don't want to
This week on overheard in the city: "They wanted him to sell a kidney, and to be honest he probably would've, but he said he likes marshmallows too much you know"
I mean I'm not a scientist but what
I mean I'm not a scientist but what
April 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This week on overheard in the city: "They wanted him to sell a kidney, and to be honest he probably would've, but he said he likes marshmallows too much you know"
I mean I'm not a scientist but what
I mean I'm not a scientist but what
Where do people learn the elite mix of balance and waiting skills needed to serve traditional afternoon tea to tourists on an old London bus? I feel like there's not a lot of courses that could prepare a person for the unique challenges of that role
April 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Where do people learn the elite mix of balance and waiting skills needed to serve traditional afternoon tea to tourists on an old London bus? I feel like there's not a lot of courses that could prepare a person for the unique challenges of that role
Thanks for everything TStead, the definition of a professional in every sense of the word
Dolphins five-time Pro Bowl LT Terron Armstead is retiring, officially ending a star-studded 12-year career.
Armstead was one of the best left tackles of his generation beginning with his stint with the Saints. Now, he heads into his second career 🎙️.
Armstead was one of the best left tackles of his generation beginning with his stint with the Saints. Now, he heads into his second career 🎙️.
April 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Thanks for everything TStead, the definition of a professional in every sense of the word