Christopher Paine
@christopherpaine.bsky.social
film maker, college instructor, runner
There are two tickets sold to Friday's 12:25 showing of "Melania" at the Kanata Landmark theatre. I would love to hear their story but MAGA doesn't understand irony, so I can't buy a ticket, even for the lolz.
January 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
There are two tickets sold to Friday's 12:25 showing of "Melania" at the Kanata Landmark theatre. I would love to hear their story but MAGA doesn't understand irony, so I can't buy a ticket, even for the lolz.
Believing that "IQ" is a real thing is a "Low IQ" thing.
January 25, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Believing that "IQ" is a real thing is a "Low IQ" thing.
this is VERY good. It's ashame that MAGA won't understand it :)
paulwells.substack.com/p/the-carney...
paulwells.substack.com/p/the-carney...
The Carney doctrine
Open comment thread on the PM's Davos speech
paulwells.substack.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM
this is VERY good. It's ashame that MAGA won't understand it :)
paulwells.substack.com/p/the-carney...
paulwells.substack.com/p/the-carney...
I'm so tired of the american hand wringing over losing global respect, like it's just happening now. They seem to be shocked no one likes them. Are you f-ing kidding? Hard to see why we all are disgusted while you are fiddling while Rome burns! I have two words for you - General Strike
January 20, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I'm so tired of the american hand wringing over losing global respect, like it's just happening now. They seem to be shocked no one likes them. Are you f-ing kidding? Hard to see why we all are disgusted while you are fiddling while Rome burns! I have two words for you - General Strike
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Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
A bit too on the nose www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Out-of-service OC Transpo bus catches fire while being towed | CBC News
No one was hurt but the Wednesday afternoon incident is under investigation.
www.cbc.ca
January 8, 2026 at 12:11 PM
A bit too on the nose www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
so he thinks that 5G is the camera?
Trump on 6G: "What does that do? Give you a little bit deeper view into somebody's skin? See how perfect it is? I like the cameras the old days."
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
so he thinks that 5G is the camera?
So, so close Rand. Imagine an organization even bigger than Costco, an organization that every citizen is a member of. Imagine the negotiating power!
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
So, so close Rand. Imagine an organization even bigger than Costco, an organization that every citizen is a member of. Imagine the negotiating power!
Well, they tell me of a pie up in the sky
Waiting for me when I die.
Rip Jimmy Cliff
Waiting for me when I die.
Rip Jimmy Cliff
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Well, they tell me of a pie up in the sky
Waiting for me when I die.
Rip Jimmy Cliff
Waiting for me when I die.
Rip Jimmy Cliff
If Bruce Deachman, The Citizen's happy news guy, is coming after you, that says something ottawacitizen.com/news/local-n...
Sutcliffe's Lansdowne 2.0 pitch was more spin than substance
Ottawa's mayor should spend more time talking actual policy details and less time warning us about critics. | Opinion
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October 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If Bruce Deachman, The Citizen's happy news guy, is coming after you, that says something ottawacitizen.com/news/local-n...
um, yeah....
September 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
um, yeah....
Dog Swim at McNabb wading pool
August 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Dog Swim at McNabb wading pool
Sometimes I'll just write a long line into Google, like "how the fuck does Dave Portnoy even get listened to anymore? The guys an uber douche" in the vain hope that the algorithm will pick it up and run with it. Like, "yeah, we wondered that too..."
July 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sometimes I'll just write a long line into Google, like "how the fuck does Dave Portnoy even get listened to anymore? The guys an uber douche" in the vain hope that the algorithm will pick it up and run with it. Like, "yeah, we wondered that too..."
Chris Neil's pants are so tight I can read his text messages.
April 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Chris Neil's pants are so tight I can read his text messages.
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I kind of want to go
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I kind of want to go
So Trump's ridiculous tariff numbers are, in fact, trade deficits www.reddit.com/r/economy/co...
From the economy community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the economy community
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April 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
So Trump's ridiculous tariff numbers are, in fact, trade deficits www.reddit.com/r/economy/co...
If the National Post and the Fraser Institute don't like Mark Carney, then maybe he is OK after all. www.fraserinstitute.org/commentary/c...
Carney now prime minister of Canada after trying for years to defund it
In reality, Carney wants to eliminate pipelines, liquified natural gas terminals and other hydrocarbon infrastructure.
www.fraserinstitute.org
March 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If the National Post and the Fraser Institute don't like Mark Carney, then maybe he is OK after all. www.fraserinstitute.org/commentary/c...
hahahahahahaha
March 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
hahahahahahaha
fuck yeah.
March 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
fuck yeah.
I always wondered how super-villains paid their henchmen - now I know! Taxpayers money!
February 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I always wondered how super-villains paid their henchmen - now I know! Taxpayers money!
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Canadians are stepping up and supporting the Pledge for Canada. Please sign on.
We will send a message to Trump and to any Canadian leader who would try and cut a deal to sell us out.
Let's get past 20,000 sign ups today.
True North Strong Free
actionnetwork.org/petitions/pl...
We will send a message to Trump and to any Canadian leader who would try and cut a deal to sell us out.
Let's get past 20,000 sign ups today.
True North Strong Free
actionnetwork.org/petitions/pl...
Sign the Pledge for Canada
This petition is intended as an invitation to Canadians to reflect on the current challenges Canada faces and what we can all do to respond to the risks and to contribute to building a more resilient ...
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February 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Canadians are stepping up and supporting the Pledge for Canada. Please sign on.
We will send a message to Trump and to any Canadian leader who would try and cut a deal to sell us out.
Let's get past 20,000 sign ups today.
True North Strong Free
actionnetwork.org/petitions/pl...
We will send a message to Trump and to any Canadian leader who would try and cut a deal to sell us out.
Let's get past 20,000 sign ups today.
True North Strong Free
actionnetwork.org/petitions/pl...
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STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT
January 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT
Looking forward to seeing the new GMC "McKinley"
January 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Looking forward to seeing the new GMC "McKinley"