Christian Wattengård
@christian.wattengard.no
Developer, Consultant, Architect
Mainquesting .NET but sidequesting anything programmable that doesn't hurt my brain too much. Kind but bitchy.
He/him.
Mainquesting .NET but sidequesting anything programmable that doesn't hurt my brain too much. Kind but bitchy.
He/him.
Reposted by Christian Wattengård
Fuck the IOC.
⚡️Ukrainian skeleton racer disqualified at Olympics for helmet honoring athletes killed in Russia's war.
Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych was disqualified before his first run at the 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy on Feb. 12, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced.
Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych was disqualified before his first run at the 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy on Feb. 12, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced.
Ukrainian skeleton racer disqualified at Olympics for helmet honoring athletes killed in Russia's war
Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych was disqualified before his first run at the 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy on Feb. 12, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced.
kyivindependent.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Fuck the IOC.
Hvis du bruker sånt på babyen din så forhåndsdømmer jeg deg over en usannsynlig lav sko... www.minmote.no/nyheter/a/pB...
Zara selger parfyme til babyer
Den spanske klesgiganten tilbyr duft til de aller minste. Hudlege advarer mot parfyme til babyer. Les mer om det på MinMote.no!
www.minmote.no
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Hvis du bruker sånt på babyen din så forhåndsdømmer jeg deg over en usannsynlig lav sko... www.minmote.no/nyheter/a/pB...
For everyone looking for a self-hosted alternative to Discord... It exists, it has existed since the late 80s. It´s Finnish in origin. It has a distributed story already...
IRC ... it´s IRC...
IRC ... it´s IRC...
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
For everyone looking for a self-hosted alternative to Discord... It exists, it has existed since the late 80s. It´s Finnish in origin. It has a distributed story already...
IRC ... it´s IRC...
IRC ... it´s IRC...
Reposted by Christian Wattengård
TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer.
(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer.
(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
Reposted by Christian Wattengård
ICE is no longer an immigration enforcement agency. It has become Trump’s domestic army.
If my “conservative” colleagues truly believe in small government, they should join us in demanding an end to masked federal agents terrorizing communities across this country.
If my “conservative” colleagues truly believe in small government, they should join us in demanding an end to masked federal agents terrorizing communities across this country.
February 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
ICE is no longer an immigration enforcement agency. It has become Trump’s domestic army.
If my “conservative” colleagues truly believe in small government, they should join us in demanding an end to masked federal agents terrorizing communities across this country.
If my “conservative” colleagues truly believe in small government, they should join us in demanding an end to masked federal agents terrorizing communities across this country.
på den brenne. La den brenne ut og så kan jeg få se resultatet etterpå.. Og da kan jeg riste på hue med et apatisk sukk og si "jaja" til meg selv for så å flytte fokuset over på noe anndt FØKD OPP DRITT I DENNE HELVETES FORPESTA DRITTVERDENEN!
February 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
på den brenne. La den brenne ut og så kan jeg få se resultatet etterpå.. Og da kan jeg riste på hue med et apatisk sukk og si "jaja" til meg selv for så å flytte fokuset over på noe anndt FØKD OPP DRITT I DENNE HELVETES FORPESTA DRITTVERDENEN!
Når var det @vg.no og de andre store avisene hadde sånn filter på forsida? Var det første gang ostepopen stilte/vant valget? Kan jeg vær så snill å få et sånt filter igjen? Bare for _ALT_ som har med Epstein å gjøre... Det er en dumpsterfire, jeg vet, du vet, alle vet... Men la meg slippe å se
February 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Når var det @vg.no og de andre store avisene hadde sånn filter på forsida? Var det første gang ostepopen stilte/vant valget? Kan jeg vær så snill å få et sånt filter igjen? Bare for _ALT_ som har med Epstein å gjøre... Det er en dumpsterfire, jeg vet, du vet, alle vet... Men la meg slippe å se
@bsky.oliversturm.com I was at your pattern matching talk at NDC London, could you share the font and theme you were using while presenting? They were extremely nice to read and look at.
January 31, 2026 at 3:13 PM
@bsky.oliversturm.com I was at your pattern matching talk at NDC London, could you share the font and theme you were using while presenting? They were extremely nice to read and look at.
Hey London! I am in you, and looking forward to @ndcconferences.com starting tomorrow!
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Hey London! I am in you, and looking forward to @ndcconferences.com starting tomorrow!
Where is the peoples militia now, you know, the one who has always been used as a reason for not throwing out the 2nd amendment? The one who needs to have guns to take up arms against the government (ICE)? It's time for the states to remove ICE by force. Fucking nazi terrorist group
January 24, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Where is the peoples militia now, you know, the one who has always been used as a reason for not throwing out the 2nd amendment? The one who needs to have guns to take up arms against the government (ICE)? It's time for the states to remove ICE by force. Fucking nazi terrorist group
Just lovely how the new secretary general of NATO, Mark Rutte, has decided that the best strategy is to bend over and offer his ass for the taking to the cheesedoodle in charge.
January 21, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Just lovely how the new secretary general of NATO, Mark Rutte, has decided that the best strategy is to bend over and offer his ass for the taking to the cheesedoodle in charge.
I was _just_ in the support pricing page for JasperFX and didn't see the "I will relocate to your location" SKU for support...
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I was _just_ in the support pricing page for JasperFX and didn't see the "I will relocate to your location" SKU for support...
Reposted by Christian Wattengård
On 9 January 2026 mine and my family's lives changed forever.
I tell the full story in this video: youtu.be/mNEPSWcOheY
If you want to support my family as well as our local community, consider sharing this post, or donating here: www.gofundme.com/f/we-lost-al...
I tell the full story in this video: youtu.be/mNEPSWcOheY
If you want to support my family as well as our local community, consider sharing this post, or donating here: www.gofundme.com/f/we-lost-al...
January 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
On 9 January 2026 mine and my family's lives changed forever.
I tell the full story in this video: youtu.be/mNEPSWcOheY
If you want to support my family as well as our local community, consider sharing this post, or donating here: www.gofundme.com/f/we-lost-al...
I tell the full story in this video: youtu.be/mNEPSWcOheY
If you want to support my family as well as our local community, consider sharing this post, or donating here: www.gofundme.com/f/we-lost-al...
Jeg vil ha direkte tilgang til kontoen min i Home Assistant sånn at et eller annet kan blinke rødt når jeg har brukt pengene mine på dritt fra AliExpress...
– Eg kan allereie laste ned kontoutskrifter som CSV og liknande. Kvifor skal eg ikkje kunne gjere dette maskinelt?
– Eit ope API er berre ein meir fleksibel løysing på det som allereide er mogleg i dag.
– Så dette er mitt ynskje til bankbransjen i Noreg: Slepp laus dataene! ✊
– Eit ope API er berre ein meir fleksibel løysing på det som allereide er mogleg i dag.
– Så dette er mitt ynskje til bankbransjen i Noreg: Slepp laus dataene! ✊
Slepp laus bankdataene våre!
– Eg måtte diverre konkludere med at, nei, vi har tilsynelatande ikkje andre bankar i Noreg som tilbyd opne API for kundane sine. Skuffande! skriver Sverre Johann Bjørke.
www.kode24.no
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Jeg vil ha direkte tilgang til kontoen min i Home Assistant sånn at et eller annet kan blinke rødt når jeg har brukt pengene mine på dritt fra AliExpress...
I fear that once the first ICE officer is shot or otherwise killed while doing one of these acts of domestic terrorism, it's going to be a ketchup effect. And that's not good for anyone...
And I don't think it's if... I strongly believe its when...
And I don't think it's if... I strongly believe its when...
January 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I fear that once the first ICE officer is shot or otherwise killed while doing one of these acts of domestic terrorism, it's going to be a ketchup effect. And that's not good for anyone...
And I don't think it's if... I strongly believe its when...
And I don't think it's if... I strongly believe its when...
Ja det kan jeg hjelpe deg med. Du kan skrive noe sånt som: "Jeg bruker ikke ChatGPT til ALT... Jeg bruker Claude og Gemini til noe også"
January 6, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ja det kan jeg hjelpe deg med. Du kan skrive noe sånt som: "Jeg bruker ikke ChatGPT til ALT... Jeg bruker Claude og Gemini til noe også"
If anyone is going to @ndcconferences.com in London I have an extra Heathrow Express ticket inbound sunday Jan 25. and outbound saturday Jan 31.. Someone (read: me) managed to "save money" by pre-ordering... Twice... Price: £15 donation to the charity of your choice... #ndclondon
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
If anyone is going to @ndcconferences.com in London I have an extra Heathrow Express ticket inbound sunday Jan 25. and outbound saturday Jan 31.. Someone (read: me) managed to "save money" by pre-ordering... Twice... Price: £15 donation to the charity of your choice... #ndclondon
My children... But to be fair, my wife is more of a godess than I am a cunt, so it's a net positive...
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 11:27 AM
My children... But to be fair, my wife is more of a godess than I am a cunt, so it's a net positive...
Jeg liker indentifikasjon med BankID på Finn altså... Men hvorfor må jeg gjøre det _hver_ gang? Jeg bruker jo allerede min Schibsted ID for å logge inn... Burde det ikke være nok å bekrefte at jeg er meg 1 gang? BankID er _relativt_ smooth... Men ikke så smooth at det ikke er et ekstra hinder...
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Jeg liker indentifikasjon med BankID på Finn altså... Men hvorfor må jeg gjøre det _hver_ gang? Jeg bruker jo allerede min Schibsted ID for å logge inn... Burde det ikke være nok å bekrefte at jeg er meg 1 gang? BankID er _relativt_ smooth... Men ikke så smooth at det ikke er et ekstra hinder...
I am a very simple man..
This is hilarious 🤣🤣
This is hilarious 🤣🤣
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I am a very simple man..
This is hilarious 🤣🤣
This is hilarious 🤣🤣
You assume I have any recollection of what I did before christmas...
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
You assume I have any recollection of what I did before christmas...
My Christmas always starts the first time I hear Driving Home For Christmas on the radio, and now he has driven home for the last time. Rest in peace, Chris Rea.
December 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My Christmas always starts the first time I hear Driving Home For Christmas on the radio, and now he has driven home for the last time. Rest in peace, Chris Rea.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. It's going to be spectacular.
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. It's going to be spectacular.