Christopher Rockatansky
@chrisrockatansky.bsky.social
I always shut off my phone when watching a movie or TV show.
My Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/The_Classics/
That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone.
My Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/The_Classics/
That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone.
Wordle 1,617 2/6
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November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Wordle 1,617 2/6
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Yeah, @espn.com , watching this E flash for the last 5 min. is way more entertaining than the Knicks game. Unfortunately though, it only flashes for a while before it jumps to the There was an error playing this video.
One would think that if they paid real money, they would get a real service.
One would think that if they paid real money, they would get a real service.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yeah, @espn.com , watching this E flash for the last 5 min. is way more entertaining than the Knicks game. Unfortunately though, it only flashes for a while before it jumps to the There was an error playing this video.
One would think that if they paid real money, they would get a real service.
One would think that if they paid real money, they would get a real service.
Good God, Schumer.
Read the room, you dumb motherfucker.
Read the room, you dumb motherfucker.
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Good God, Schumer.
Read the room, you dumb motherfucker.
Read the room, you dumb motherfucker.
“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”
― Denis Diderot
― Denis Diderot
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”
― Denis Diderot
― Denis Diderot
I can't tell you how many times I saw Waldo out and about today. Motherfucker's slippin
October 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I can't tell you how many times I saw Waldo out and about today. Motherfucker's slippin
I rarely post, but come on, I think we've seen enough. Time to do something. Anything. There's a world of hurt coming for a lot of people. It's downright criminal.
We're dealing with people who think that the law does not apply to them. They don't play by the rules, and haven't for decades. Fuck.
We're dealing with people who think that the law does not apply to them. They don't play by the rules, and haven't for decades. Fuck.
October 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I rarely post, but come on, I think we've seen enough. Time to do something. Anything. There's a world of hurt coming for a lot of people. It's downright criminal.
We're dealing with people who think that the law does not apply to them. They don't play by the rules, and haven't for decades. Fuck.
We're dealing with people who think that the law does not apply to them. They don't play by the rules, and haven't for decades. Fuck.
Vulture Cinematrix No. 532: Sep 9, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2676
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Cinematrix Fantasy Picks: September 9, 2025
A grid with the actors most requested by Cinematrix players: Can you name an Oscar-nominated Cary Grant or Jimmy Stewart movie?
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September 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Vulture Cinematrix No. 532: Sep 9, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2676
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I got 9/9 Correct
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No punts the entire game.
Enter one-hour weather delay over lightning.
Game resumes. Two punts in a row.
Further proof that, in pro sports, MOMENTUM IS EVERYTHING.
Enter one-hour weather delay over lightning.
Game resumes. Two punts in a row.
Further proof that, in pro sports, MOMENTUM IS EVERYTHING.
September 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
No punts the entire game.
Enter one-hour weather delay over lightning.
Game resumes. Two punts in a row.
Further proof that, in pro sports, MOMENTUM IS EVERYTHING.
Enter one-hour weather delay over lightning.
Game resumes. Two punts in a row.
Further proof that, in pro sports, MOMENTUM IS EVERYTHING.
Reposted by Christopher Rockatansky
PSA for everyone going to protests
June 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
PSA for everyone going to protests
Reposted by Christopher Rockatansky
4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
Lost a few followers on Letterboxd after posting this.
And it feels great.
I don't want MAGA jerk-offs following me, or anyone else who bellyaches about "making everything political".
Newsflash, buddy. Everything is political. You're just not paying attention.
letterboxd.com/the_classics...
And it feels great.
I don't want MAGA jerk-offs following me, or anyone else who bellyaches about "making everything political".
Newsflash, buddy. Everything is political. You're just not paying attention.
letterboxd.com/the_classics...
A ★★★ review of Trackdown (1976)
Pretty sure right-wingers use this movie to radicalize young white men.
letterboxd.com
April 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Lost a few followers on Letterboxd after posting this.
And it feels great.
I don't want MAGA jerk-offs following me, or anyone else who bellyaches about "making everything political".
Newsflash, buddy. Everything is political. You're just not paying attention.
letterboxd.com/the_classics...
And it feels great.
I don't want MAGA jerk-offs following me, or anyone else who bellyaches about "making everything political".
Newsflash, buddy. Everything is political. You're just not paying attention.
letterboxd.com/the_classics...
Reposted by Christopher Rockatansky
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
Still haven't decided if I'm going to fight or sit back and watch the world burn.
Figure I'll make up my mind by January 20.
Figure I'll make up my mind by January 20.
November 7, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Still haven't decided if I'm going to fight or sit back and watch the world burn.
Figure I'll make up my mind by January 20.
Figure I'll make up my mind by January 20.
Can't wait for when Trump crashes the economy and all the dumb motherfuckers who voted for him have to suffer along with the rest of us.
Who will they blame then?
Who will they blame then?
November 6, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Can't wait for when Trump crashes the economy and all the dumb motherfuckers who voted for him have to suffer along with the rest of us.
Who will they blame then?
Who will they blame then?
As a straight white middle-aged male who was lucky enough to retire early, I'll probably be the least affected by a Trump victory.
But I'm seriously on the verge of tears knowing that those less privileged & more vulnerable will endure endless suffering under this treasonous jerk-off.
I'm so sorry
But I'm seriously on the verge of tears knowing that those less privileged & more vulnerable will endure endless suffering under this treasonous jerk-off.
I'm so sorry
November 6, 2024 at 4:52 AM
As a straight white middle-aged male who was lucky enough to retire early, I'll probably be the least affected by a Trump victory.
But I'm seriously on the verge of tears knowing that those less privileged & more vulnerable will endure endless suffering under this treasonous jerk-off.
I'm so sorry
But I'm seriously on the verge of tears knowing that those less privileged & more vulnerable will endure endless suffering under this treasonous jerk-off.
I'm so sorry
We need a GoFundMe for her. And anyone else who had to do something similar. Absolute hero.
November 5, 2024 at 11:12 PM
We need a GoFundMe for her. And anyone else who had to do something similar. Absolute hero.
Reposted by Christopher Rockatansky
until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it
October 31, 2024 at 11:46 PM
until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it
Vulture Cinematrix No. 203: Oct 15, 2024
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2578
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I got 9/9 Correct
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October 16, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Vulture Cinematrix No. 203: Oct 15, 2024
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2578
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I got 9/9 Correct
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RIP Kris Kristofferson. One of my favorite people to ever walk the Earth.
September 30, 2024 at 12:01 AM
RIP Kris Kristofferson. One of my favorite people to ever walk the Earth.
Vulture Cinematrix No. 184: Sep 26, 2024
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2538
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September 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Vulture Cinematrix No. 184: Sep 26, 2024
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2538
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I got 9/9 Correct
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Vulture Cinematrix No. 152: Aug 25, 2024
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2605
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2605
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August 25, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Vulture Cinematrix No. 152: Aug 25, 2024
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2605
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I got 9/9 Correct
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