Chris Sauve 🇨🇦
@chrisjamessauve.bsky.social
🇨🇦 I love sports. Habs fan. Cowboys fan. Blue Jays fan.
I’m also really into classic Simpsons, Rock music, Marvel, Star Wars and WWE.
I’m also really into classic Simpsons, Rock music, Marvel, Star Wars and WWE.
Pinned
a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers .
ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers .
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I hope my new followers are ok with my sometimes angry hockey posts (skeets?) and classic Simpsons references.
How many employees do you think got super high after work and tried to eat this?
February 15, 2026 at 4:38 AM
How many employees do you think got super high after work and tried to eat this?
So, Team Canada hockey fans, do we like our chances vs France tomorrow morning? 🤔
February 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
So, Team Canada hockey fans, do we like our chances vs France tomorrow morning? 🤔
Ouch!
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Ouch!
That Ben Stiller Instacart commercial is hilarious. Best ad I’ve seen in a long time.
February 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM
That Ben Stiller Instacart commercial is hilarious. Best ad I’ve seen in a long time.
Well… at least Burger King likes me. 😂😂
February 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Well… at least Burger King likes me. 😂😂
Two Canadians going for medals on CBC right now.
BUCKLE UP INDEED
Here we go folks
The men’s 1500m final right here right now.
Canada’s William Dandjinou and Steven Dubois skate for the podium.
Here we go folks
The men’s 1500m final right here right now.
Canada’s William Dandjinou and Steven Dubois skate for the podium.
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Two Canadians going for medals on CBC right now.
The USA hockey team is so fucking unlikeable.
February 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
The USA hockey team is so fucking unlikeable.
Poor Ralph. I always felt bad for him in this episode.
"And is this your girlfriend, Ralph?"
"Yes. I love Lisa Simpson
And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
"Yes. I love Lisa Simpson
And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
February 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Poor Ralph. I always felt bad for him in this episode.
I hate that family so much. A bunch of dorks.
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I hate that family so much. A bunch of dorks.
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Jeremy Swayman allows a goal from the neutral zone, Denmark leads 2-1 on Nicholas Jensen's shot
February 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Jeremy Swayman allows a goal from the neutral zone, Denmark leads 2-1 on Nicholas Jensen's shot
How the hell did that puck just go in?? Swayman, yikes!
February 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
How the hell did that puck just go in?? Swayman, yikes!
The baby looked at you?
"Mrs. Krabappel and principal Skinner
were in the closet making babies.
And I saw one of the babies
and the baby looked at me."
were in the closet making babies.
And I saw one of the babies
and the baby looked at me."
February 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The baby looked at you?
simpsons barney moe's valentine
YouTube video by Alessio Olivieri
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
This is pretty good so far after two episodes. Set not far down the 401 from my hometown, in the Thousand Islands of Ontario.
The Borderline on Crave.
The Borderline on Crave.
February 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
This is pretty good so far after two episodes. Set not far down the 401 from my hometown, in the Thousand Islands of Ontario.
The Borderline on Crave.
The Borderline on Crave.
Not to make light of an injury, but every time I see someone leave on a stretcher I think of Mike Modano.
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Not to make light of an injury, but every time I see someone leave on a stretcher I think of Mike Modano.
Oh no. They’re getting the stretcher out for Kevin Fiala. Not good to see.
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Oh no. They’re getting the stretcher out for Kevin Fiala. Not good to see.
26 years of being stunned by Ned’s dating profile tape.
26 years ago today: Maude Flanders was killed after falling from rafters when she was hit by several errant flying t-shirts.
#TheSimpsons episode “Alone Again, Natura-Diddily” first aired on Fox on February 13, 2000.
#TheSimpsons episode “Alone Again, Natura-Diddily” first aired on Fox on February 13, 2000.
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
26 years of being stunned by Ned’s dating profile tape.
MacKinnon! 🇨🇦
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
MacKinnon! 🇨🇦
Crosby! 🇨🇦
a budweiser light is lit up on a counter
ALT: a budweiser light is lit up on a counter
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February 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Crosby! 🇨🇦
Wild!
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Wild!
We’re all watching figure skating during the hockey intermission? The Olympics are a weird mashup of different sports.
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
We’re all watching figure skating during the hockey intermission? The Olympics are a weird mashup of different sports.
Apparently it’s not an automatic goal for Canada’s power play.
February 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Apparently it’s not an automatic goal for Canada’s power play.
Wow. Some fans, I’m assuming Swiss, throwing stuff on the ice after that hit. Stay classy.
February 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Wow. Some fans, I’m assuming Swiss, throwing stuff on the ice after that hit. Stay classy.