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CHegbo
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#NUFC (& Moss FK) - based in Oslo
Avid reader, smoker & drinker
Ishtar is a masterpiece and Beastie Boys are the sh*t
- don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows
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Four albums to introduce yourself
So what do you reckon' guys? About time to splash that money, cash in our golden ticket?? Should we buy Haaland? #NUFC #nufc #premierleague #PL
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Now that we know proper sh*t is happening all over the world, Newcastle #NUFC #nufc winning this sh*t - Infantino's gonna make Howe some kinda pope or whatever.
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
So this was a smorgasboard or a bring yer own, kinda thing?
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Etter ha sett dagens NRK Urix er min umiddelbare reaksjon at Hadle Rasmus Bjuland bare kan ta meg sine overlegne kristne verdier til Helvete.

Der de hører hjemme.

Bortsett fra dette har Israel gjennom nå snart åtti år malt seg selv inn i et hjørne. Ett hverken de eller palestinerne kommer ut av.
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My fire extinguisher worked. No fire, just a mate having a shit when I thought it would be swell to see what could happen if one put action into a crazy idea.
September 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Erling Braut Haaland now has 22778 goals for Norway.
September 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
More of this sort of things, please.
August 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
If transfers were a pointsearning exercise we'd be going down like rocks in water. L'pool is getting Guéhi for £40 m. A player we tried to throw C.Palace £65 m for last summer. We really need to sort out CEO and DoF, very quickly. #nufc #NUFC
August 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Nevn tre bøker du har lest minst to ganger:

- Michail Bulgakov: Mesteren og Margarita
- Dostojevskij: Forbrytelse og Straff
- Hamsun: Markens Grøde
Nemn tre bøker du har lese minst to gonger:

- Lars Saabye Christensen: Beatles
- Jon Michelet & Dag Solstad: VM i fotball 1990
- Ymse forfattarar: Bibelen fortalt i bilder
name 3 books you’ve read at least twice

- Douglas Adams: A Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy
- Eric Hansen: Motoring with Mohammed
- Gabriel García Márquez: Love in the Time of Cholera
June 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼

-Never turn down a free meal-
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼

I'm 81, and the coolest train traveller around.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼

do it now, don't wait. you might not be able to do it later. life comes at you fast.
May 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The art of analogue photoshopping📷
Behold!! The world’s smallest cow!
May 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Big up to Bodø Glimt. A team from the north of Norway, almost at the polar circle, from a city with fewer inhabitants than their opposition's stadium count - qualified for the semi finals in the Europa League. They'll probably piss all over Spurs and reach the final.
April 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
True story, if ever I read one⚫⚪
I wouldn’t want to play Newcastle United right now. A little weak in the underbelly but, fuck me, this is a very, very good team.
April 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Still waiting for reports from US telling us about 11 hole-in-ones, they can't be far away now.
April 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
April 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Fikk han Valen noe svar fra Trump? Blir'e no endring?
April 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Not too shabby
March 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Alli's comeback going swell, innit.
March 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Two kinds of people: they who get Beastie Boys. And the other kind
March 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Kiss of death innit? When a bot tries to out you as a bot...
March 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Kjenner meg som Krueger
March 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Jeg savner da Arne Scheie og Espen Bredesen fortalte vårs at det var vind i bakken.
March 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Reposted by CHegbo
Noen som vet hvem denne amerikaneren i min innboks kan ha møtt i Norge på 70-tallet?
February 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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It’s nice that The Opera House, Tunbridge Wells (Wetherspoon) stages an opera once a year.
February 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM