Chris Doll
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Chris Doll
@chrisdoll.bsky.social
· Nov 29
My teams hate success.
I don't think the officials doing this Ohio State Penn State game have seen basketball before today.
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I don't think the officials doing this Ohio State Penn State game have seen basketball before today.
"Stop hurting our feelings or we'll continue to shoot you" is quite a hill to die on.
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
"Stop hurting our feelings or we'll continue to shoot you" is quite a hill to die on.
Crystal Palace has legitimate complaints with VAR.
January 25, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Crystal Palace has legitimate complaints with VAR.
"....counting his bullet wounds...."?
Holy hell!
Holy hell!
3/ "Instead of doing either of those things [checking for a pulse and administering CPR], the ICE agents appeared to be counting his bullet wounds.
I asked the ICE agents if the victim had a pulse, and they said they did not know."
Link: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
I asked the ICE agents if the victim had a pulse, and they said they did not know."
Link: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
#109 in Tincher v. Noem (D. Minnesota, 0:25-cv-04669) – CourtListener.com
DECLARATION of Witness No. 2 re 108 Declaration in Support by John Biestman, Alan Crenshaw, Janet Lee, Abdikadir Noor, Susan Tincher, Lucia Webb . (Fisher, Caitlinrose) (Entered: 01/24/2026)
storage.courtlistener.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:11 PM
"....counting his bullet wounds...."?
Holy hell!
Holy hell!
Revolutionaries are often known for their adherence to law. They're ironic like that.
We are governed by stupid evil people.
We are governed by stupid evil people.
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "Our country was founded on law enforcement"
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 25, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Revolutionaries are often known for their adherence to law. They're ironic like that.
We are governed by stupid evil people.
We are governed by stupid evil people.
She better hope Hell isn't real.
Noem's lies are mind blowing: "This individual attacked those officers, had a weapon on him and multiple, dozens of rounds of ammunition, wishing to inflict harm on these officers, coming, brandishing like that.
January 24, 2026 at 11:07 PM
She better hope Hell isn't real.
What strikes me most about this era is that it's those who have the most to lose showing bravery while those with the least to lose continue to be cowards.
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
January 24, 2026 at 12:21 AM
What strikes me most about this era is that it's those who have the most to lose showing bravery while those with the least to lose continue to be cowards.
They're going to Dunning Kruger their way into giving up Ukraine.
January 23, 2026 at 9:24 PM
They're going to Dunning Kruger their way into giving up Ukraine.
When these people go on to the Great Beyond Ronald Reagan will be there to punch them in the face.
Rep. Greg Steube: "You see Macron and the French sending troops to Greenland. I would love to see the US military up against French troops in Greenland, because it would not last very long. It would be a very small skirmish ... we don't care about what Macron and the French want."
January 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
When these people go on to the Great Beyond Ronald Reagan will be there to punch them in the face.
It's ok. The kidnappers took him to McDonald's.
ICE spokesperson Marcos Charles: "My officers stayed with the child. They cared for him. Took him to get something to eat from a drive-thru restaurant and spent hours ensuring he was taken care of. Again, my officers did that, not his father ... his family refused to open the door and take him back"
January 23, 2026 at 4:23 PM
It's ok. The kidnappers took him to McDonald's.
Granted its been a while since I've had a course in research design and such and a while since I did IRB training but I'm pretty sure this is horrifyingly unethical.
RFK Jr. appointee Kirk Milhoan has just clearly stated, out loud, that he wants to experiment on the people of the United States by seeing what happens as vaccination coverage plummets and infectious diseases spread.
January 23, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Granted its been a while since I've had a course in research design and such and a while since I did IRB training but I'm pretty sure this is horrifyingly unethical.
The most phony man alive says others are insincere.
Vance in MN: "It's really cold outside. We in the Trump administration want to deport criminal aliens who are sex offenders. It takes a certain level of committed to sex offender criminal aliens to stand outside in -40 temperatures and attack the vice president, but they're committed to the bit."
January 23, 2026 at 2:39 PM
The most phony man alive says others are insincere.
LOL!
Hey good news for everyone from the “bring back the Fairness Doctrine” camp
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
Late-night and daytime talk shows must offer equal time for candidate interviews, FCC says
Democratic Commissioner Anna Gomez said the guidance contrasts with the FCC's long-standing view that such programs are entitled to editorial discretion based on newsworthiness, not political favoriti...
www.nbcnews.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 AM
LOL!
I think its because Walz called them weird.
JD Vance lies shamelessly: "Right now we're focused on Minneapolis because that's where we have the highest concentration of people who have violated our immigration laws."
January 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I think its because Walz called them weird.
His handlers definitely know better.
Trump: "What we have gotten out of NATO is nothing except to protect Europe from the USSR and now Russia. We've helped them for so many years, and we never got anything. Except we pay for NATO…All we're asking for is Greenland, including right, title, and ownership."
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
His handlers definitely know better.
How much longer will they pretend he's well?
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 PM
How much longer will they pretend he's well?
Waverly Ohio's own.
January 21, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Waverly Ohio's own.
As we careen closer to 25th Amendment territory, a quick reminder about who is waiting in the wings.
The sum total of JD Vance's career is a little over a year as a Senator and about a decade as Peter Thiel's sugar baby. He also ran 2 failed charities in Ohio.
Bringing this up for no reason in particular...
Bringing this up for no reason in particular...
January 20, 2026 at 11:46 PM
As we careen closer to 25th Amendment territory, a quick reminder about who is waiting in the wings.
I wonder if much of what we're seeing in Minnesota is because Walz called Trump and Vance weird?
Trump: "MN is a very corrupt place & the elections are totally corrupt. I feel I won it all 3 times. Nobody has won it since Richard Nixon. It's a rigged state. The Somalians vote as one group even if they're not citizens. They all ought to get the hell out of here. They're bad for our country"
January 20, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I wonder if much of what we're seeing in Minnesota is because Walz called Trump and Vance weird?
Bessent has never changed his own oil nor known anyone who has.
Bessent: "Someone, maybe your parents for their retirement have bought 5, 10, 12 homes."
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Bessent has never changed his own oil nor known anyone who has.
He is a seriously dumb man.
Lutnick at Davos: "Why are you going to do solar and wind? Why would Europe agree to be net zero in 2030 when they don't make a battery? They don't make a battery! So if they go 2030, they are deciding to be subservient to China." (Get a load of the looks on the other panelists' faces)
January 20, 2026 at 3:31 PM
He is a seriously dumb man.
TFW, when you view cowardice as a virtue.
Tillis: "To be clear -- I'm not critical of the president. I'm critical of the bad advice he's getting on Greenland."
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 PM
TFW, when you view cowardice as a virtue.
Not a Curt Cignetti fan, but he wasn't wrong. Miami is really chippy.
January 20, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Not a Curt Cignetti fan, but he wasn't wrong. Miami is really chippy.
So we're not calling targeting tonight?
January 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM
So we're not calling targeting tonight?