Bill Chopik
@chops310.bsky.social
Associate Professor of Social/Personality Psychology at Michigan State University
My opinions do not reflect the views and opinions of my employer.
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My opinions do not reflect the views and opinions of my employer.
Chopiklab.com
My niece asked for Dr. Pepper for Xmas, which is super weird. So I bought a 12 pack and individually wrapped and addressed every can. I will be putting them at the deepest/furthest part under the tree for tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My niece asked for Dr. Pepper for Xmas, which is super weird. So I bought a 12 pack and individually wrapped and addressed every can. I will be putting them at the deepest/furthest part under the tree for tomorrow
All Mom Wants for Christmas Is to Say Something Unforgivable and Experience No Consequences
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All Mom Wants for Christmas Is to Say Something Unforgivable and Experience No Consequences
Women's News. Feminized.
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December 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
All Mom Wants for Christmas Is to Say Something Unforgivable and Experience No Consequences
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Obviously. Of course they do. It's all they talk about.
December 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Obviously. Of course they do. It's all they talk about.
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We are failing our kids
Awwwww, this restaurant has a mailbox so people can write letters to Santa!
December 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Awwwww, this restaurant has a mailbox so people can write letters to Santa!
This is me during any budget discussion
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is me during any budget discussion
Inspiring post
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Inspiring post
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
Good news: I found my VHS copy of Men in Black 2
Bad news: I need to start a GoFundMe for the late fees.
Bad news: I need to start a GoFundMe for the late fees.
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Good news: I found my VHS copy of Men in Black 2
Bad news: I need to start a GoFundMe for the late fees.
Bad news: I need to start a GoFundMe for the late fees.
Yeah? Well fuck you too Spotify.
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Yeah? Well fuck you too Spotify.
Just did this to submit a letter of rec:
Registered for an account (password had many reqs)
Download an authenticator for a two-factor authentication to login.
Scan a QR code, giving a code, which I entered into the browser
Submit a pdf, which can't exceed what I think is a reasonable file size
Registered for an account (password had many reqs)
Download an authenticator for a two-factor authentication to login.
Scan a QR code, giving a code, which I entered into the browser
Submit a pdf, which can't exceed what I think is a reasonable file size
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Just did this to submit a letter of rec:
Registered for an account (password had many reqs)
Download an authenticator for a two-factor authentication to login.
Scan a QR code, giving a code, which I entered into the browser
Submit a pdf, which can't exceed what I think is a reasonable file size
Registered for an account (password had many reqs)
Download an authenticator for a two-factor authentication to login.
Scan a QR code, giving a code, which I entered into the browser
Submit a pdf, which can't exceed what I think is a reasonable file size
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Who’s gonna tell ‘em
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Who’s gonna tell ‘em
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
Look at this fresh cranberry, plucked fresh from the tree. The platonic ideal of cranberry
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Look at this fresh cranberry, plucked fresh from the tree. The platonic ideal of cranberry
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With the success of the Wicked films, it would behoove us to make lucrative reimaginations of Oz universe characters.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
With the success of the Wicked films, it would behoove us to make lucrative reimaginations of Oz universe characters.
University accessibility programs will have you take a two-hour training every year but not have the money/initiative to fix the only elevator in the building after a month.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
University accessibility programs will have you take a two-hour training every year but not have the money/initiative to fix the only elevator in the building after a month.
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always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"
A student once called me "f*ckface"
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A student once called me "f*ckface"