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Sean
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CISSP | InfoSec x OSINT | Pacific Culture | EdPol
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The way Kendrick smiled RIGHT at the camera when he said “hey Drake” was genuinely diabolical lmfaoooo
February 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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And then he told him to turn his TV off. I’m losing my mind.
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Me when I realize I have only garbage consonants and no vowels
January 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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USS GETTYSBURG!!!

IT'S NOT A HOUTHI MISSILE!!

IT'S SANTA!
December 24, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Australian air defenses have been activated against drone sightings over rural Victoria
December 21, 2024 at 10:55 AM
What goes through my American mind when I have to go through roundabouts. Like why would you put a three lane roundabout on a main artery road when it's objectively more efficient to put up traffic lights or why would you put a roundabout on a 100 km straightaway. I don't understand.
December 21, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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On Linux you're an admin
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim
December 14, 2024 at 12:26 AM
It is impossible for Australian and New Zealand news outlets to write a normal news headline. All of them read like tabloids.
December 11, 2024 at 1:43 AM
>Mid morning run before work
>gets ping about #SouthKorea Coup
>shower get ready for work
>hop on call
>Coup is done by the time I finish my coffee

Anyway shifting focus back to Georgia and Syria.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 PM
49ers didn’t get the first flag of the game? It’s a Christmas miracle.
December 2, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Happy Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 4:19 PM
This.
Your biggest cybersecurity risk isn’t a hacker—it’s the untrained employee who clicks the wrong link.
November 25, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Kendrick Lamar yelling “MUSTARRRRDDDDD” like he’s going super saiyan 5 on the beat like:

Credit: sam_berghammer from the social media site that must not be named

#gnx
November 24, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I will always say this. We have so much to learn from Ukrainian Cyber Defenders about tactics, thought process, and resilience when it comes to InfoSec. Day in and day out, their normal day is your worst cyber day of your life. Thank you Ukraine for putting this out there. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
November 22, 2024 at 9:28 PM
For those who don’t know, Kendrick Lamar newer songs used beats that has a unique sound that stems from the hyphy movement from San Francisco Bay Area. From his last performance, Kendrick has taken the stance of uniting the West Coast & his beats are a reflection of both LA style beats and Bay beats
November 22, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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Cybersecurity pros can’t take kernel-level anti-cheat seriously. If Crowdstrike—a security tool—caused global system crashes from a kernel-level mistake, why trust a game to handle your system’s most sensitive layer? Gaming doesn’t need rootkits disguised as anti-cheat.
November 22, 2024 at 2:10 PM
*insert pikachu surprised face* I’m
flabbergasted. It’s like no one in the infosec community warned the rest of the world about the security dangers of AI and how Microsoft’s plans for Copilot on Windows machines wasn’t going to end well.
Microsoft's Copilot has an oversharing problem. The company is trying to help customers fix it.
Microsoft released tools to address security issues with Copilot, which indexes internal data and sometimes shares sensitive customer information.
www.businessinsider.com
November 22, 2024 at 2:10 PM
The DOJ wants Google to divest Chrome as a punishment after a Judge ruled that Google held an illegal Monopoly in internet searching.

The DOJ has come to this decision after having this fevered dream of what the future would look like if Google didn’t divest in Chrome

also, WHO MADE THIS 💀
November 22, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Easy mode recipe: Udon Carbonara

This is the kind of recipe you use to impress a special someone or when you’re hosting.

Steps below

#foodrecipes
November 21, 2024 at 2:32 PM
People of #Melbourne Australia (not the Florida one) A friend is having a sale at their piercing shop in Greensborough. She’s amazing and is extremely skilled on the art of piercing. Details below! You can find her shop on IG.
November 21, 2024 at 6:57 AM
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probably could have worded this better
Imagine having your mind just endlessly pounded with gay porn as you desperately write regex
November 21, 2024 at 4:34 AM