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Sean
@chonkylumpia.bsky.social
CISSP | InfoSec x OSINT | Pacific Culture | EdPol
Me when I realize I have only garbage consonants and no vowels
January 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Australian air defenses have been activated against drone sightings over rural Victoria
December 21, 2024 at 10:55 AM
What goes through my American mind when I have to go through roundabouts. Like why would you put a three lane roundabout on a main artery road when it's objectively more efficient to put up traffic lights or why would you put a roundabout on a 100 km straightaway. I don't understand.
December 21, 2024 at 12:16 AM
>Mid morning run before work
>gets ping about #SouthKorea Coup
>shower get ready for work
>hop on call
>Coup is done by the time I finish my coffee

Anyway shifting focus back to Georgia and Syria.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Kendrick Lamar yelling “MUSTARRRRDDDDD” like he’s going super saiyan 5 on the beat like:

Credit: sam_berghammer from the social media site that must not be named

#gnx
November 24, 2024 at 8:11 PM
The DOJ wants Google to divest Chrome as a punishment after a Judge ruled that Google held an illegal Monopoly in internet searching.

The DOJ has come to this decision after having this fevered dream of what the future would look like if Google didn’t divest in Chrome

also, WHO MADE THIS 💀
November 22, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Easy mode recipe: Udon Carbonara

This is the kind of recipe you use to impress a special someone or when you’re hosting.

Steps below

#foodrecipes
November 21, 2024 at 2:32 PM
People of #Melbourne Australia (not the Florida one) A friend is having a sale at their piercing shop in Greensborough. She’s amazing and is extremely skilled on the art of piercing. Details below! You can find her shop on IG.
November 21, 2024 at 6:57 AM
I know everyone is focusing on the exponential growth of @bsky.app users but this is what’s blowing my mind. There’s only two job postings right now…one for marketing and one for engineering the feed algo.

Image found from @techcrunch.com article techcrunch.com/2024/11/19/b...
November 20, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Ain’t no way RyanAir posted this. 😂😂💀💀💀💀
November 20, 2024 at 2:22 AM
After the Election, it got me thinking. As a Californian, I wish the other states could pull themselves up by the bootstraps and not depend on Californian taxes ($234 Billion dollars) to run their states and local governments.
November 19, 2024 at 4:36 AM
My Pilates instructor always talks about Trader Joe’s during the advance classes and so this is the first haul.
November 15, 2024 at 6:24 AM
@bsky.app be like "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
November 15, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Apparently, the sun will finally set on the British empire, but the sun will never set on the American Military Industrial Complex.
October 6, 2024 at 10:29 PM
We are truly living in a golden age of memes since Friday.
July 25, 2024 at 4:47 AM
So many couches.
July 25, 2024 at 4:22 AM