Chloé Cunha
@chloecunha.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, occasional actor (mostly only for weird gay stuff 🏳️🌈) contributor for The Onion, Reductress, Awf Mag
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New Rules Would Deny Visas To Those With Chronic Health Conditions https://theonion.com/new-rules-would-deny-visas-to-those-with-chronic-health-conditions/
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
New Rules Would Deny Visas To Those With Chronic Health Conditions https://theonion.com/new-rules-would-deny-visas-to-those-with-chronic-health-conditions/
Has someone figured out the science of why phone calls make me sweaty
October 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Has someone figured out the science of why phone calls make me sweaty
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Government Shutdown Causes Flight Delays
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October 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Government Shutdown Causes Flight Delays
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https://theonion.com/government-shutdown-causes-flight-delays/
We laugh now, but the CEO of this has explicitly said they left blank space for it to be vandalized and go viral, netting free publicity. Lest we forget, this brilliant earned media through mockery strategy is why Morbius was the biggest movie of 2022
tech grifters want you to think AI is ubiquitous and inevitable, but you know what's actually ubiquitous and inevitable? new yorkers' ability to dunk on this dumb slop nygroove.nyc/ai-subway-ads/
Photos: Everyone hates those AI subway ads as much as you
Friend dot com? More like Enemy dot com!!
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September 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We laugh now, but the CEO of this has explicitly said they left blank space for it to be vandalized and go viral, netting free publicity. Lest we forget, this brilliant earned media through mockery strategy is why Morbius was the biggest movie of 2022
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MSNBC Renamed MS NOW
MSNBC Renamed MS NOW
MSNBC will rebrand as MS NOW, an acronym for My Source News Opinion World, later this year, dropping the NBC name and peacock logo to establish a distinct identity following its spin-off from Comcast’...
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August 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
MSNBC Renamed MS NOW
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Thai Woman Arrested For Blackmailing Monks With Sex Tapes
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July 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Thai Woman Arrested For Blackmailing Monks With Sex Tapes
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Thai Woman Arrested For Blackmailing Monks With Sex Tapes
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July 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Scoop: The Wall Street Journal is working on a story highlighting Donald Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein—but is said to be facing pressure from the White House, with Trump himself calling Editor-In-Chief Emma Tucker to object.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/wall-stree...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/wall-stree...
Trump's WSJ Epstein Fury
The Wall Street Journal is said to be working on a story highlighting Donald Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, prompting protest from the White House.
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July 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Scoop: The Wall Street Journal is working on a story highlighting Donald Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein—but is said to be facing pressure from the White House, with Trump himself calling Editor-In-Chief Emma Tucker to object.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/wall-stree...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/wall-stree...
A manager would be nice but what I really need is a little gnome who pokes me periodically to remind me to text my friends
July 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A manager would be nice but what I really need is a little gnome who pokes me periodically to remind me to text my friends
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Beetle Infestation Threatens Hungary’s Oldest Library
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July 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Beetle Infestation Threatens Hungary’s Oldest Library
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Beetle Infestation Threatens Hungary’s Oldest Library
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July 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Elon Musk Announces Formation Of New ‘America Party’
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July 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Elon Musk Announces Formation Of New ‘America Party’
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Tinder To Require Face Verification For New Users
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July 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Tinder To Require Face Verification For New Users
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Tinder To Require Face Verification For New Users
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July 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I'm sorry but the largest protest of my lifetime is not the 7th or 8th biggest news story in the country behind "what does Gen Z want from Instagram?" This shit is humiliating. Rearrange your layout to meet this moment. Omitting the thing happening in every American city is malpractice.
June 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm sorry but the largest protest of my lifetime is not the 7th or 8th biggest news story in the country behind "what does Gen Z want from Instagram?" This shit is humiliating. Rearrange your layout to meet this moment. Omitting the thing happening in every American city is malpractice.
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One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup
June 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup
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Melissa Hortman, who was assassinated last night, was the Speaker of the Minnesota House in the 2023-2024 session, when Democrats ran the state government.
That means she had a leading role in shepherding the many landmark reforms that Dems adopted in that period—an important legacy. Brief 🧵.
That means she had a leading role in shepherding the many landmark reforms that Dems adopted in that period—an important legacy. Brief 🧵.
June 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Melissa Hortman, who was assassinated last night, was the Speaker of the Minnesota House in the 2023-2024 session, when Democrats ran the state government.
That means she had a leading role in shepherding the many landmark reforms that Dems adopted in that period—an important legacy. Brief 🧵.
That means she had a leading role in shepherding the many landmark reforms that Dems adopted in that period—an important legacy. Brief 🧵.
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Study Finds Weed Use Linked To Early Heart Disease
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May 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Study Finds Weed Use Linked To Early Heart Disease
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Here’s the thing: line officers at DHS routinely lie about stuff like this. Some studies suggest manufactured statements occur in 15-20% of cases, sometimes higher. Border Patrol is the worst offender but ICE does it too.
Read this John Washington piece from 2019. theintercept.com/2019/08/11/b...
Read this John Washington piece from 2019. theintercept.com/2019/08/11/b...
May 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Here’s the thing: line officers at DHS routinely lie about stuff like this. Some studies suggest manufactured statements occur in 15-20% of cases, sometimes higher. Border Patrol is the worst offender but ICE does it too.
Read this John Washington piece from 2019. theintercept.com/2019/08/11/b...
Read this John Washington piece from 2019. theintercept.com/2019/08/11/b...
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Sad news for gamers: GTA VI has been delayed another year after a pipe burst in the Rockstar office and all the little guys from the game got washed away
May 17, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Sad news for gamers: GTA VI has been delayed another year after a pipe burst in the Rockstar office and all the little guys from the game got washed away
Do we think the new pope is one of those guys who says "twink" when he really means frociaggine
May 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Do we think the new pope is one of those guys who says "twink" when he really means frociaggine
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new pope!
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
new pope!
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
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HAPPENING NOW: Hundreds of protesters have now gathered outside a federal courthouse in downtown Milwaukee to support Judge Hannah Dugan
April 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
HAPPENING NOW: Hundreds of protesters have now gathered outside a federal courthouse in downtown Milwaukee to support Judge Hannah Dugan
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Chipotle Planning First Location In Mexico
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April 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Chipotle Planning First Location In Mexico
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