Patrick
chisox.bsky.social
Patrick
@chisox.bsky.social
Unfortunately born into Chicago sports fandom. Rikuu Nishida stan.
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...took five games for the first one this year!
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There are now 2,900 billionaires, and they hold $15.8 trillion.

The wealth of the bottom 50% of the global population, over 4 billion people, is estimated at $3.7 trillion.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Pat Williams missed dunk tracker: 2
Pat Williams missed dunk tracker: 1

...took five games for the first one this year!
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
We literally know they aren't real. We can identify they're creators. Stop being stupid. Let the philisophers debate consciousness. But AI is not real people.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
YOUR LIPSTICK, HIS COLLAR
DONT BOTHER ANGEL.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GOES ON
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Its so easy for the democrats to not fuck up right now. Yet, they keep finding ways to tarnish any victory they have during the victory. This so easily could have been a closed door conversation and reprimand. Why makes this a public intra party disagreement.
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The US Military pulling a reverse Yankees.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This one gave me a good chuckle
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
God Bless Oscar Isaac.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
1. The arc of Tucker's season makes it so odd to see him as a SS winner
2. There's a TEAM SS award?!? Who knew? Not a Sox fan, that's for sure.
NL Silver Slugger Award winners:

C - Hunter Goodman
1B - Pete Alonso
2B - Ketel Marte
3B - Manny Machado
SS - Geraldo Perdomo
OF - Juan Soto
OF - Corbin Carroll
OF - Kyle Tucker
DH - Shohei Ohtani
UTIL - Alec Burleson
Team - Dodgers
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Its literally printed on computer paper and taped to the wall like the way kids would do to play pretend at home.
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
That's honestly crazy if no one was injured given all the weapons that place sells.
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
November 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pat Williams missed dunk tracker: 1

...took five games for the first one this year!
November 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This remains one of my favorite endings to a playoff game ever
OTD in 2020, Brett Phillips delivered one of the wildest walk-offs in #WorldSeries history 🤯
October 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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OTD in 2020, Brett Phillips delivered one of the wildest walk-offs in #WorldSeries history 🤯
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Last series of the year.
October 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
America does not deserve it's past time
Canada, this is your middle finger moment. Seize it.
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This Tigers/Mariners series is everything I want out of a playoff baseball series. Is it the best postseason series of the last ten years?
October 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I fucking love this view. It's incredible and I want it every game.
KERRY CARPENTER HAS FIVE CAREER HITS AGAINST GEORGE KIRBY AND THEY ARE ALL HOME RUNS
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
That's it, the Mariners are my AL team this post season. And maybe forever?
Hi, it's me, your local spooky-coded baseball writer, with some on-the-ground reporting about the Mariners, witches, and the magical power of hope.
Must Be the Season of the Witch
The Mariners won the AL West for the first time since 2001. And they did it with a little help from some witchy friends.
blogs.fangraphs.com
October 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Mike Johnson: Dem's need to really tone down the rhetoric. It's out of hand.

Everyone: what about the president using AI to be racist and amp up the rhetoric?

Mike Johnson: What, that? Oh that's just the president being himself. He does it to everyone, including me! So it's okay. Back to work!
Mike Johnson: "Many of you asked me this morning about sombreros and memes and why Hakeem Jeffries is all alarmed by that. Look, these are games, these are sideshows, people are getting caught up in battles over social media memes ... to my friend Hakeem, man, just ignore it."
October 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Has there ever been a team with more potential in their starting rotation to win nothing than the 2021/2022 White Sox? Rodon, Cease, Crochet all shoved in their playoff starts and now it looks like Gio is going to be next.
October 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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We’ve all joked that the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 opened a vortex to Trump, but have we considered that the Astros missing the playoffs for the first time since 2016 might close it? Much to consider.
September 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Happy for the Boston White Sox (Romy, Gio, Liam, Crochet)
September 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM