pickled demon
@chickenpoxpie.bsky.social
Grimacing elf sometimes eating figs
Can cartoon characters die in the real world
February 17, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Can cartoon characters die in the real world
I am feeling the weight of Being and I do not like it one bit
February 17, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I am feeling the weight of Being and I do not like it one bit
Imagine a pile of teeth just so many teeth and you get to lay directly on the peak of this big pile of old teeth. You’ll never know bliss like this again.
February 17, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Imagine a pile of teeth just so many teeth and you get to lay directly on the peak of this big pile of old teeth. You’ll never know bliss like this again.
Why is natural peanut butter so runny and why does someone keep taking it out of the fridge
February 17, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Why is natural peanut butter so runny and why does someone keep taking it out of the fridge
Chuck me into the abyss! I’m done.
February 16, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Chuck me into the abyss! I’m done.
I don’t believe in God but I subscribe to God as an entity I can blame all my problems on. Villainous cabel in the sky.
February 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I don’t believe in God but I subscribe to God as an entity I can blame all my problems on. Villainous cabel in the sky.
On the bright side of AI taking over and ruining everything, they’ll still need water to keep running and I’m roughly 60% water so they might end up sacrificing me
February 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
On the bright side of AI taking over and ruining everything, they’ll still need water to keep running and I’m roughly 60% water so they might end up sacrificing me
Holy is the name of my ruthless axe
February 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Holy is the name of my ruthless axe
Have you heard about the spaghetti man? He has a meatball wife
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Have you heard about the spaghetti man? He has a meatball wife
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Why am I like this
February 6, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Why am I like this
Why do people hardly chat with you on Tinder and then say I’m never on here can we exchange numbers and then are also semi-unresponsive via text
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Why do people hardly chat with you on Tinder and then say I’m never on here can we exchange numbers and then are also semi-unresponsive via text
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i think if someone did this to me right now it would help get rid of toxins and promote circulation
January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
i think if someone did this to me right now it would help get rid of toxins and promote circulation
I want a steamroller to flatten me like a pancake, cartoon style. They called me Pancake Erik after that day. I lived to 89. Flat as all hell until the end. After death I inflated and floated away to dog heaven.
January 30, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I want a steamroller to flatten me like a pancake, cartoon style. They called me Pancake Erik after that day. I lived to 89. Flat as all hell until the end. After death I inflated and floated away to dog heaven.
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Are you supposed to measure insects in psalms? Or is it palms as in hands?
July 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Are you supposed to measure insects in psalms? Or is it palms as in hands?
Remember when I had the irrational fear that I didn’t exist and everyone was just pretending I did to please me? That was very sensible
January 29, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Remember when I had the irrational fear that I didn’t exist and everyone was just pretending I did to please me? That was very sensible
I’m planning on dreaming about a giant ant taking a bite of my eye so I can have an exciting experience tonight
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I’m planning on dreaming about a giant ant taking a bite of my eye so I can have an exciting experience tonight
We need to petition to ban the users who list all the tees for sale in the button down shirts category on depop, ebay and grailed!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 AM
We need to petition to ban the users who list all the tees for sale in the button down shirts category on depop, ebay and grailed!!!!
Everyone keeps telling me that the job market is rough in this city! Not enough jobs here. At least I know it’s not my fault I’m still unemployed, but it makes it feel hopeless to keep trying? Yet I spend so much time desperately applying every day. I love it!! 👎
January 28, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Everyone keeps telling me that the job market is rough in this city! Not enough jobs here. At least I know it’s not my fault I’m still unemployed, but it makes it feel hopeless to keep trying? Yet I spend so much time desperately applying every day. I love it!! 👎
I feel like I would really benefit from developing pica. Please don’t shame me for my needs
January 28, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I feel like I would really benefit from developing pica. Please don’t shame me for my needs
Apple Music has crashed 4 times while playing a single song so I’ve given up on trying to play music tonight 😦
January 27, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Apple Music has crashed 4 times while playing a single song so I’ve given up on trying to play music tonight 😦
Instagram saw it! It kinda shocked me how expressive I am in it?? My California friend recently said I was very expressive and maybe she’s right.
January 26, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Instagram saw it! It kinda shocked me how expressive I am in it?? My California friend recently said I was very expressive and maybe she’s right.
I thought of an exciting idea for a new soda called Dr. Pudding
January 24, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I thought of an exciting idea for a new soda called Dr. Pudding
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Yeah I’m into BDSM, FF & DP — Big Deli Sandwich Meals with French Fries & a Dr Pepper!! 😂😂 the United States government is the world’s largest terrorist organization
January 22, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Yeah I’m into BDSM, FF & DP — Big Deli Sandwich Meals with French Fries & a Dr Pepper!! 😂😂 the United States government is the world’s largest terrorist organization
I’m a little bit itchy. Do you know who else was a little bit itchy? That woman who died in her sleep.
January 21, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I’m a little bit itchy. Do you know who else was a little bit itchy? That woman who died in her sleep.