Chicken Parm
@chickenparm7.bsky.social
She/ Her
Figuring out how this platform works since I deleted twitter in 2015. Mostly here for HMJ Chat
Figuring out how this platform works since I deleted twitter in 2015. Mostly here for HMJ Chat
Looking forward to girl dinner tomorrow (Caesar salad, truffle fries, and some type of alcoholic spritz)
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Looking forward to girl dinner tomorrow (Caesar salad, truffle fries, and some type of alcoholic spritz)
Sooooo what are we gonna do about this discord situation trying to steal our biometric data….
February 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Sooooo what are we gonna do about this discord situation trying to steal our biometric data….
Just saw a video on a game coming out this year on steam: “Scriptorium: Master of Manuscripts” where you play as manuscript artist and create medieval books for your customers. Something to look into???? @halfmoonjoe.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Just saw a video on a game coming out this year on steam: “Scriptorium: Master of Manuscripts” where you play as manuscript artist and create medieval books for your customers. Something to look into???? @halfmoonjoe.com
Watching the most recent desperate housewives vod and now my targeted ads include jelly sandals 👡
February 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Watching the most recent desperate housewives vod and now my targeted ads include jelly sandals 👡
6 loads of laundry…… and now I have to FOLD it all?!
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
6 loads of laundry…… and now I have to FOLD it all?!
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“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 AM
“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”
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So work was actually a cluster of chaos today. But the morning treat and an unexpected long lunch with a friend sitting outside in the sun was helpful in keeping myself grounded instead of spiraling!
February 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
So work was actually a cluster of chaos today. But the morning treat and an unexpected long lunch with a friend sitting outside in the sun was helpful in keeping myself grounded instead of spiraling!
Special coffee and bagel for a Friday treat!! 🥯☕️ Here’s hoping it’s a good day.
a close up of a doughnut with a hole in the middle
Alt: Spinning bagel in an existential crisis
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February 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Special coffee and bagel for a Friday treat!! 🥯☕️ Here’s hoping it’s a good day.
You shouldn’t have to go to work when you are sooooo sleepy
February 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
You shouldn’t have to go to work when you are sooooo sleepy
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BOOTS, that’s my ego boost
February 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
BOOTS, that’s my ego boost
Delivered packages waiting for me to get home… May they temporarily heal me…
February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Delivered packages waiting for me to get home… May they temporarily heal me…
Oooo girl we have no water pressure so I had to wash my hair in a bucket like old maiden type of times
February 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Oooo girl we have no water pressure so I had to wash my hair in a bucket like old maiden type of times
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By “public safety” they always mean more cops and never more snow plows
January 29, 2026 at 5:16 PM
By “public safety” they always mean more cops and never more snow plows
Always a fun time when it’s someone’s birthday at work and we all have to pretend to eat cake at 10am.
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Always a fun time when it’s someone’s birthday at work and we all have to pretend to eat cake at 10am.
And what if I told you I put some hot hands in my socks to keep my feet warm on this brisk evening??
January 28, 2026 at 1:34 AM
And what if I told you I put some hot hands in my socks to keep my feet warm on this brisk evening??
Just finished watching “Secret Mall Apartment” on Netflix. Highly recommend! A lighter watch but a very cool story.
January 27, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Just finished watching “Secret Mall Apartment” on Netflix. Highly recommend! A lighter watch but a very cool story.
Grateful we didn’t lose power/ have pipe issues over night with this icy storm. Now today can be about eating pancakes and playing games.
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Grateful we didn’t lose power/ have pipe issues over night with this icy storm. Now today can be about eating pancakes and playing games.
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People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.
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Soooo true bestie
January 23, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Soooo true bestie
Y’all know about oyster crackers?
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Y’all know about oyster crackers?