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I am he/him. Co-host of the Disenfranchised and Welles University podcasts. 🎙 Frequent contributor to The Pod & the Pendulum Podcast. 💀 Amateur actor. 🎭 Occasional writer. ✒️ Movie lover. 🎥 Coffee addict. ☕️ Cheeseburger enthusiast. 🍔
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Check out my latest film - CIRCLE CITY SUPERNATURAL 2, directed by the great @jpleck.bsky.social - now streaming on Fawesome!

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We've lost some truly great ones this year so far, but this one particularly stings.

RIP to one of the best to ever do it - the great Tom Noonan!
February 18, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Have a groovy Ash Wednesday, folks!
February 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Happy Ash Wednesday to all who celebrate.
February 18, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Witness the white hot rage of @brianwaves42.bsky.social 🔥🤬🔥
February 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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if Jesus had done the Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge, the crucifixion wouldn't have gone down like that
February 18, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
It's not even "Christian nationalism" now so much as it's "Christian jingoism"... and that is SO MUCH WORSE.

(To be clear, NEITHER is good.)
February 17, 2026 at 8:20 PM
In which the P&P crew break down Gus Van Sant's incredibly bizarre blank check cash after getting a Best Director nom that is 1998's "shot-for-shot" remake of PSYCHO. Check it out!
February 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Bud Cort and Robert Duvall within a WEEK??

FINE, Universe, I'll watch M*A*S*H... geez...
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
And a very Ki-ki-ki, Ma-ma-ma to all who observe!
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February 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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"You boy, what day is this??"
October 13, 2023 at 7:04 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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Sardine?

We dive into the Satanic Panic for our latest episode all about Joe Dante’s comedy-horror classic The Burbs. We love this street! (Link in comments)
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Stephen-coded characters:
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The 'Politicians Using Popular Music To Get Elected' Trilogy
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Bud Cort (1948-2026) 🤍
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 PM
You know what's a great movie? (RIP to the great Bud Cort.)
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
This is funny, dammit.
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Only Lovers Left for Dead
February 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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People in the Arts Use Public Domain Materials for Something Other Than "Thing That Was Cute -- now it's SCARY!" Challenge
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Has heaven shown you too much?

Our latest episode is now available on THE PROPHECY (1995). We discuss angel fashion, that stacked cast, Bible fan fiction, and of course Christopher Walken. (Link in comments)
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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I want Osgood Perkins to act in a Zach Cregger movie and Zach Cregger to act in an Osgood Perkins movie.
January 25, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I want Osgood Perkins to act in a Zach Cregger movie and Zach Cregger to act in an Osgood Perkins movie.
January 25, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Emma Stone feels like she's well on her way to becoming her generation's Meryl Streep vis-à-vis Oscar nominations.
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Relevant to your interests, @brianwaves42.bsky.social...
On this day in Horror History, SON OF FRANKENSTEIN was released in 1939.
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM