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I am he/him. Co-host of the Disenfranchised and Welles University podcasts. 🎙 Frequent contributor to The Pod & the Pendulum Podcast. 💀 Amateur actor. 🎭 Occasional writer. ✒️ Movie lover. 🎥 Coffee addict. ☕️ Cheeseburger enthusiast. 🍔
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It's not even "Christian nationalism" now so much as it's "Christian jingoism"... and that is SO MUCH WORSE.
(To be clear, NEITHER is good.)
(To be clear, NEITHER is good.)
February 17, 2026 at 8:20 PM
It's not even "Christian nationalism" now so much as it's "Christian jingoism"... and that is SO MUCH WORSE.
(To be clear, NEITHER is good.)
(To be clear, NEITHER is good.)
In which the P&P crew break down Gus Van Sant's incredibly bizarre blank check cash after getting a Best Director nom that is 1998's "shot-for-shot" remake of PSYCHO. Check it out!
February 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
In which the P&P crew break down Gus Van Sant's incredibly bizarre blank check cash after getting a Best Director nom that is 1998's "shot-for-shot" remake of PSYCHO. Check it out!
Bud Cort and Robert Duvall within a WEEK??
FINE, Universe, I'll watch M*A*S*H... geez...
FINE, Universe, I'll watch M*A*S*H... geez...
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Bud Cort and Robert Duvall within a WEEK??
FINE, Universe, I'll watch M*A*S*H... geez...
FINE, Universe, I'll watch M*A*S*H... geez...
And a very Ki-ki-ki, Ma-ma-ma to all who observe!
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February 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
And a very Ki-ki-ki, Ma-ma-ma to all who observe!
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"You boy, what day is this??"
October 13, 2023 at 7:04 AM
"You boy, what day is this??"
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Sardine?
We dive into the Satanic Panic for our latest episode all about Joe Dante’s comedy-horror classic The Burbs. We love this street! (Link in comments)
We dive into the Satanic Panic for our latest episode all about Joe Dante’s comedy-horror classic The Burbs. We love this street! (Link in comments)
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Sardine?
We dive into the Satanic Panic for our latest episode all about Joe Dante’s comedy-horror classic The Burbs. We love this street! (Link in comments)
We dive into the Satanic Panic for our latest episode all about Joe Dante’s comedy-horror classic The Burbs. We love this street! (Link in comments)
Stephen-coded characters:
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Stephen-coded characters:
The 'Politicians Using Popular Music To Get Elected' Trilogy
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The 'Politicians Using Popular Music To Get Elected' Trilogy
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Bud Cort (1948-2026) 🤍
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Bud Cort (1948-2026) 🤍
You know what's a great movie? (RIP to the great Bud Cort.)
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
You know what's a great movie? (RIP to the great Bud Cort.)
This is funny, dammit.
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
This is funny, dammit.
Only Lovers Left for Dead
February 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Only Lovers Left for Dead
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People in the Arts Use Public Domain Materials for Something Other Than "Thing That Was Cute -- now it's SCARY!" Challenge
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 PM
People in the Arts Use Public Domain Materials for Something Other Than "Thing That Was Cute -- now it's SCARY!" Challenge
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Has heaven shown you too much?
Our latest episode is now available on THE PROPHECY (1995). We discuss angel fashion, that stacked cast, Bible fan fiction, and of course Christopher Walken. (Link in comments)
Our latest episode is now available on THE PROPHECY (1995). We discuss angel fashion, that stacked cast, Bible fan fiction, and of course Christopher Walken. (Link in comments)
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Has heaven shown you too much?
Our latest episode is now available on THE PROPHECY (1995). We discuss angel fashion, that stacked cast, Bible fan fiction, and of course Christopher Walken. (Link in comments)
Our latest episode is now available on THE PROPHECY (1995). We discuss angel fashion, that stacked cast, Bible fan fiction, and of course Christopher Walken. (Link in comments)
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I want Osgood Perkins to act in a Zach Cregger movie and Zach Cregger to act in an Osgood Perkins movie.
January 25, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I want Osgood Perkins to act in a Zach Cregger movie and Zach Cregger to act in an Osgood Perkins movie.
I want Osgood Perkins to act in a Zach Cregger movie and Zach Cregger to act in an Osgood Perkins movie.
January 25, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I want Osgood Perkins to act in a Zach Cregger movie and Zach Cregger to act in an Osgood Perkins movie.
Emma Stone feels like she's well on her way to becoming her generation's Meryl Streep vis-à-vis Oscar nominations.
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Emma Stone feels like she's well on her way to becoming her generation's Meryl Streep vis-à-vis Oscar nominations.
Relevant to your interests, @brianwaves42.bsky.social...
On this day in Horror History, SON OF FRANKENSTEIN was released in 1939.
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Relevant to your interests, @brianwaves42.bsky.social...
The two veins of classic monster movies we seem to be getting in the 2020s:
A.) The Blumhouse-produced modern unrecognizable interpretations of the Universal properties that are About Something™️
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B.) The auteur-driven Gothic interpretations of the original source that are kinda sexy, actually
A.) The Blumhouse-produced modern unrecognizable interpretations of the Universal properties that are About Something™️
-or-
B.) The auteur-driven Gothic interpretations of the original source that are kinda sexy, actually
January 13, 2026 at 2:45 PM
The two veins of classic monster movies we seem to be getting in the 2020s:
A.) The Blumhouse-produced modern unrecognizable interpretations of the Universal properties that are About Something™️
-or-
B.) The auteur-driven Gothic interpretations of the original source that are kinda sexy, actually
A.) The Blumhouse-produced modern unrecognizable interpretations of the Universal properties that are About Something™️
-or-
B.) The auteur-driven Gothic interpretations of the original source that are kinda sexy, actually
"Hey, wake up - debut episode of @holyterrors.bsky.social just dropped!"
January 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
"Hey, wake up - debut episode of @holyterrors.bsky.social just dropped!"
Most anticipated podcast of 2026, hands down!
Have you heard the good news? The Holy Terrors podcast is launching THIS WEEK! with a special trailer and an introductory episode. Holy Terrors is all about looking at horror through the lens of faith, religion, and spirituality. Holy Terrors—where faith meets fear.
January 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Most anticipated podcast of 2026, hands down!
The way Kubrick uses Danny and his Big Wheel to lay out the geography of the Overlook Hotel is really great, NGL.
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January 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The way Kubrick uses Danny and his Big Wheel to lay out the geography of the Overlook Hotel is really great, NGL.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
When you get the call from @daddydisco.bsky.social & @garrettmcdowell.bsky.social at @spectercinema.bsky.social, you gotta answer.
You GOTTA!
You GOTTA!
Shout-out our homie Specters, new & old, for all their incredible insights: @bunnydarke.bsky.social @blsaycewrites.bsky.social @chewywalrus.bsky.social @whatascream.bsky.social @zobowithashotgun.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When you get the call from @daddydisco.bsky.social & @garrettmcdowell.bsky.social at @spectercinema.bsky.social, you gotta answer.
You GOTTA!
You GOTTA!