The Chewy Walrus (Accept No Substitutes)
@chewywalrus.bsky.social
I am he/him. Co-host of the Disenfranchised and Welles University podcasts. 🎙 Frequent contributor to The Pod & the Pendulum Podcast. 💀 Amateur actor. 🎭 Occasional writer. ✒️ Movie lover. 🎥 Coffee addict. ☕️ Cheeseburger enthusiast. 🍔
Been having a bad brain day today, so to calm myself down, I made a Surf & Turf Burger for lunch: a black bean veggie patty, a smashed crab cake, cheddar cheese, and a homemade remoulade sauce on a toasted burger bun.
It helped a little and was very tasty.
It helped a little and was very tasty.
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Been having a bad brain day today, so to calm myself down, I made a Surf & Turf Burger for lunch: a black bean veggie patty, a smashed crab cake, cheddar cheese, and a homemade remoulade sauce on a toasted burger bun.
It helped a little and was very tasty.
It helped a little and was very tasty.
Annie & Pippin present for your great joy and amusement... SYNCHRONIZED NAPPING!
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Annie & Pippin present for your great joy and amusement... SYNCHRONIZED NAPPING!
Check out my latest film - CIRCLE CITY SUPERNATURAL 2, directed by the great @jpleck.bsky.social - now streaming on Fawesome!
bit.ly/4qLZg1X
bit.ly/4qLZg1X
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Check out my latest film - CIRCLE CITY SUPERNATURAL 2, directed by the great @jpleck.bsky.social - now streaming on Fawesome!
bit.ly/4qLZg1X
bit.ly/4qLZg1X
Meanwhile... check THIS out:
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Meanwhile... check THIS out:
While at the liquor store today, I found another Brian-coded, horror-themed alcohol product for you to try to find/collect:
October 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
While at the liquor store today, I found another Brian-coded, horror-themed alcohol product for you to try to find/collect:
I'm happy to announce that we get to finish things off in a high note! HUZZAH!
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm happy to announce that we get to finish things off in a high note! HUZZAH!
God help us. The sixth movie in our marathon is 2007's SHREK THE THIRD. I think of rather watch either of the third installments that came out this summer, TBH.
October 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
God help us. The sixth movie in our marathon is 2007's SHREK THE THIRD. I think of rather watch either of the third installments that came out this summer, TBH.
The word of the day is "eclectic"...
I've never seen a single movie in this franchise. Hope I can figure out what's going on! 🤞🏻
I've never seen a single movie in this franchise. Hope I can figure out what's going on! 🤞🏻
October 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The word of the day is "eclectic"...
I've never seen a single movie in this franchise. Hope I can figure out what's going on! 🤞🏻
I've never seen a single movie in this franchise. Hope I can figure out what's going on! 🤞🏻
Up next, we've got Alexandre Aja's PIRANHA 3D!
Kinda fitting as I've seen the Dante and Cameron films. This one is next... in more ways than one!
Kinda fitting as I've seen the Dante and Cameron films. This one is next... in more ways than one!
October 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Up next, we've got Alexandre Aja's PIRANHA 3D!
Kinda fitting as I've seen the Dante and Cameron films. This one is next... in more ways than one!
Kinda fitting as I've seen the Dante and Cameron films. This one is next... in more ways than one!
Third up in our Third Anniversary Third Installment Marathon - HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 3: SUMMER VACATION (2018)
The first movie in the marathon I've actually seen before today!
The first movie in the marathon I've actually seen before today!
October 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Third up in our Third Anniversary Third Installment Marathon - HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 3: SUMMER VACATION (2018)
The first movie in the marathon I've actually seen before today!
The first movie in the marathon I've actually seen before today!
Next up in our Third Anniversary Third Installment Marathon - MAZE RUNNER: THE DEATH CURE (2018).
I've only seen the original when it first released to VOD and my partner has no familiarity with the franchise whatsoever. This should be fun.
I've only seen the original when it first released to VOD and my partner has no familiarity with the franchise whatsoever. This should be fun.
October 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Next up in our Third Anniversary Third Installment Marathon - MAZE RUNNER: THE DEATH CURE (2018).
I've only seen the original when it first released to VOD and my partner has no familiarity with the franchise whatsoever. This should be fun.
I've only seen the original when it first released to VOD and my partner has no familiarity with the franchise whatsoever. This should be fun.
My partner and I are celebrating our third anniversary by having a movie marathon comprised entirely with third entries in film franchises.
So this thread will basically just be a rundown of what we're watching today.
First up:
So this thread will basically just be a rundown of what we're watching today.
First up:
October 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My partner and I are celebrating our third anniversary by having a movie marathon comprised entirely with third entries in film franchises.
So this thread will basically just be a rundown of what we're watching today.
First up:
So this thread will basically just be a rundown of what we're watching today.
First up:
Wanna watch my feature film debut before the sequel drops later this year? Check it out on one of these streaming services in all its microbudget, hand-made, labor of love glory!
(Oh, and see me fight off a super-tall creepy demon monster thing!)
(Oh, and see me fight off a super-tall creepy demon monster thing!)
October 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Wanna watch my feature film debut before the sequel drops later this year? Check it out on one of these streaming services in all its microbudget, hand-made, labor of love glory!
(Oh, and see me fight off a super-tall creepy demon monster thing!)
(Oh, and see me fight off a super-tall creepy demon monster thing!)
Now (re)watching:
October 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Now (re)watching:
Sampling some local Illinois Oktoberfest-style beers with a piece of central Indiana nostalgia.
September 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Sampling some local Illinois Oktoberfest-style beers with a piece of central Indiana nostalgia.
You can't spell "Hoosier Ball" without double the o's, double the l's, and double the fun!
September 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You can't spell "Hoosier Ball" without double the o's, double the l's, and double the fun!
That's Hoosier! That's Watson's!
September 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
That's Hoosier! That's Watson's!
Repost with a still from the first movie you saw in theaters:
August 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Repost with a still from the first movie you saw in theaters:
Four movies I want to watch after watching BLACK SWAN in IMAX:
August 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Four movies I want to watch after watching BLACK SWAN in IMAX:
August 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My favorite Doctor and Companion
August 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My favorite Doctor and Companion
It's not a perfect movie, but I had a LOT of fun with CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD...
August 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It's not a perfect movie, but I had a LOT of fun with CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD...
July 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM