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you know that thing where a piece of journalism is labelled as an opinion piece and it's written like an opinion piece and it's presented like an opinion piece and still people on social media call it biased reporting because their media literacy zero?
What a wild thing.
What a wild thing.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
you know that thing where a piece of journalism is labelled as an opinion piece and it's written like an opinion piece and it's presented like an opinion piece and still people on social media call it biased reporting because their media literacy zero?
What a wild thing.
What a wild thing.
Jeez, you buy the fancy corned beef at The store one time and all of a sudden Facebook thinks you're rich.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Jeez, you buy the fancy corned beef at The store one time and all of a sudden Facebook thinks you're rich.
Watching Saving Private Ryan with Truman the dog is interesting, to say the least.
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Watching Saving Private Ryan with Truman the dog is interesting, to say the least.
this person's been living rent free in my head for two months 🥲
My only complaint about Weapons isn't about Weapons at all, but some dingus in front of me kept opening their phone.
if you're gonna be on your phone at the movies just stay home...
but if you must do it at least have the decency to put your phone in dark mode. don't be a fucking clown.
if you're gonna be on your phone at the movies just stay home...
but if you must do it at least have the decency to put your phone in dark mode. don't be a fucking clown.
About to see Weapons
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
this person's been living rent free in my head for two months 🥲
we don't even need comedy anymore because real life is hilarious (in the most unfunny way)
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
we don't even need comedy anymore because real life is hilarious (in the most unfunny way)
Good morning to everybody except people who confidently misidentify regular Internet content as AI and then refuse to correct themselves when they're told they're wrong.
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Good morning to everybody except people who confidently misidentify regular Internet content as AI and then refuse to correct themselves when they're told they're wrong.
Leaving notes to the people who keep rifling through my car because I'm a little over it
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Leaving notes to the people who keep rifling through my car because I'm a little over it
they know full-well that Doug Ford isn't the Prime Minister of Ontario and this is them obscuring Canada to the American public.
BREAM: How do trade talks get back on with Canada?
BESSENT: We'll see. This is very serious. The prime minister of Ontario, who I imagine is smarting quite a bit from the Blue Jays loss, spent $75 million interfering in US public policy. A price has got to be paid for this.
BESSENT: We'll see. This is very serious. The prime minister of Ontario, who I imagine is smarting quite a bit from the Blue Jays loss, spent $75 million interfering in US public policy. A price has got to be paid for this.
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
they know full-well that Doug Ford isn't the Prime Minister of Ontario and this is them obscuring Canada to the American public.
The G in Ghostbusters is soft. It's a soft G.
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The G in Ghostbusters is soft. It's a soft G.
I think there are some rabble rousers on Bluesky that are consistently targeting credible voices on the left.
I don't think I can prove it, but do I think it's happening.
It's the Joe-Blows with a high follower counts but no paper trail of proven credibility.
I don't think I can prove it, but do I think it's happening.
It's the Joe-Blows with a high follower counts but no paper trail of proven credibility.
October 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I think there are some rabble rousers on Bluesky that are consistently targeting credible voices on the left.
I don't think I can prove it, but do I think it's happening.
It's the Joe-Blows with a high follower counts but no paper trail of proven credibility.
I don't think I can prove it, but do I think it's happening.
It's the Joe-Blows with a high follower counts but no paper trail of proven credibility.
"I can excuse a Nazi tattoo but I draw the line of being suspicious of a man with a Nazi tattoo."
This is what this sounds like.
This is what this sounds like.
One of my best friends ran with 1%’s for decades and has an SS symbol on the back of his neck. There are few people I trust more. Let’s move on.
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"I can excuse a Nazi tattoo but I draw the line of being suspicious of a man with a Nazi tattoo."
This is what this sounds like.
This is what this sounds like.
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NEW: Whether you measure it by number of supporters, fundraising ability, or by the size of its militant groups, the white nationalist movement in Canada has never been larger or more of a threat.
White Nationalism in Canada: Organized, Emboldened, and Growing
Canada’s white nationalist movement has consolidated into a network that includes three key branches: Diagolon, the propaganda arm; the Dominion Society of Canada, an incorporated political arm; and S...
www.antihate.ca
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
NEW: Whether you measure it by number of supporters, fundraising ability, or by the size of its militant groups, the white nationalist movement in Canada has never been larger or more of a threat.
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AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
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People are claiming those viral photos of Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino are fake.
They're real. But I found something weird while looking into the claims.
They're real. But I found something weird while looking into the claims.
Grok Thinks This Border Patrol Chief Who Looks Like a Nazi Is Cindy Sherman
AI chatbots are terrible fact-checkers.
gizmodo.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
People are claiming those viral photos of Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino are fake.
They're real. But I found something weird while looking into the claims.
They're real. But I found something weird while looking into the claims.
Olivia Benson explaining to the victims' family that they're in a bit of a bind with the case, but thankfully it's a two-parter episode and there's still another 60 minutes to figure out how to take this bastard down.
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Olivia Benson explaining to the victims' family that they're in a bit of a bind with the case, but thankfully it's a two-parter episode and there's still another 60 minutes to figure out how to take this bastard down.
The Blues Clues planet song is how I remember the order of the planets to this day.
I can't not sing the song in my head.
I can't not sing the song in my head.
a yellow smiley face with stars on it 's eyes
Alt: A clay-animated version of the sun wearing star shaped sunglasses form Blues Clues.
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Blues Clues planet song is how I remember the order of the planets to this day.
I can't not sing the song in my head.
I can't not sing the song in my head.
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it’s ridiculous to cover this dumb fake outrage in the first place, but to put the story out like some ominous 9/11-related scandal without making clear that the entire “controversy” is that his aunt is technically his dad’s cousin is absolutely fucking abhorrent
In the final days of New York City’s mayoral race, Democratic nominee Zohran Mamdani has faced pushback over a story he told about his aunt being afraid to wear her hijab while riding the subway after the September 11, 2001, attacks. https://cnn.it/432IAcr
October 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
it’s ridiculous to cover this dumb fake outrage in the first place, but to put the story out like some ominous 9/11-related scandal without making clear that the entire “controversy” is that his aunt is technically his dad’s cousin is absolutely fucking abhorrent
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NEW: According to a criminal complaint, Ryan Kesler engaged in two counts of sexual contact with a 16-year-old child "through force or coercion and/or (had) reason to know the victim was physically helpless."
www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
Former NHL player Ryan Kesler charged with criminal sexual conduct over alleged incident with 16-year-old
Kesler, a retired NHL center, has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of criminal sexual conduct in the fourth degree.
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
NEW: According to a criminal complaint, Ryan Kesler engaged in two counts of sexual contact with a 16-year-old child "through force or coercion and/or (had) reason to know the victim was physically helpless."
www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
got these at a rummage sale and they're both pretty cool so far
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
got these at a rummage sale and they're both pretty cool so far
just met a puppy (he was a very good boy)
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
just met a puppy (he was a very good boy)
One day I'm going to have a stroke because of how awful the iPhone keyboard is.
How is it that touchscreen phones have existed for almost 20 years and the keyboards are STILL absolute fucking shit.
I miss the blackberry keyboard every single day that I have to use a stupid smart phone.
How is it that touchscreen phones have existed for almost 20 years and the keyboards are STILL absolute fucking shit.
I miss the blackberry keyboard every single day that I have to use a stupid smart phone.
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
One day I'm going to have a stroke because of how awful the iPhone keyboard is.
How is it that touchscreen phones have existed for almost 20 years and the keyboards are STILL absolute fucking shit.
I miss the blackberry keyboard every single day that I have to use a stupid smart phone.
How is it that touchscreen phones have existed for almost 20 years and the keyboards are STILL absolute fucking shit.
I miss the blackberry keyboard every single day that I have to use a stupid smart phone.
Every year I get annoyed by people who take issue with older kids going trick-or-treating because I don't think people are properly acknowledging or appreciating the fact that there aren't really good Halloween activities for kids in that age group that don't require transportation or money.
October 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Every year I get annoyed by people who take issue with older kids going trick-or-treating because I don't think people are properly acknowledging or appreciating the fact that there aren't really good Halloween activities for kids in that age group that don't require transportation or money.
One thing that bothers me a lot about right wing grifters in Canada is the way everything is derivative of American culture.
Earnestly flying a don't tread on me flag in Canada (whether it's the actual flag or a Canadian variation of the flag) is pathetic.
Earnestly flying a don't tread on me flag in Canada (whether it's the actual flag or a Canadian variation of the flag) is pathetic.
you know what, no. this one is too easy. it doesn't feel right. like taking candy from a sickly boy king
October 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
One thing that bothers me a lot about right wing grifters in Canada is the way everything is derivative of American culture.
Earnestly flying a don't tread on me flag in Canada (whether it's the actual flag or a Canadian variation of the flag) is pathetic.
Earnestly flying a don't tread on me flag in Canada (whether it's the actual flag or a Canadian variation of the flag) is pathetic.
what in the every sperm is sacred is happening down there
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
what in the every sperm is sacred is happening down there
I was on my way to our monthly in-person meeting at work when it occurred to me that my feet were really comfortable.
(I was still wearing my slippers)
(I was still wearing my slippers)
October 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I was on my way to our monthly in-person meeting at work when it occurred to me that my feet were really comfortable.
(I was still wearing my slippers)
(I was still wearing my slippers)