Chelly 🪿
@chellygoose.bsky.social
♐️☀️♑️🌙♉️🌅
✨🩷💜💙✨🏳️🌈
she/they 🔞 MDNI
Navigating life with one hand on my Penedict Cannabatch 🍃💨 the other holding snacks.
✨🩷💜💙✨🏳️🌈
she/they 🔞 MDNI
Navigating life with one hand on my Penedict Cannabatch 🍃💨 the other holding snacks.
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Chelly 🪿
@chellygoose.bsky.social
· Jun 9
Hi. Again.
If you’ve been here a while, you already know I’m chaos in a cute little human suit. But if you’re new or just quietly watching while wondering how one person can go from crying over trauma to posting a thirst trap to screaming about fascists in under 5 mins welcome. 1/9
If you’ve been here a while, you already know I’m chaos in a cute little human suit. But if you’re new or just quietly watching while wondering how one person can go from crying over trauma to posting a thirst trap to screaming about fascists in under 5 mins welcome. 1/9
A school bus full of kids and a ballsack full of sperm are basically the same thing. One just made it farther.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A school bus full of kids and a ballsack full of sperm are basically the same thing. One just made it farther.
Call me old-fashioned but telling me you want the sexiest kids does not make me want to marry you. 😬
October 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Call me old-fashioned but telling me you want the sexiest kids does not make me want to marry you. 😬
I can’t be a goth. I like powdered doughnuts too much.
September 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I can’t be a goth. I like powdered doughnuts too much.
What do you do for work?
Scroll on my phone and wait for 5pm.
Scroll on my phone and wait for 5pm.
September 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What do you do for work?
Scroll on my phone and wait for 5pm.
Scroll on my phone and wait for 5pm.
I really need to tone it down because every time someone says “did you hear who died?” I get way too excited.
August 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I really need to tone it down because every time someone says “did you hear who died?” I get way too excited.
If you’re not mooing with me you’re mooing against me
August 31, 2025 at 11:13 AM
If you’re not mooing with me you’re mooing against me
Not much has changed since I was a kid. I still want my friends to come over and play with me and my new toys.
August 31, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Not much has changed since I was a kid. I still want my friends to come over and play with me and my new toys.
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i’ve heard sleeping through the night is nice…i’d love to try it sometime
August 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
i’ve heard sleeping through the night is nice…i’d love to try it sometime
“Folks I’m here. Heaven was a disaster before me and everybody knows it. Jesus? Nice guy very weak low energy frankly. The angels are crying folks because I’m making Heaven GREAT again. Pearly gates? They’ll be gold now. Streets of gold? Even golder.”
August 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
“Folks I’m here. Heaven was a disaster before me and everybody knows it. Jesus? Nice guy very weak low energy frankly. The angels are crying folks because I’m making Heaven GREAT again. Pearly gates? They’ll be gold now. Streets of gold? Even golder.”
Happy Friday my little gaggle of beanlings🪿🫘 Go be the sin you wish to see in the world
August 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Happy Friday my little gaggle of beanlings🪿🫘 Go be the sin you wish to see in the world
Mentally hit rock bottom, physically would like to get topped.
August 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Mentally hit rock bottom, physically would like to get topped.
Hi can we unpin my safe word from the top of our chat? I can’t take our conversations seriously with “oatmeal” staring at me the entire time.
August 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hi can we unpin my safe word from the top of our chat? I can’t take our conversations seriously with “oatmeal” staring at me the entire time.
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Pillows have no bones.
August 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Pillows have no bones.
I’ve gained more followers on my threads alt account in the last 2 weeks than I have in the last 6 months on Bluesky.
August 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’ve gained more followers on my threads alt account in the last 2 weeks than I have in the last 6 months on Bluesky.
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all i wanna do is eat everything all the time, never exercise, and be in great shape is that too much to ask
August 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
all i wanna do is eat everything all the time, never exercise, and be in great shape is that too much to ask
As much as these look and taste like skittles you should NOT devour the entire bag.
August 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
As much as these look and taste like skittles you should NOT devour the entire bag.
Hi sometimes I forget I have a Bluesky but as threads starts to suck more and more these days I’m going to try and bring more of my mooties over here.
August 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hi sometimes I forget I have a Bluesky but as threads starts to suck more and more these days I’m going to try and bring more of my mooties over here.
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We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.
August 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.
At some point me being hungry becomes a you problem
August 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
At some point me being hungry becomes a you problem
Whenever I take my ADHD meds
Me to me: “Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?”
Me to me: “Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?”
August 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Whenever I take my ADHD meds
Me to me: “Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?”
Me to me: “Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?”
When I say “take me out” I mean in the permanent sense.
August 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
When I say “take me out” I mean in the permanent sense.
I made it 3 miles before I threw up
I got winded putting on my sports bra so this bike ride is off to a great start.
August 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I made it 3 miles before I threw up
I got winded putting on my sports bra so this bike ride is off to a great start.
August 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I got winded putting on my sports bra so this bike ride is off to a great start.
If I ever get kidnapped or go missing the forensic team won’t even have to try. My habits got me coughing so hard I’m leaving DNA evidence like a damn breadcrumb trail. You’re welcome CSI.
August 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If I ever get kidnapped or go missing the forensic team won’t even have to try. My habits got me coughing so hard I’m leaving DNA evidence like a damn breadcrumb trail. You’re welcome CSI.
I want a dog poop Roomba for outside
August 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I want a dog poop Roomba for outside