cheezeofages
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Pathfinder 2e Stan, overthinker, weirdo.
Trying to process that there's an official web comic of "What if instead of Hawaii Stitch was accidentally transported to the warring kingdoms era of Japan?"
January 17, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Trying to process that there's an official web comic of "What if instead of Hawaii Stitch was accidentally transported to the warring kingdoms era of Japan?"
This is one of the major issues with the far right. Bigots have trouble processing individuality so they think they are everyone.
Legit if everyone on that side of the argument never went to that bakery again they would not lose half their customers.
Legit if everyone on that side of the argument never went to that bakery again they would not lose half their customers.
Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
This is one of the major issues with the far right. Bigots have trouble processing individuality so they think they are everyone.
Legit if everyone on that side of the argument never went to that bakery again they would not lose half their customers.
Legit if everyone on that side of the argument never went to that bakery again they would not lose half their customers.
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January 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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We've seen Batman use Dr Fate's helmet in the comics but I am shocked Billy Batson aka Shazam has apparently never temporarily worn it.
That just makes so much sense. Like what if there's some interaction with the powers of Shazam or Billy is better than you'd expect as Dr Fate because he...
That just makes so much sense. Like what if there's some interaction with the powers of Shazam or Billy is better than you'd expect as Dr Fate because he...
January 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
We've seen Batman use Dr Fate's helmet in the comics but I am shocked Billy Batson aka Shazam has apparently never temporarily worn it.
That just makes so much sense. Like what if there's some interaction with the powers of Shazam or Billy is better than you'd expect as Dr Fate because he...
That just makes so much sense. Like what if there's some interaction with the powers of Shazam or Billy is better than you'd expect as Dr Fate because he...
They have more funding than any branch of the military and they are this badly trained.
If that doesn't scream "take that funding away because something is horribly wrong or it's not a training issue and they mean to do these crimes" then I don't know what to tell ya.
If that doesn't scream "take that funding away because something is horribly wrong or it's not a training issue and they mean to do these crimes" then I don't know what to tell ya.
"Training" as "reform" would just give ICE more money to train its agents to maim and kill people.
Not a penny for ICE.
Claw back the current funding.
Defund and abolish.
Not a penny for ICE.
Claw back the current funding.
Defund and abolish.
The agent who killed Good *was a trainer*
The rot is *deep* in the barrel
The rot is *deep* in the barrel
January 16, 2026 at 7:44 PM
They have more funding than any branch of the military and they are this badly trained.
If that doesn't scream "take that funding away because something is horribly wrong or it's not a training issue and they mean to do these crimes" then I don't know what to tell ya.
If that doesn't scream "take that funding away because something is horribly wrong or it's not a training issue and they mean to do these crimes" then I don't know what to tell ya.
Every man has three life goals:
- Own a gaudy jacket
- Own a sword
- When they are old they become a Gandalf or Deckard Cain type with a dramatic old sage narrator voice.
- Own a gaudy jacket
- Own a sword
- When they are old they become a Gandalf or Deckard Cain type with a dramatic old sage narrator voice.
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Every man has three life goals:
- Own a gaudy jacket
- Own a sword
- When they are old they become a Gandalf or Deckard Cain type with a dramatic old sage narrator voice.
- Own a gaudy jacket
- Own a sword
- When they are old they become a Gandalf or Deckard Cain type with a dramatic old sage narrator voice.
Random Thought:
Good line for a #pathfinder2e Demoralize check "Pray to your god so I'll know who's next!!!"
Good line for a #pathfinder2e Demoralize check "Pray to your god so I'll know who's next!!!"
January 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Random Thought:
Good line for a #pathfinder2e Demoralize check "Pray to your god so I'll know who's next!!!"
Good line for a #pathfinder2e Demoralize check "Pray to your god so I'll know who's next!!!"
I accidentally described the quote posted #starfinder2e cantrip in a way that might not convey the information correctly to the vision impaired so I will correct that by saying it heightens at rank 4, 7, and 10. Which would be at character levels 7, 12, and 19.
The first two increases are...
The first two increases are...
And this simple but tasty number recently added to the archives: Vague Idea.
A one action +1 circumstance to Recall Knowledge that grows by 1 at 4th, 7th, and tenth. It's on every list but Primal. It stack with Guidance so 👍. This is a juicy spell for out of combat Recall Knowledge. But...
A one action +1 circumstance to Recall Knowledge that grows by 1 at 4th, 7th, and tenth. It's on every list but Primal. It stack with Guidance so 👍. This is a juicy spell for out of combat Recall Knowledge. But...
January 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I accidentally described the quote posted #starfinder2e cantrip in a way that might not convey the information correctly to the vision impaired so I will correct that by saying it heightens at rank 4, 7, and 10. Which would be at character levels 7, 12, and 19.
The first two increases are...
The first two increases are...
Lately #starfinder2e has been suffering through the wave of reddit goons that comes with any errata release that all my #pathfinder2e peeps are all two familiar with (Remember when they lowered early level cantrip average damage by 2 & we had to deal with shrieking for like 6 months?)
But honestly?
But honestly?
January 16, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Lately #starfinder2e has been suffering through the wave of reddit goons that comes with any errata release that all my #pathfinder2e peeps are all two familiar with (Remember when they lowered early level cantrip average damage by 2 & we had to deal with shrieking for like 6 months?)
But honestly?
But honestly?
Can't help but laugh at the second episode of "The Invisible Man and His Soon to Be Wife" just light-heartedly having a case where an elf dad and his friends stalk his daughter while disguised in white hoodies because his daughter married a dark elf.
Like... okay I get the KKK was a US thing...
Like... okay I get the KKK was a US thing...
January 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Can't help but laugh at the second episode of "The Invisible Man and His Soon to Be Wife" just light-heartedly having a case where an elf dad and his friends stalk his daughter while disguised in white hoodies because his daughter married a dark elf.
Like... okay I get the KKK was a US thing...
Like... okay I get the KKK was a US thing...
That "Easygoing Territory Defense" anime where the abusive king casts aside the protag for having production magic and actually has to be talked out of killing him really makes me want to see a similar version where the brothers and King are assembled alone the same way but...
January 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
That "Easygoing Territory Defense" anime where the abusive king casts aside the protag for having production magic and actually has to be talked out of killing him really makes me want to see a similar version where the brothers and King are assembled alone the same way but...
I very much appreciate the occasional shoujo otome game villainous reincarnation manga/anime that points out how weird the story of otome games would be in feudal culture
I have only seen a couple that convey the game protag character (not the MC) as a weirdo blundering around in high society.
I have only seen a couple that convey the game protag character (not the MC) as a weirdo blundering around in high society.
January 15, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I very much appreciate the occasional shoujo otome game villainous reincarnation manga/anime that points out how weird the story of otome games would be in feudal culture
I have only seen a couple that convey the game protag character (not the MC) as a weirdo blundering around in high society.
I have only seen a couple that convey the game protag character (not the MC) as a weirdo blundering around in high society.
If Fate servant ever used a kick to the nuts in a fight I would just die laughing.
January 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
If Fate servant ever used a kick to the nuts in a fight I would just die laughing.
Random #starfinder2e Character Idea: Duck mascot for a kids snack item with a famous dance rap jingle "Quacky Snacky Barrage".
During action movie crisis turns out to secretly be John Rambo circa First Blood but he got an out of left field job instead of becoming a drifter.
During action movie crisis turns out to secretly be John Rambo circa First Blood but he got an out of left field job instead of becoming a drifter.
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Random #starfinder2e Character Idea: Duck mascot for a kids snack item with a famous dance rap jingle "Quacky Snacky Barrage".
During action movie crisis turns out to secretly be John Rambo circa First Blood but he got an out of left field job instead of becoming a drifter.
During action movie crisis turns out to secretly be John Rambo circa First Blood but he got an out of left field job instead of becoming a drifter.
Another Dan thread and another shocking example of poor #pathfinder2e game knowledge in the post they are sharing.
I am sure you can see the issues with the part following "As soon as you are of 30x20 rooms but let's talk about some.
- Most fights are in that size room or smaller.
I am sure you can see the issues with the part following "As soon as you are of 30x20 rooms but let's talk about some.
- Most fights are in that size room or smaller.
Continues to amaze me how people act like standard Athletics actions most strength-based martials will have access to just don't fucking exist. #pathfinder2e
January 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Another Dan thread and another shocking example of poor #pathfinder2e game knowledge in the post they are sharing.
I am sure you can see the issues with the part following "As soon as you are of 30x20 rooms but let's talk about some.
- Most fights are in that size room or smaller.
I am sure you can see the issues with the part following "As soon as you are of 30x20 rooms but let's talk about some.
- Most fights are in that size room or smaller.
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You ever read something and realize you will never be as cool as someone else
(context the guy is training crows to attack red hats)
(context the guy is training crows to attack red hats)
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
You ever read something and realize you will never be as cool as someone else
(context the guy is training crows to attack red hats)
(context the guy is training crows to attack red hats)
The first #TTRPG I ever GMed at in years old was TMNT & Other Strangeness. I hear a remaster was on Kickstarter a while back. I should one day acquire a copy for posterity.
Note Leonardo has red mask on the cover instead of blue. 😄
Note Leonardo has red mask on the cover instead of blue. 😄
January 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
The first #TTRPG I ever GMed at in years old was TMNT & Other Strangeness. I hear a remaster was on Kickstarter a while back. I should one day acquire a copy for posterity.
Note Leonardo has red mask on the cover instead of blue. 😄
Note Leonardo has red mask on the cover instead of blue. 😄
I recently got access to a bunch of anime and tried watching the Fruitmaster one with the premise being the people eat a fruit to get a skill but can only eat one because a second is poisonous. MC gets stuck with Fruitmaster skill and despairs but then accidentally east a second and discovers...
January 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I recently got access to a bunch of anime and tried watching the Fruitmaster one with the premise being the people eat a fruit to get a skill but can only eat one because a second is poisonous. MC gets stuck with Fruitmaster skill and despairs but then accidentally east a second and discovers...
People understandably want tactical starship combat in #starfinder2e
I completely honestly understand wanting more than the vehicle combat rules we already have and the cinematic starship combat that perfectly 1 to 1 can recreate the style of starship combat where everyone has stations.
I completely honestly understand wanting more than the vehicle combat rules we already have and the cinematic starship combat that perfectly 1 to 1 can recreate the style of starship combat where everyone has stations.
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
People understandably want tactical starship combat in #starfinder2e
I completely honestly understand wanting more than the vehicle combat rules we already have and the cinematic starship combat that perfectly 1 to 1 can recreate the style of starship combat where everyone has stations.
I completely honestly understand wanting more than the vehicle combat rules we already have and the cinematic starship combat that perfectly 1 to 1 can recreate the style of starship combat where everyone has stations.
I'm once again working on that #pathfinder2e isekai sorry I was writing around the middle of last year and that features a battle oracle.
So naturally I am reminded of how bizarre it was that people thought the +1 status bonus to attack rolls from old Major Curse was a big deal.
So naturally I am reminded of how bizarre it was that people thought the +1 status bonus to attack rolls from old Major Curse was a big deal.
January 12, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I'm once again working on that #pathfinder2e isekai sorry I was writing around the middle of last year and that features a battle oracle.
So naturally I am reminded of how bizarre it was that people thought the +1 status bonus to attack rolls from old Major Curse was a big deal.
So naturally I am reminded of how bizarre it was that people thought the +1 status bonus to attack rolls from old Major Curse was a big deal.
Random #ttrpg Thought: Character that dresses as a clown that calls themselves The Clown, has ability to create a duplicate of themself that is also called "The Clown" but the "-own" is pronounced as "own". So it's "The Clone" but spelled Clown to be funny.
January 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Random #ttrpg Thought: Character that dresses as a clown that calls themselves The Clown, has ability to create a duplicate of themself that is also called "The Clown" but the "-own" is pronounced as "own". So it's "The Clone" but spelled Clown to be funny.
There are things that are just human nature regardless of gender.
- The desire to dress in really expressive clothing.
- The primal urge to own a sword.
- The desire to dress in really expressive clothing.
- The primal urge to own a sword.
January 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
There are things that are just human nature regardless of gender.
- The desire to dress in really expressive clothing.
- The primal urge to own a sword.
- The desire to dress in really expressive clothing.
- The primal urge to own a sword.
Random Thought: I would totally enjoy a reboot of the Underworld movies because it always really bummed me out that they clumsily wrote out Micheal when the actor didn't return for the third movie.
It really feels like a series that could benefit from a second draft. Maybe a series instead.
It really feels like a series that could benefit from a second draft. Maybe a series instead.
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Random Thought: I would totally enjoy a reboot of the Underworld movies because it always really bummed me out that they clumsily wrote out Micheal when the actor didn't return for the third movie.
It really feels like a series that could benefit from a second draft. Maybe a series instead.
It really feels like a series that could benefit from a second draft. Maybe a series instead.
The thing the strikes me the most about the pictured posts on the OG thread is how the post talks about how our system has fewer high caliber GMs while also having very little #pathfinder2e game knowledge themselves.
Basically all their observations are shallow forum trope views.
Basically all their observations are shallow forum trope views.
Same guy posting across different threads and this is the exact problem I have with the major critiques about PF2e.
It's gatekeeping. It's all gatekeeping from smug elitist fucks who think it's a babywheels system for incompetent GMs when really they just hate what they see as incompetence.
It's gatekeeping. It's all gatekeeping from smug elitist fucks who think it's a babywheels system for incompetent GMs when really they just hate what they see as incompetence.
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The thing the strikes me the most about the pictured posts on the OG thread is how the post talks about how our system has fewer high caliber GMs while also having very little #pathfinder2e game knowledge themselves.
Basically all their observations are shallow forum trope views.
Basically all their observations are shallow forum trope views.
There should totally be a show about a slasher movie villain that got defeated and lived then, crestfallen, decides that instead of a sequel he'll get get a day job and he has to work at fast-food or retail.
Make it the style of humor seen in The Office and Arrested Development.
Make it the style of humor seen in The Office and Arrested Development.
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 PM
There should totally be a show about a slasher movie villain that got defeated and lived then, crestfallen, decides that instead of a sequel he'll get get a day job and he has to work at fast-food or retail.
Make it the style of humor seen in The Office and Arrested Development.
Make it the style of humor seen in The Office and Arrested Development.