Cheeto, Donald’s Unlucky Cat
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He’s a despicable wannabe dictator. I’m his reluctant, long-suffering cat. Hijinks ensue.
Shoving my little cat butt in his face every chance I get. You‘re welcome, America. 🇺🇸
Shoving my little cat butt in his face every chance I get. You‘re welcome, America. 🇺🇸
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Hello, silly Americans and other unfortunate humans! I’m Cheeto and I was just grabbed by an orange tabby man at the shelter. I’m here to share my adventures and thoughts as I make my way to The White House with my new family—whether I like it or not.
Have to admit I’m a little jealous Donald’s brain has had more strokes than my back has ever had.
September 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Have to admit I’m a little jealous Donald’s brain has had more strokes than my back has ever had.
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shoes were designed with cats in mind: they arrive in a box filled with crinkly paper, the cats get a free show watching you lace them up, and later that night, they have something to throw up into
May 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
shoes were designed with cats in mind: they arrive in a box filled with crinkly paper, the cats get a free show watching you lace them up, and later that night, they have something to throw up into
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Reposted by Cheeto, Donald’s Unlucky Cat
Orange cat good, orange man bad.
The next 4-8 years of American political needs to be organized around a single simple principal of political philosophy: "Orange man bad"
May 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Orange cat good, orange man bad.
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I’m not normally a bird watcher, but I was thrilled to catch a blue suited twit sleeping away the day.
April 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’m not normally a bird watcher, but I was thrilled to catch a blue suited twit sleeping away the day.
I’m ashamed to say he even made me help him. Still waiting for those treats, Donald!
April 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m ashamed to say he even made me help him. Still waiting for those treats, Donald!
If Donald won’t heed his cat’s pleas and demands then what chance do the courts have?
April 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If Donald won’t heed his cat’s pleas and demands then what chance do the courts have?
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I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it a thousand times more: If you love freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is privilege.
April 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it a thousand times more: If you love freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is privilege.
I get it, Gretchen Whitmer. Who wants to be seen as having anything to do with this White House?
April 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I get it, Gretchen Whitmer. Who wants to be seen as having anything to do with this White House?
Yes, I’d personally love that!
April 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yes, I’d personally love that!
I stand with the delicious penguins
April 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I stand with the delicious penguins
As someone who has taken six catnaps since Cory Booker has started, I can honestly say what he is doing is impressive.
April 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
As someone who has taken six catnaps since Cory Booker has started, I can honestly say what he is doing is impressive.
Some singer dude called Kid Rock stopped by the House. In his honor I showed him what real singing is by singing “Send in the Clowns”
🎶 But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns
Don't bothеr, they're herе 🎶
🎶 But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns
Don't bothеr, they're herе 🎶
April 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Some singer dude called Kid Rock stopped by the House. In his honor I showed him what real singing is by singing “Send in the Clowns”
🎶 But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns
Don't bothеr, they're herе 🎶
🎶 But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns
Don't bothеr, they're herе 🎶
Though when a cat buries their business it’s to everyone’s benefit
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“The View”'s Whoopi Goldberg compares Trump Signal scandal to a cat using a litter box: 'Covers it all up'
"When you hear me say, 'And now, a moment from our cat box,' you'll know what I'm talking about and what's coming."
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March 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Though when a cat buries their business it’s to everyone’s benefit
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My plans today:
TEAM UPDATE:
1144et: Conditions FAVORABLE. Just confirmed w/ BELLY we are GO for mission lunch.
1145: Meows LAUNCH (1st strike package)
1146: “Rubbing-Based” chaos begins (target at fridge).
1147: Strike paws on target (THIS IS WHEN ATTENTION WILL DEFINITELY BE HAD)
TEAM UPDATE:
1144et: Conditions FAVORABLE. Just confirmed w/ BELLY we are GO for mission lunch.
1145: Meows LAUNCH (1st strike package)
1146: “Rubbing-Based” chaos begins (target at fridge).
1147: Strike paws on target (THIS IS WHEN ATTENTION WILL DEFINITELY BE HAD)
March 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My plans today:
TEAM UPDATE:
1144et: Conditions FAVORABLE. Just confirmed w/ BELLY we are GO for mission lunch.
1145: Meows LAUNCH (1st strike package)
1146: “Rubbing-Based” chaos begins (target at fridge).
1147: Strike paws on target (THIS IS WHEN ATTENTION WILL DEFINITELY BE HAD)
TEAM UPDATE:
1144et: Conditions FAVORABLE. Just confirmed w/ BELLY we are GO for mission lunch.
1145: Meows LAUNCH (1st strike package)
1146: “Rubbing-Based” chaos begins (target at fridge).
1147: Strike paws on target (THIS IS WHEN ATTENTION WILL DEFINITELY BE HAD)
Ever wonder if your cat is smarter than the current President? This book has your answer. Grab a pencil and your favorite feline and find out which furry menace is the more stable genius!
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March 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ever wonder if your cat is smarter than the current President? This book has your answer. Grab a pencil and your favorite feline and find out which furry menace is the more stable genius!
a.co/d/1rwdu1T
a.co/d/1rwdu1T
I always thought “that boy ain’t right”
Please don’t share this picture. Apparently the president hates it.
March 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I always thought “that boy ain’t right”
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I once turned the tv on with the remote and Donald lost his friggin’ mind (as evidenced by current events)
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Donald Trump Asked Son Barron 'How'd You Do That?' When He Turned on a Laptop: 'Unbelievable Aptitude in Technology' — People
The president marveled at his son's technological know-how in a Fox News interview that aired on Barron's 19th birthday
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March 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I once turned the tv on with the remote and Donald lost his friggin’ mind (as evidenced by current events)
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apple.news/AsDMdn5hYT_S...
I would not be surprised if his concept of a plan for golden dome is just me swatting at missiles in the air.
March 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I would not be surprised if his concept of a plan for golden dome is just me swatting at missiles in the air.
Ah, life—the stretch between birth and death where I ask, “Where’s the food?”
March 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ah, life—the stretch between birth and death where I ask, “Where’s the food?”
Kibble in gilt bowl,
crumbs scatter on white porcelain,
is this a haiku?
No.
crumbs scatter on white porcelain,
is this a haiku?
No.
March 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Kibble in gilt bowl,
crumbs scatter on white porcelain,
is this a haiku?
No.
crumbs scatter on white porcelain,
is this a haiku?
No.