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Cheeto, Donald’s Unlucky Cat
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He’s a despicable wannabe dictator. I’m his reluctant, long-suffering cat. Hijinks ensue.

Shoving my little cat butt in his face every chance I get. You‘re welcome, America. 🇺🇸
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Hello, silly Americans and other unfortunate humans! I’m Cheeto and I was just grabbed by an orange tabby man at the shelter. I’m here to share my adventures and thoughts as I make my way to The White House with my new family—whether I like it or not.
Have to admit I’m a little jealous Donald’s brain has had more strokes than my back has ever had.
September 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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shoes were designed with cats in mind: they arrive in a box filled with crinkly paper, the cats get a free show watching you lace them up, and later that night, they have something to throw up into
May 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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🐎 🏇🐎
May 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Orange cat good, orange man bad.
The next 4-8 years of American political needs to be organized around a single simple principal of political philosophy: "Orange man bad"
May 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I’m not normally a bird watcher, but I was thrilled to catch a blue suited twit sleeping away the day.
April 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’m ashamed to say he even made me help him. Still waiting for those treats, Donald!
April 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If Donald won’t heed his cat’s pleas and demands then what chance do the courts have?
April 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it a thousand times more: If you love freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is privilege.
April 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I get it, Gretchen Whitmer. Who wants to be seen as having anything to do with this White House?
April 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Yes, I’d personally love that!
April 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
April 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I stand with the delicious penguins
The March of the penguins 😂
April 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
As someone who has taken six catnaps since Cory Booker has started, I can honestly say what he is doing is impressive.
April 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Some singer dude called Kid Rock stopped by the House. In his honor I showed him what real singing is by singing “Send in the Clowns”

🎶 But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns
Don't bothеr, they're herе 🎶
April 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Though when a cat buries their business it’s to everyone’s benefit
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
“The View”'s Whoopi Goldberg compares Trump Signal scandal to a cat using a litter box: 'Covers it all up'
"When you hear me say, 'And now, a moment from our cat box,' you'll know what I'm talking about and what's coming."
www.yahoo.com
March 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
My plans today:

TEAM UPDATE:

1144et: Conditions FAVORABLE. Just confirmed w/ BELLY we are GO for mission lunch.

1145: Meows LAUNCH (1st strike package)

1146: “Rubbing-Based” chaos begins (target at fridge).

1147: Strike paws on target (THIS IS WHEN ATTENTION WILL DEFINITELY BE HAD)
March 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ever wonder if your cat is smarter than the current President? This book has your answer. Grab a pencil and your favorite feline and find out which furry menace is the more stable genius!

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March 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I always thought “that boy ain’t right”
Please don’t share this picture. Apparently the president hates it.
March 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I once turned the tv on with the remote and Donald lost his friggin’ mind (as evidenced by current events)

apple.news/AsDMdn5hYT_S...
Donald Trump Asked Son Barron 'How'd You Do That?' When He Turned on a Laptop: 'Unbelievable Aptitude in Technology' — People
The president marveled at his son's technological know-how in a Fox News interview that aired on Barron's 19th birthday
apple.news
March 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I would not be surprised if his concept of a plan for golden dome is just me swatting at missiles in the air.
March 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Ah, life—the stretch between birth and death where I ask, “Where’s the food?”
March 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Kibble in gilt bowl,
crumbs scatter on white porcelain,
is this a haiku?
No.
March 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM