Cheeto, Donald’s Unlucky Cat
@cheetotrumpcat.bsky.social
He’s a despicable wannabe dictator. I’m his reluctant, long-suffering cat. Hijinks ensue.
Shoving my little cat butt in his face every chance I get. You‘re welcome, America. 🇺🇸
Shoving my little cat butt in his face every chance I get. You‘re welcome, America. 🇺🇸
I’m ashamed to say he even made me help him. Still waiting for those treats, Donald!
April 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m ashamed to say he even made me help him. Still waiting for those treats, Donald!
I get it, Gretchen Whitmer. Who wants to be seen as having anything to do with this White House?
April 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I get it, Gretchen Whitmer. Who wants to be seen as having anything to do with this White House?
Some singer dude called Kid Rock stopped by the House. In his honor I showed him what real singing is by singing “Send in the Clowns”
🎶 But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns
Don't bothеr, they're herе 🎶
🎶 But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns
Don't bothеr, they're herе 🎶
April 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Some singer dude called Kid Rock stopped by the House. In his honor I showed him what real singing is by singing “Send in the Clowns”
🎶 But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns
Don't bothеr, they're herе 🎶
🎶 But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns
Don't bothеr, they're herе 🎶
Ever wonder if your cat is smarter than the current President? This book has your answer. Grab a pencil and your favorite feline and find out which furry menace is the more stable genius!
a.co/d/1rwdu1T
a.co/d/1rwdu1T
March 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ever wonder if your cat is smarter than the current President? This book has your answer. Grab a pencil and your favorite feline and find out which furry menace is the more stable genius!
a.co/d/1rwdu1T
a.co/d/1rwdu1T
Planning on traveling abroad? Consider Duolingo to help you learn essential phrases to ease your traveling experience!
March 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Planning on traveling abroad? Consider Duolingo to help you learn essential phrases to ease your traveling experience!
“I will wear a costume after this war finishes.” - Zelenskyy
Yeah, humans and their suit costumes—especially Donald’s oversized one with the long tie.
Ever seen old silent movies? The humans look ridiculous in outdated fashion, but the cats? Classic and Timeless.
Yeah, humans and their suit costumes—especially Donald’s oversized one with the long tie.
Ever seen old silent movies? The humans look ridiculous in outdated fashion, but the cats? Classic and Timeless.
March 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“I will wear a costume after this war finishes.” - Zelenskyy
Yeah, humans and their suit costumes—especially Donald’s oversized one with the long tie.
Ever seen old silent movies? The humans look ridiculous in outdated fashion, but the cats? Classic and Timeless.
Yeah, humans and their suit costumes—especially Donald’s oversized one with the long tie.
Ever seen old silent movies? The humans look ridiculous in outdated fashion, but the cats? Classic and Timeless.
President Zelenskyy stopped by today. I usually like heated things, but this talk was hard to sit through. The worst part was when Donald tried showing Zelenskyy exactly how he likes to kiss Putin’s ass.
March 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
President Zelenskyy stopped by today. I usually like heated things, but this talk was hard to sit through. The worst part was when Donald tried showing Zelenskyy exactly how he likes to kiss Putin’s ass.
Don’t know if I’m considered a federal employee or not, but I sent Elon my week’s activity report so you humans know I’m not useless but do very important work.
February 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Don’t know if I’m considered a federal employee or not, but I sent Elon my week’s activity report so you humans know I’m not useless but do very important work.
Or what Elon says to the kid?
February 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Or what Elon says to the kid?
Had a photo op with Elon and his sleepy Vice President in the Oval Office today. Elon probably thought I was saluting, but really I just felt like a bath after being with these two. Plus, the picture felt like it was missing a third asshole.
February 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Had a photo op with Elon and his sleepy Vice President in the Oval Office today. Elon probably thought I was saluting, but really I just felt like a bath after being with these two. Plus, the picture felt like it was missing a third asshole.
My human has a new favorite game. He calls it “playing Constitution”. Not much fun for me but he gets some sick kick out of it I guess.
January 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My human has a new favorite game. He calls it “playing Constitution”. Not much fun for me but he gets some sick kick out of it I guess.
Well, folks, I did what I could to try to stop him from signing those damn executive orders, but he insisted on being an asshat. Even had the nerve to call me an insurrectionist—ha! I’m a fluffy kitty so I already have my immunity. Resist!
January 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Well, folks, I did what I could to try to stop him from signing those damn executive orders, but he insisted on being an asshat. Even had the nerve to call me an insurrectionist—ha! I’m a fluffy kitty so I already have my immunity. Resist!
The only way you could get me to wear one of those fucking red hats
January 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The only way you could get me to wear one of those fucking red hats
“I have a cat now, have you heard this? This cat—horrible, nasty cat. Very mean to me.”
January 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“I have a cat now, have you heard this? This cat—horrible, nasty cat. Very mean to me.”
O Cat Bowl! My Cat Bowl!
By Walt Whiskman
By Walt Whiskman
January 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
O Cat Bowl! My Cat Bowl!
By Walt Whiskman
By Walt Whiskman
13 💕 (cat!)
Wanna be my human?
FREE Onlypurrs ⬇️ (only replying there for my safety)
getallmylicks.com/cheetobigboops
Ever wonder what it’s like to be ignored by me in real time? 🐾 Subscribe to my Onlypurrs for live streams of me walking away while you call my name. Premium disinterest guaranteed.
Wanna be my human?
FREE Onlypurrs ⬇️ (only replying there for my safety)
getallmylicks.com/cheetobigboops
Ever wonder what it’s like to be ignored by me in real time? 🐾 Subscribe to my Onlypurrs for live streams of me walking away while you call my name. Premium disinterest guaranteed.
January 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
13 💕 (cat!)
Wanna be my human?
FREE Onlypurrs ⬇️ (only replying there for my safety)
getallmylicks.com/cheetobigboops
Ever wonder what it’s like to be ignored by me in real time? 🐾 Subscribe to my Onlypurrs for live streams of me walking away while you call my name. Premium disinterest guaranteed.
Wanna be my human?
FREE Onlypurrs ⬇️ (only replying there for my safety)
getallmylicks.com/cheetobigboops
Ever wonder what it’s like to be ignored by me in real time? 🐾 Subscribe to my Onlypurrs for live streams of me walking away while you call my name. Premium disinterest guaranteed.
RIP to President Jimmy Carter, grandhuman to former White House cat Misty Malarky Ying Yang. You deserved nine lives, Sir.
December 29, 2024 at 10:32 PM
RIP to President Jimmy Carter, grandhuman to former White House cat Misty Malarky Ying Yang. You deserved nine lives, Sir.
