A french chef was caught making counterfeit Croque Monsieurs. When the police found him the lead officer shouted

"Cheese! You're butter arrest! Put your hams where I can see em!"

I'm writing a slashfic involving Jon Snow, Walter White and Olaf from Frozen. The twist is they only spout nonsense to each other.

I call it: Stark Breaking Gad

What is your t-shirt removal strat?

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/N0nUCb/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Sleeve, sleeve, neck
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/N0nUCb/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Crossed arm front pull
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/N0nUCb/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Over the head self-jersey
4️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/N0nUCb/4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Some random bullshirt

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There is A LOT OF SKA IN MARIO KART WORLD

To update...

There is more than one

The ska community when they found out both CPSC and IDOS were packing it in:

The ska song in Mario Kart World is unfairly good

I didn’t expect to get so emotional when the episode finished. But it really is a special project and I’m gonna miss it, but I’m also so glad that it happened and that we made so many cool new friends along the way 💌

Now go relax and enjoy some life!

Joey beat me to it! We did a wind up for our 4 year anniversary and it has a truly EPIC conclusion!

From seeing podcasts like @indefenseofska.bsky.social and @checkeredpastpod.bsky.social wrap up, to seeing small labels like @skapunkinternational.com struggle to stay afloat, I’m wondering what the general opinion is regarding how the pandemic effected the #ska community.

Good? Bad? Thoughts?

In Canada we call him Bubble Tea Fett

I'm finally opening my cafe/pub restaurant concept in spanish speaking South America with a cute rodent as our mascot.

Its called Cup Y Barra

bro we didnt ay the 51st state stuff i swear 😭😭😭

Thanks so much for all the fun you've delivered over the years.

news from some of the best people. grateful for our couple weekends of hangs & of course @joeyoblivion.bsky.social’s brief stint in Take Today

I need some Checkerheads to rise up and make the Checkered Past biopic: Ska'd is NOT Dead

The world's greatest ska podcast, going out on top. Will be truly missed

I guess it's anyone's game now that @checkeredpastpod.bsky.social is hanging it up

It's the end of the era

In true ska legend fashion they had a few incredible years putting out amazing stuff before riding off into the sunset.

🏁 ANNOUNCEMENT 🏁

🏁 OLD EPISODE ALERT 🏁

FROM THE SKAULT!

A four hour compilation featuring JigSka, Skaba Yaga and The Skabadook!

Its the complete JigSkaNiverse!

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It's the last day to send in your roasts for the @checkeredpastpod.bsky.social 4th Anniversary Episode!

Record that roast and send it in to the link below, we'll be blind listening for Tuesday's episode so HURRY YOUR ASS UP IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE!

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Holy shit did you know this got extended!?!?

You still have time to record and send in your roast for @checkeredpastpod.bsky.social's 4th Anniversary Episode next week!

Rip on us, or ska or podcasts, puns or whatever but remember to do it from the heart!!!

We listen to music from 21 goddamn TSPO releases, come join us on our journey catching up on Ska Para!!

Get it from your favorite podmonger and shove it in your ear holes!