Charlotte Evans
charlotteevans.bsky.social
Charlotte Evans
@charlotteevans.bsky.social
silly girl/ serious woman

London-based receptionist
absent mother @ locally sourced exeter
one of the gang @ exeter comedy festival
Pinned
But does she know good city?????!
Haha Bush is trying rly hard not to laugh he has such naughty grandad energy (terrible politics impish face)
January 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Reposted by Charlotte Evans
But does she know good city?????!
November 13, 2024 at 9:37 PM
This account is now a Gaudete lyric posting account, where each day I’ll post another lyric from the hit song Gaudete.

Day 1: GAUDETE, GAUDETE
December 30, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Absolutely smashed The Guardian Quick Crossword today (got all but one word). Feeling intellectually unstoppable. Might go invent something now??
December 30, 2024 at 11:52 AM
It me
I do not meet the criteria of the money. I don't have a career.
December 30, 2024 at 11:49 AM
wow South Korea did and then repealed martial law in the time it took me to eat a Pret sandwich
December 3, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I am the next James Bond and this is the trailer so thrilled that the next James Bond will represent women everywhere with severe daddy issues x
November 18, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Reposted by Charlotte Evans
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now

1. Car sales (can’t drive)
2. Lettings agent (breakdown)
3. McDonald’s (allowed on tills only)
4. Elf
5. Writer for Methodist church newsletter (don’t know god)
6. Admin assistant for the bladder and bowel clinic
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now

1. Librarian
2. Children’s book illustrator
3. Bookseller
4. Warehouse delivery unpacker
5. Proofreader for a vanity publishing house
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now
1. Telesales
2. Purveyor of fraudulent art (I didn't know it at the time)
3. Selling key insurance (literally insurance for your keys)
4. Sandwich delivery driver
5. Selling ads to Russian farmers (I lasted a morning)
November 13, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Reposted by Charlotte Evans
Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
November 13, 2024 at 6:14 PM
But how will I know what to buy from temu
November 13, 2024 at 10:14 PM
But does she know good city?????!
November 13, 2024 at 9:37 PM