Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧
@charlienotton.bsky.social
Bike-crazed military enthusiast. Salad dodging apprentice old codger. Mostly about #TheArchers. Not a Swindoner.
All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
Evening all *dunks fish finger in custard*
As it's #Whomas, a Doctor Who themed question:
Which individual antagonist is the only one to have featured in more than one Doctor's debut story?
Answer at 7:15!
#TheArchers
As it's #Whomas, a Doctor Who themed question:
Which individual antagonist is the only one to have featured in more than one Doctor's debut story?
Answer at 7:15!
#TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Evening all *dunks fish finger in custard*
As it's #Whomas, a Doctor Who themed question:
Which individual antagonist is the only one to have featured in more than one Doctor's debut story?
Answer at 7:15!
#TheArchers
As it's #Whomas, a Doctor Who themed question:
Which individual antagonist is the only one to have featured in more than one Doctor's debut story?
Answer at 7:15!
#TheArchers
So we're just not going to talk about the fact that Harry Kim owned a holodeck program in which a big muscly female warrior sleeps with the hero?
Righty ho.
#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
Righty ho.
#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
So we're just not going to talk about the fact that Harry Kim owned a holodeck program in which a big muscly female warrior sleeps with the hero?
Righty ho.
#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
Righty ho.
#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
"Ooooh, Finlay, is anything worn under the kilt?"
"Ach, Hellqueen hen, no, but there's a few more episodes tae go yet "
#TheArchers
"Ach, Hellqueen hen, no, but there's a few more episodes tae go yet "
#TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
"Ooooh, Finlay, is anything worn under the kilt?"
"Ach, Hellqueen hen, no, but there's a few more episodes tae go yet "
#TheArchers
"Ach, Hellqueen hen, no, but there's a few more episodes tae go yet "
#TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Is it too much to hope that it's exactly what it says on the board?
I really want to know what’s going on in the class that meets here before mine
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Is it too much to hope that it's exactly what it says on the board?
Hang on one banjo-plucking minute.
Strip poker? On a holiday with your close family members?
This is Ambridge, not Alabama!
#TheArchers
Strip poker? On a holiday with your close family members?
This is Ambridge, not Alabama!
#TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Hang on one banjo-plucking minute.
Strip poker? On a holiday with your close family members?
This is Ambridge, not Alabama!
#TheArchers
Strip poker? On a holiday with your close family members?
This is Ambridge, not Alabama!
#TheArchers
#TheArchers In case anyone's wondering about Chris Carter's fantastic strike rate, this is Chris:
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
#TheArchers In case anyone's wondering about Chris Carter's fantastic strike rate, this is Chris:
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Chris, there's a word for telling your ex-wife that you had a shag.
Gloating, I think it is...
#TheArchers
Gloating, I think it is...
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Chris, there's a word for telling your ex-wife that you had a shag.
Gloating, I think it is...
#TheArchers
Gloating, I think it is...
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Indeed you can say hell in church. I have said worse and not yet been struck by lightning.
But then, as is well known, I am a saintly, nay, godly figure.
Stop sniggering at the back, front and middle.
#TheArchesr
But then, as is well known, I am a saintly, nay, godly figure.
Stop sniggering at the back, front and middle.
#TheArchesr
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Indeed you can say hell in church. I have said worse and not yet been struck by lightning.
But then, as is well known, I am a saintly, nay, godly figure.
Stop sniggering at the back, front and middle.
#TheArchesr
But then, as is well known, I am a saintly, nay, godly figure.
Stop sniggering at the back, front and middle.
#TheArchesr
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oh goody, more information that Alice doesn't need and which she will irritatingly fret over...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oh goody, more information that Alice doesn't need and which she will irritatingly fret over...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Don't worry about messing it up, Esme.
You'll have done your best, and unless you actually burn down the wake venue, everyone will be happy.
#TheArchers
You'll have done your best, and unless you actually burn down the wake venue, everyone will be happy.
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Don't worry about messing it up, Esme.
You'll have done your best, and unless you actually burn down the wake venue, everyone will be happy.
#TheArchers
You'll have done your best, and unless you actually burn down the wake venue, everyone will be happy.
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
David is forced to intervene.
Hmm. Is he going to throw a bucket of water over Josh and Esme? Or even Pip and Esme? Or Josh and himself?
I'm entirely sure it'll go well and absolutely nothing will go wrong.
#TheArchers
Hmm. Is he going to throw a bucket of water over Josh and Esme? Or even Pip and Esme? Or Josh and himself?
I'm entirely sure it'll go well and absolutely nothing will go wrong.
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
David is forced to intervene.
Hmm. Is he going to throw a bucket of water over Josh and Esme? Or even Pip and Esme? Or Josh and himself?
I'm entirely sure it'll go well and absolutely nothing will go wrong.
#TheArchers
Hmm. Is he going to throw a bucket of water over Josh and Esme? Or even Pip and Esme? Or Josh and himself?
I'm entirely sure it'll go well and absolutely nothing will go wrong.
#TheArchers
It’s an emotional day for one resident.
You don't mean to tell me Adam's discovered a third state of being apart from smug and angry?!
#TheArchers
You don't mean to tell me Adam's discovered a third state of being apart from smug and angry?!
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It’s an emotional day for one resident.
You don't mean to tell me Adam's discovered a third state of being apart from smug and angry?!
#TheArchers
You don't mean to tell me Adam's discovered a third state of being apart from smug and angry?!
#TheArchers
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you see this, post four female characters you love
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you see this, post four female characters you love
Reposted by Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧
Dear BBC.. now there’s an opportunity to reshow Alan Bennett’s ‘a question of attribution’ starring Prunella Scales for which she rightly earned a BAFTA nomination. #bbcpm #prunellascales
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Dear BBC.. now there’s an opportunity to reshow Alan Bennett’s ‘a question of attribution’ starring Prunella Scales for which she rightly earned a BAFTA nomination. #bbcpm #prunellascales