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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧
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Bike-crazed military enthusiast. Salad dodging apprentice old codger. Mostly about #TheArchers. Not a Swindoner.
All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
Evening all *dunks fish finger in custard*

As it's #Whomas, a Doctor Who themed question:

Which individual antagonist is the only one to have featured in more than one Doctor's debut story?

Answer at 7:15!

#TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
So we're just not going to talk about the fact that Harry Kim owned a holodeck program in which a big muscly female warrior sleeps with the hero?

Righty ho.

#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"Ooooh, Finlay, is anything worn under the kilt?"

"Ach, Hellqueen hen, no, but there's a few more episodes tae go yet "

#TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Fish fingers, chips and beans for lunch.

#ProperScran
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Is it too much to hope that it's exactly what it says on the board?
I really want to know what’s going on in the class that meets here before mine
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Hang on one banjo-plucking minute.

Strip poker? On a holiday with your close family members?

This is Ambridge, not Alabama!

#TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
#TheArchers In case anyone's wondering about Chris Carter's fantastic strike rate, this is Chris:
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
In case anyone was wondering, yes, I did find that episode a bit hard.

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It was special and memorable.

A funeral wi' nowt taken out.

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Chris, there's a word for telling your ex-wife that you had a shag.

Gloating, I think it is...

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Bread delivery? Just roll with it, don't get a cob on. No need to get crusty...

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm lost. Is Esme saying her Dad was a cow?

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Indeed you can say hell in church. I have said worse and not yet been struck by lightning.

But then, as is well known, I am a saintly, nay, godly figure.

Stop sniggering at the back, front and middle.

#TheArchesr
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Casual sex?

This rather implies the existence of formal sex.

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oh goody, more information that Alice doesn't need and which she will irritatingly fret over...

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Alice is remarkably chill about the fireworks.

Is this Ambridge or Stepford?

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Nothing is unsuitable, Alan...?

*Notes down Number of the Beast and Straight to Hell*

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Don't worry about messing it up, Esme.

You'll have done your best, and unless you actually burn down the wake venue, everyone will be happy.

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Blimey, Neil's actually pulling that bell full circle, half muffled and voluntarily...

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's time for Esme to say her goodbyes.

Three accents in two words.

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
David is forced to intervene.

Hmm. Is he going to throw a bucket of water over Josh and Esme? Or even Pip and Esme? Or Josh and himself?

I'm entirely sure it'll go well and absolutely nothing will go wrong.

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s an emotional day for one resident.

You don't mean to tell me Adam's discovered a third state of being apart from smug and angry?!

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Just dipping in a bit... did someone get exploded tonight?

#TheArchers
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you see this, post four female characters you love
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Reposted by Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧
Dear BBC.. now there’s an opportunity to reshow Alan Bennett’s ‘a question of attribution’ starring Prunella Scales for which she rightly earned a BAFTA nomination. #bbcpm #prunellascales
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM