Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧
@charlienotton.bsky.social
Bike-crazed military enthusiast. Salad dodging apprentice old codger. Mostly about #TheArchers. Not a Swindoner.
All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Articles 39 and 40 of Magna Carta plainly mean fuck all these days.
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/nov...
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/nov...
Labour’s plan to slash jury trials at odds with past Starmer calls to expand them
PM once advocated for all criminal cases to be heard before juries even those at magistrates court level, it has emerged
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Articles 39 and 40 of Magna Carta plainly mean fuck all these days.
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/nov...
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/nov...
Is it scam week again?
Has Hellqueen been diddled whilst in the Highlands?
Is there a Leonard lookalike going round charming old dears?
#TheArchers
Has Hellqueen been diddled whilst in the Highlands?
Is there a Leonard lookalike going round charming old dears?
#TheArchers
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Is it scam week again?
Has Hellqueen been diddled whilst in the Highlands?
Is there a Leonard lookalike going round charming old dears?
#TheArchers
Has Hellqueen been diddled whilst in the Highlands?
Is there a Leonard lookalike going round charming old dears?
#TheArchers
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Evening all *dunks fish finger in custard*
As it's #Whomas, a Doctor Who themed question:
Which individual antagonist is the only one to have featured in more than one Doctor's debut story?
Answer at 7:15!
#TheArchers
As it's #Whomas, a Doctor Who themed question:
Which individual antagonist is the only one to have featured in more than one Doctor's debut story?
Answer at 7:15!
#TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Evening all *dunks fish finger in custard*
As it's #Whomas, a Doctor Who themed question:
Which individual antagonist is the only one to have featured in more than one Doctor's debut story?
Answer at 7:15!
#TheArchers
As it's #Whomas, a Doctor Who themed question:
Which individual antagonist is the only one to have featured in more than one Doctor's debut story?
Answer at 7:15!
#TheArchers
So we're just not going to talk about the fact that Harry Kim owned a holodeck program in which a big muscly female warrior sleeps with the hero?
Righty ho.
#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
Righty ho.
#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
So we're just not going to talk about the fact that Harry Kim owned a holodeck program in which a big muscly female warrior sleeps with the hero?
Righty ho.
#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
Righty ho.
#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
"Ooooh, Finlay, is anything worn under the kilt?"
"Ach, Hellqueen hen, no, but there's a few more episodes tae go yet "
#TheArchers
"Ach, Hellqueen hen, no, but there's a few more episodes tae go yet "
#TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
"Ooooh, Finlay, is anything worn under the kilt?"
"Ach, Hellqueen hen, no, but there's a few more episodes tae go yet "
#TheArchers
"Ach, Hellqueen hen, no, but there's a few more episodes tae go yet "
#TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Is it too much to hope that it's exactly what it says on the board?
I really want to know what’s going on in the class that meets here before mine
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Is it too much to hope that it's exactly what it says on the board?
Hang on one banjo-plucking minute.
Strip poker? On a holiday with your close family members?
This is Ambridge, not Alabama!
#TheArchers
Strip poker? On a holiday with your close family members?
This is Ambridge, not Alabama!
#TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Hang on one banjo-plucking minute.
Strip poker? On a holiday with your close family members?
This is Ambridge, not Alabama!
#TheArchers
Strip poker? On a holiday with your close family members?
This is Ambridge, not Alabama!
#TheArchers
#TheArchers In case anyone's wondering about Chris Carter's fantastic strike rate, this is Chris:
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
#TheArchers In case anyone's wondering about Chris Carter's fantastic strike rate, this is Chris:
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Chris, there's a word for telling your ex-wife that you had a shag.
Gloating, I think it is...
#TheArchers
Gloating, I think it is...
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Chris, there's a word for telling your ex-wife that you had a shag.
Gloating, I think it is...
#TheArchers
Gloating, I think it is...
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Indeed you can say hell in church. I have said worse and not yet been struck by lightning.
But then, as is well known, I am a saintly, nay, godly figure.
Stop sniggering at the back, front and middle.
#TheArchesr
But then, as is well known, I am a saintly, nay, godly figure.
Stop sniggering at the back, front and middle.
#TheArchesr
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Indeed you can say hell in church. I have said worse and not yet been struck by lightning.
But then, as is well known, I am a saintly, nay, godly figure.
Stop sniggering at the back, front and middle.
#TheArchesr
But then, as is well known, I am a saintly, nay, godly figure.
Stop sniggering at the back, front and middle.
#TheArchesr
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oh goody, more information that Alice doesn't need and which she will irritatingly fret over...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oh goody, more information that Alice doesn't need and which she will irritatingly fret over...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Don't worry about messing it up, Esme.
You'll have done your best, and unless you actually burn down the wake venue, everyone will be happy.
#TheArchers
You'll have done your best, and unless you actually burn down the wake venue, everyone will be happy.
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Don't worry about messing it up, Esme.
You'll have done your best, and unless you actually burn down the wake venue, everyone will be happy.
#TheArchers
You'll have done your best, and unless you actually burn down the wake venue, everyone will be happy.
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM