Chaoticat
@chaoticat24.bsky.social
23,
he/him,
Musical lover, furry, chaos deity, etc.
he/him,
Musical lover, furry, chaos deity, etc.
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Pamela Jo Bondi coldly ignoring the Epstein survivors as she memorizes her next irrelevant lie to protect one of the main perpetrators.
February 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Pamela Jo Bondi coldly ignoring the Epstein survivors as she memorizes her next irrelevant lie to protect one of the main perpetrators.
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"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
He's literally a barrel of moonshine with legs.
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
He's literally a barrel of moonshine with legs.
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its genuinely so funny that conservatives feel under attack if they hear someone speaking spanish
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
its genuinely so funny that conservatives feel under attack if they hear someone speaking spanish
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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Some context from that Lays ad.
People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.
People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.
Lay’s revamps to make clear that chips are made from potatoes | Capital Press
Lay's will revamp its brand after 42% of consumers didn't know their potato chips come from potatoes.
capitalpress.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Some context from that Lays ad.
People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.
People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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Gazette Ichthyology Factoid: When fish laugh too hard, they dry their pants.
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Gazette Ichthyology Factoid: When fish laugh too hard, they dry their pants.
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We can expect no honesty, no decency, and no humanity from this Presidential administration. It will be like this until the microsecond he leaves.
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM
We can expect no honesty, no decency, and no humanity from this Presidential administration. It will be like this until the microsecond he leaves.
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A stunning photo of dark clouds topped with a bright rainbow, a rare event called cloud iridescence
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 AM
A stunning photo of dark clouds topped with a bright rainbow, a rare event called cloud iridescence
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I wake up every morning hoping the tv will have a special report telling us this nightmare is over. We have two things in our favor. One he’s not healthy, and two, he’s old. And I’m glad that I’m young enough to see that day. 🔄
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I wake up every morning hoping the tv will have a special report telling us this nightmare is over. We have two things in our favor. One he’s not healthy, and two, he’s old. And I’m glad that I’m young enough to see that day. 🔄
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You could fit so many ped@philes in here
February 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
You could fit so many ped@philes in here
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US Marshal from ICE in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer.
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
US Marshal from ICE in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer.
I need a scientific explanation as to why he's still alive.
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I need a scientific explanation as to why he's still alive.
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Welcome to Paris.
February 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Welcome to Paris.
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Current state of the White House:
February 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Current state of the White House:
2026 is gonna be one of those years, huh?
January 30, 2026 at 9:56 PM
2026 is gonna be one of those years, huh?
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
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Since the documents aren’t coming, Congress should move immediately to declare all Epstein‑ and Trump‑linked Non‑Disclosure Agreements unenforceable, allowing silenced and frightened women to come forward—if they choose—and tell their stories freely.
January 26, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Since the documents aren’t coming, Congress should move immediately to declare all Epstein‑ and Trump‑linked Non‑Disclosure Agreements unenforceable, allowing silenced and frightened women to come forward—if they choose—and tell their stories freely.
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Rest in Peace Alex Jeffrey Pretti🙏🏾 The VA ICU Nurses send him off right 💔
January 26, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Rest in Peace Alex Jeffrey Pretti🙏🏾 The VA ICU Nurses send him off right 💔
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"The Muppets are for kids"
January 25, 2026 at 3:52 AM
"The Muppets are for kids"
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Why do we have to go through all this so one man can stay out of prison?
January 24, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Why do we have to go through all this so one man can stay out of prison?
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The Bloody Massacre by Paul Revere, 1770.
January 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The Bloody Massacre by Paul Revere, 1770.