Pete
@chaotica24.bsky.social
i'm just a guy, y'know. Don't hate me.
I assume $88.88 would be a 'meaningful donation' in these peoples eyes...? 🤔
September 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I assume $88.88 would be a 'meaningful donation' in these peoples eyes...? 🤔
today I learned:
1. women love it when you curate a playlist on Spotify for them.
2. women hate it when you get AI to write country and western songs about them being a poopy head.
My favourite is Poopy Head Blues. Very Johnny Cash, if he had a scatological fetish.
1. women love it when you curate a playlist on Spotify for them.
2. women hate it when you get AI to write country and western songs about them being a poopy head.
My favourite is Poopy Head Blues. Very Johnny Cash, if he had a scatological fetish.
July 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
today I learned:
1. women love it when you curate a playlist on Spotify for them.
2. women hate it when you get AI to write country and western songs about them being a poopy head.
My favourite is Poopy Head Blues. Very Johnny Cash, if he had a scatological fetish.
1. women love it when you curate a playlist on Spotify for them.
2. women hate it when you get AI to write country and western songs about them being a poopy head.
My favourite is Poopy Head Blues. Very Johnny Cash, if he had a scatological fetish.
I don't post here very much, because everyone else posts what I feel much more eloquently than I could...
June 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I don't post here very much, because everyone else posts what I feel much more eloquently than I could...
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Skateboarding dude.
Hero of the day. It has to be this kid! He stood all alone while LAPD took shots at him. Kid stood his ground and danced a bit, which pissed off the Nazis more! They tear gassed him. Finally the kid walked slowly away, turning just once to give them the finger! Respect. ✊
Hero of the day. It has to be this kid! He stood all alone while LAPD took shots at him. Kid stood his ground and danced a bit, which pissed off the Nazis more! They tear gassed him. Finally the kid walked slowly away, turning just once to give them the finger! Respect. ✊
June 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Skateboarding dude.
Hero of the day. It has to be this kid! He stood all alone while LAPD took shots at him. Kid stood his ground and danced a bit, which pissed off the Nazis more! They tear gassed him. Finally the kid walked slowly away, turning just once to give them the finger! Respect. ✊
Hero of the day. It has to be this kid! He stood all alone while LAPD took shots at him. Kid stood his ground and danced a bit, which pissed off the Nazis more! They tear gassed him. Finally the kid walked slowly away, turning just once to give them the finger! Respect. ✊
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"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
February 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
Original by Zez Vaz , apparently, via Dom Joly...
... but the angles slightly annoy me. Up your perspective game, Zaz, ypu slightly annoying bugger!
... but the angles slightly annoy me. Up your perspective game, Zaz, ypu slightly annoying bugger!
February 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Original by Zez Vaz , apparently, via Dom Joly...
... but the angles slightly annoy me. Up your perspective game, Zaz, ypu slightly annoying bugger!
... but the angles slightly annoy me. Up your perspective game, Zaz, ypu slightly annoying bugger!
That is an excellent question, Mr. Bickle... 🤔
February 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
That is an excellent question, Mr. Bickle... 🤔
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Um. What did I just watch?
January 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Um. What did I just watch?
And so, it begins...🤔
January 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
And so, it begins...🤔
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Flashback to 2020:
CA official: "If we ignore the science and put our head in the sand... we're not going to succeed together protecting Californians."
Trump: "It'll start getting cooler. You just watch."
"I wish science agreed with you."
Trump: "I don’t think science knows, actually."
CA official: "If we ignore the science and put our head in the sand... we're not going to succeed together protecting Californians."
Trump: "It'll start getting cooler. You just watch."
"I wish science agreed with you."
Trump: "I don’t think science knows, actually."
January 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Flashback to 2020:
CA official: "If we ignore the science and put our head in the sand... we're not going to succeed together protecting Californians."
Trump: "It'll start getting cooler. You just watch."
"I wish science agreed with you."
Trump: "I don’t think science knows, actually."
CA official: "If we ignore the science and put our head in the sand... we're not going to succeed together protecting Californians."
Trump: "It'll start getting cooler. You just watch."
"I wish science agreed with you."
Trump: "I don’t think science knows, actually."
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It would work if your executives weren’t ontologically Evil
January 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It would work if your executives weren’t ontologically Evil
I am pretty sure that crazy cat ladies are crazy cat ladies because their last boyfriend looked exactly like this guy...
This guy is up for adoption at my local animal shelter, in case anyone is looking for a guy like this.
January 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I am pretty sure that crazy cat ladies are crazy cat ladies because their last boyfriend looked exactly like this guy...
Dear FBI... Can you stop calling these people lone wolves please? Wolves do not have opposable thumbs and cannot drive cars. Plus, they are kinda cute/ badass...
Can you start calling them lone arseholes?Or as a brit , maybe 'lone wankers' ... ?🤔
Can you start calling them lone arseholes?Or as a brit , maybe 'lone wankers' ... ?🤔
January 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Dear FBI... Can you stop calling these people lone wolves please? Wolves do not have opposable thumbs and cannot drive cars. Plus, they are kinda cute/ badass...
Can you start calling them lone arseholes?Or as a brit , maybe 'lone wankers' ... ?🤔
Can you start calling them lone arseholes?Or as a brit , maybe 'lone wankers' ... ?🤔
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Wait, I’m sorry…if the truck blows up, it locks you in?
January 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Wait, I’m sorry…if the truck blows up, it locks you in?
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Massive celebrations sweep across Syria as the nation ushers in 2025, marking the start of a new era free from the former Assad regime. This footage captures the jubilant atmosphere in Damascus.
December 31, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Massive celebrations sweep across Syria as the nation ushers in 2025, marking the start of a new era free from the former Assad regime. This footage captures the jubilant atmosphere in Damascus.
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Part of me is sad I’ll never enjoy new year’s eve fireworks again
December 29, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Part of me is sad I’ll never enjoy new year’s eve fireworks again
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Jimmy refused to put one toe in 2025. Can you blame him?
December 29, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Jimmy refused to put one toe in 2025. Can you blame him?
the value of Pi is (£4.50 /700g)/serves 2...
I will leave it to a better mathematician than me to get it more precise.
I will leave it to a better mathematician than me to get it more precise.
December 25, 2024 at 2:06 PM
the value of Pi is (£4.50 /700g)/serves 2...
I will leave it to a better mathematician than me to get it more precise.
I will leave it to a better mathematician than me to get it more precise.
My grandfather hanged himself last Christmas day..... 😢
Out of respect , we didn't take him down until the fifth of january.
Out of respect , we didn't take him down until the fifth of january.
December 25, 2024 at 12:10 PM
My grandfather hanged himself last Christmas day..... 😢
Out of respect , we didn't take him down until the fifth of january.
Out of respect , we didn't take him down until the fifth of january.
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Friendly reminder, if you want your Holy infant to be both tender and mild, you'll want to start preheating your oven now
December 24, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Friendly reminder, if you want your Holy infant to be both tender and mild, you'll want to start preheating your oven now
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The Simpsons have been right 34 times 🤔
Just sayin, be patient 😉
Cheers
💙
Just sayin, be patient 😉
Cheers
💙
December 25, 2024 at 7:38 AM
The Simpsons have been right 34 times 🤔
Just sayin, be patient 😉
Cheers
💙
Just sayin, be patient 😉
Cheers
💙