kristen 🪴
@chaospixiekristen.bsky.social
i have no clue what i’m doing <3 she/they • 26
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pisces ☀︎ virgo ☾ leo ↑ //loves to yap//beverage girly//📍middle of nowhere//🥾🧊
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pisces ☀︎ virgo ☾ leo ↑ //loves to yap//beverage girly//📍middle of nowhere//🥾🧊
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more than anything
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
more than anything
one year ago i had my tubes removed 🥹🥹 words cannot describe how grateful i am for that and for the medical providers who said “ok. let’s do it” no questions asked. every person wanting such a procedure deserves access 🖤 #childfree
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
one year ago i had my tubes removed 🥹🥹 words cannot describe how grateful i am for that and for the medical providers who said “ok. let’s do it” no questions asked. every person wanting such a procedure deserves access 🖤 #childfree
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accidentally roped myself into making artichoke dip for a potluck at my local dive bar on sunday lmfaooo 😭😭 i don’t even work there but i’m on the fucking potluck list now!!! being a regular at a dive is like a glorious fever dream honestly
February 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
accidentally roped myself into making artichoke dip for a potluck at my local dive bar on sunday lmfaooo 😭😭 i don’t even work there but i’m on the fucking potluck list now!!! being a regular at a dive is like a glorious fever dream honestly
new job application is officially submitted 😛🤞🏼 omfg i hope i get it
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
new job application is officially submitted 😛🤞🏼 omfg i hope i get it
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ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
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the cutest little torch 🥺🔥🧋💕
is it impractical? yes. do i still love it? oh fuck yea
is it impractical? yes. do i still love it? oh fuck yea
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
the cutest little torch 🥺🔥🧋💕
is it impractical? yes. do i still love it? oh fuck yea
is it impractical? yes. do i still love it? oh fuck yea
depression day regimen 🫠🍯🥤💤
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
depression day regimen 🫠🍯🥤💤
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Upon rewatching the Fosters for the first time since I was a teenager I think Brandon should be put in the pit of despair
September 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Upon rewatching the Fosters for the first time since I was a teenager I think Brandon should be put in the pit of despair
revisiting this platform in the hopes that it finally sticks. i ditched tiktok and miss this kind of site terribly
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
revisiting this platform in the hopes that it finally sticks. i ditched tiktok and miss this kind of site terribly
playing hayday on your phone while at the bar is a vibe idc
April 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
playing hayday on your phone while at the bar is a vibe idc
not me explaining findom to my 92 year old grandmother
December 9, 2024 at 2:53 PM
not me explaining findom to my 92 year old grandmother
clocking in for just a 4 hour shift is one of life’s small pleasures
November 29, 2024 at 1:50 PM
clocking in for just a 4 hour shift is one of life’s small pleasures
spending the holiday watching the two best bob’s burgers episodes w/ my love (turkey in a can & an indecent thanksgiving proposal) and i can’t think of a better way to celebrate
November 28, 2024 at 9:21 PM
spending the holiday watching the two best bob’s burgers episodes w/ my love (turkey in a can & an indecent thanksgiving proposal) and i can’t think of a better way to celebrate
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Can definitely tell mercury is in reggaeton right now the way people are acting
November 28, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Can definitely tell mercury is in reggaeton right now the way people are acting
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If I could count on my hands how many times I’ve had to share the restroom with a trans person I still wouldn’t know the answer, because I’m not a creep and I just go to the bathroom to use the bathroom
November 28, 2024 at 12:44 AM
If I could count on my hands how many times I’ve had to share the restroom with a trans person I still wouldn’t know the answer, because I’m not a creep and I just go to the bathroom to use the bathroom
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mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus
November 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM
mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus
hopping on a new social media site right at the beginning of mercury retrograde is a wild move but i’m doing it
November 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
hopping on a new social media site right at the beginning of mercury retrograde is a wild move but i’m doing it