playing hayday on your phone while at the bar is a vibe idc

playing hayday at the bar is a vibe idc idc idc

not me explaining findom to my 92 year old grandmother

clocking in for just a 4 hour shift is one of life’s small pleasures

spending the holiday watching the two best bob’s burgers episodes w/ my love (turkey in a can & an indecent thanksgiving proposal) and i can’t think of a better way to celebrate

Can definitely tell mercury is in reggaeton right now the way people are acting

If I could count on my hands how many times I’ve had to share the restroom with a trans person I still wouldn’t know the answer, because I’m not a creep and I just go to the bathroom to use the bathroom

mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus

hopping on a new social media site right at the beginning of mercury retrograde is a wild move but i’m doing it