Alex
@chaoscaptured.bsky.social
Artist, cosplayer, mom, and overall mess.
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Alex
@chaoscaptured.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Might as well do the thing. #promosky
🧚♂️ Cosplay
👾 Retro Games
👩🎨 Artists
😈 Punk Culture
👽 Futurama
🙃 The Simpsons
🧙🏻♂️ Skyrim
👻 Paranormal
🎶 Any Music
🐈⬛ Cats (animal not musical)
♻️ Upcycling
🎃 Halloween
💪🏻 Activism
🧸 Parenthood
👀 Memes
Let’s moot so my feed is primed.
🧚♂️ Cosplay
👾 Retro Games
👩🎨 Artists
😈 Punk Culture
👽 Futurama
🙃 The Simpsons
🧙🏻♂️ Skyrim
👻 Paranormal
🎶 Any Music
🐈⬛ Cats (animal not musical)
♻️ Upcycling
🎃 Halloween
💪🏻 Activism
🧸 Parenthood
👀 Memes
Let’s moot so my feed is primed.
11 year old shoots his dad over an argument about video games:
Right: “Oh he’s just a kid. He doesn’t understand what he did.”
ICE arrests a 5 year old:
Right: “FUCKIN GET THAT BITCH”
Right: “Oh he’s just a kid. He doesn’t understand what he did.”
ICE arrests a 5 year old:
Right: “FUCKIN GET THAT BITCH”
January 22, 2026 at 5:38 AM
11 year old shoots his dad over an argument about video games:
Right: “Oh he’s just a kid. He doesn’t understand what he did.”
ICE arrests a 5 year old:
Right: “FUCKIN GET THAT BITCH”
Right: “Oh he’s just a kid. He doesn’t understand what he did.”
ICE arrests a 5 year old:
Right: “FUCKIN GET THAT BITCH”
My baby somehow got a perfume bottle and even more somehow got it completely open and poured on my couch all within the two minutes of me peeing one room over. 🫠
January 20, 2026 at 3:20 AM
My baby somehow got a perfume bottle and even more somehow got it completely open and poured on my couch all within the two minutes of me peeing one room over. 🫠
Talk me out of making a mug of coffee
January 18, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Talk me out of making a mug of coffee
Reposted by Alex
GOOD NIGHT,
DAGMAR
DAGMAR
January 16, 2026 at 6:53 AM
GOOD NIGHT,
DAGMAR
DAGMAR
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In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
I just found ramen in my pantry that’s older than the pandemic. Think I can still enter the 2018 sweepstakes?
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I just found ramen in my pantry that’s older than the pandemic. Think I can still enter the 2018 sweepstakes?
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I think if you wanted to end nick shirley's whole career, you'd just have to say "Shirley you can't be serious". What's he gonna say? "Don't call me shirely"? That's your name you dumb bitch
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I think if you wanted to end nick shirley's whole career, you'd just have to say "Shirley you can't be serious". What's he gonna say? "Don't call me shirely"? That's your name you dumb bitch
Sure is a bunch of “Everybody deserves the right to be seen in trial no matter what the crime” coming from the “just send em back” crew today
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sure is a bunch of “Everybody deserves the right to be seen in trial no matter what the crime” coming from the “just send em back” crew today
I can’t wait for my Facebook wrapped to drop so I can see how many fights I got into with strangers.
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I can’t wait for my Facebook wrapped to drop so I can see how many fights I got into with strangers.
I’m about 5 seconds away from a Little Red Hen crash out.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I’m about 5 seconds away from a Little Red Hen crash out.
So he wasn’t just hiding the files because he was in them? He was hiding them because he didn’t want people to know that he got bullied by a p3do?
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
So he wasn’t just hiding the files because he was in them? He was hiding them because he didn’t want people to know that he got bullied by a p3do?
My 1 year old kept making ghost noises while trick or treating tonight. I was so proud.
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
My 1 year old kept making ghost noises while trick or treating tonight. I was so proud.
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There have been two hosts in the history of Reading Rainbow. The Legend of Literacy, LeVar Burton! And... me, Mychal Threets, a librarian 🥹🤯
I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨
youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU
I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨
youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU
October 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
There have been two hosts in the history of Reading Rainbow. The Legend of Literacy, LeVar Burton! And... me, Mychal Threets, a librarian 🥹🤯
I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨
youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU
I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨
youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU
Does everybody’s 5 year old ask why we don’t have an underground bunker yet or is that just a my kid thing?
September 6, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Does everybody’s 5 year old ask why we don’t have an underground bunker yet or is that just a my kid thing?
Fun fact: I will fact check the fuck out of a motherfucker do not tempt me
August 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Fun fact: I will fact check the fuck out of a motherfucker do not tempt me
Ohhhh. Florida is mad at the gays because they were told to close down their alligator camp. Got it.
August 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Ohhhh. Florida is mad at the gays because they were told to close down their alligator camp. Got it.
I hope @levarburton.bsky.social is having a good day.
August 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I hope @levarburton.bsky.social is having a good day.
Sure. Let’s erase all the “negative” museum displays. In fact, just in case, let’s just show white men succeeding. That’ll make our country seem better.
August 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sure. Let’s erase all the “negative” museum displays. In fact, just in case, let’s just show white men succeeding. That’ll make our country seem better.
What GIF pops up when you search your name?
August 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What GIF pops up when you search your name?
Any time I see a comment starting with “Here’s what ChatGPT says” or something similar, I just assume that they have no real opinions or critical thinking skills and move on with my day without reading it.
August 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Any time I see a comment starting with “Here’s what ChatGPT says” or something similar, I just assume that they have no real opinions or critical thinking skills and move on with my day without reading it.
I just want to have a permanent home for my kids without the constant risk of rent increase or eviction for reporting what’s falling apart too often. Also I don’t dig strangers having keys to my house and coming in whenever they want. 👀
August 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I just want to have a permanent home for my kids without the constant risk of rent increase or eviction for reporting what’s falling apart too often. Also I don’t dig strangers having keys to my house and coming in whenever they want. 👀
We’ve been trying so so hard to build a house since February and we’re getting hit with every road block possible. Send calming thoughts please.
August 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
We’ve been trying so so hard to build a house since February and we’re getting hit with every road block possible. Send calming thoughts please.
Parent Trap 2: Third Time’s The Charm needs to happen now that Disney has reclaimed Lohan.
August 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Parent Trap 2: Third Time’s The Charm needs to happen now that Disney has reclaimed Lohan.
My birthday was a series of unfortunate events but you can’t take my optimism dammit. 😤
July 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My birthday was a series of unfortunate events but you can’t take my optimism dammit. 😤