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chaoscaptured.bsky.social
Alex
@chaoscaptured.bsky.social
Artist, cosplayer, mom, and overall mess.
I’m assuming @hankgreen.bsky.social ran out of his adhd meds today because this is relatable af.
June 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Everybody’s been doing Stardew Valley fancasts on Facebook so I pulled together my picks for VOs for an imaginary animation. The townsfolk were way easier than the waifus.
June 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
People are saying this is left vs right. What I see is police induced violence vs extreme capitalism?
June 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

..I mean I GUESS.
June 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I’ll never get over this. I used to play Minecraft on my laptop at 12 FPS. Now I have a machine that does this with Fallout?
June 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
June 2, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Me watching the Minecraft movie with my 4 year old and seeing all the Easter eggs
May 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Newest Really Good Idea™️:
Tackle box for the house’s first aid kit.
May 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Happy World Goth Day or whatever from your favorite tired mom in pjs.
May 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Say Alex… why do you keep your phone on almost a constant Do Not Disturb?
May 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I made this button because I thought it was funny and now I have nowhere to sell it because it goes against community market standards 😂
May 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
May 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
April 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
April 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Legitimate question: Do I make a sticker with my label maker that says (thank god I’m funky) to put under the TGIF?
April 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
WIP art piece
April 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Quick preview of my newest art drops
April 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
April 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
$3.50 for 1/3 of a potato. Thanks Taco Bell. 🥲
April 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I think she likes me.
#late #caturday
April 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Random art drop because why not?

#upcycled #owls #art #artistsofbsky
April 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Here’s the new guy. 😩
March 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This princess has cost me more money than my other three cats combined. Of course I had to take in the stray that had a gum infection. 🥲
#caturday #catsofbsky
March 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
A fucking HANDSAW. It took hours to get this guy cut down to fire wood. 😫
March 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Quick appreciation post of how well my spinner turned out for my son’s boredom buster. He can’t think of anything to do ever when he’s bored so we’re making a spinner of activity suggestions for him to use.
March 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM