ShugarPakket
@cgusmann.bsky.social
Author of Anh Nguyen and the Discordian and Through Dark Into Light. Cancer survivor. Scrolls streaming services more than he watches them. Needs a fit check for his napalm era.
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OLYMPIANS SAVE THE WORLD
After the world's militaries are decimated by an alien invasion, a desperate U.S. military recruits Olympic athletes to fight back.
#screenpit #scriptsky
After the world's militaries are decimated by an alien invasion, a desperate U.S. military recruits Olympic athletes to fight back.
#screenpit #scriptsky
This tracks, considering what a struggle my budget is right now.
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
This tracks, considering what a struggle my budget is right now.
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Showroom: Trapped in an IKEA showroom of their past, a couple must navigate years of built up resentment to survive the adjustment of an empty nest. Eternal Sunshine x IKEA #Screenpit #Co #Fea #LBu #scriptsky #filmsky
December 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Showroom: Trapped in an IKEA showroom of their past, a couple must navigate years of built up resentment to survive the adjustment of an empty nest. Eternal Sunshine x IKEA #Screenpit #Co #Fea #LBu #scriptsky #filmsky
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EPOCH
When an exploratory mission is stranded on the far side of the Sun, a detached Commander must learn to connect in order to save his crew from an alien virus turning them into monsters. The Thing meets Sunshine.
#SFi #Ho #Th #Dr #Div #Pi #Re #CFin #ISA #SeRe #ScreenPit #ScriptSky #ScriptSky+
When an exploratory mission is stranded on the far side of the Sun, a detached Commander must learn to connect in order to save his crew from an alien virus turning them into monsters. The Thing meets Sunshine.
#SFi #Ho #Th #Dr #Div #Pi #Re #CFin #ISA #SeRe #ScreenPit #ScriptSky #ScriptSky+
December 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
EPOCH
When an exploratory mission is stranded on the far side of the Sun, a detached Commander must learn to connect in order to save his crew from an alien virus turning them into monsters. The Thing meets Sunshine.
#SFi #Ho #Th #Dr #Div #Pi #Re #CFin #ISA #SeRe #ScreenPit #ScriptSky #ScriptSky+
When an exploratory mission is stranded on the far side of the Sun, a detached Commander must learn to connect in order to save his crew from an alien virus turning them into monsters. The Thing meets Sunshine.
#SFi #Ho #Th #Dr #Div #Pi #Re #CFin #ISA #SeRe #ScreenPit #ScriptSky #ScriptSky+
Two seemed excessive, anyway.
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Two seemed excessive, anyway.
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When an octoid mercenary discovers a drug that taps into the secrets of the crystalline alien species he and his crew have been exterminating, the truths revealed change his life just as he approaches his time to die and reproduce.
#screenpit #sfi #ac #fea #re
#screenpit #sfi #ac #fea #re
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When an octoid mercenary discovers a drug that taps into the secrets of the crystalline alien species he and his crew have been exterminating, the truths revealed change his life just as he approaches his time to die and reproduce.
#screenpit #sfi #ac #fea #re
#screenpit #sfi #ac #fea #re
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THE IRREGULARS
When four teens cosplay as superheroes to live out their comic book fantasies, they discover a real life alien invasion-and may just end up saving the world! It's The Avengers meets Goonies.
#Screenpit #Fea #Fam #Com #Adventure #PG
When four teens cosplay as superheroes to live out their comic book fantasies, they discover a real life alien invasion-and may just end up saving the world! It's The Avengers meets Goonies.
#Screenpit #Fea #Fam #Com #Adventure #PG
December 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
THE IRREGULARS
When four teens cosplay as superheroes to live out their comic book fantasies, they discover a real life alien invasion-and may just end up saving the world! It's The Avengers meets Goonies.
#Screenpit #Fea #Fam #Com #Adventure #PG
When four teens cosplay as superheroes to live out their comic book fantasies, they discover a real life alien invasion-and may just end up saving the world! It's The Avengers meets Goonies.
#Screenpit #Fea #Fam #Com #Adventure #PG
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SATANIC PANIC ATTACK: After trying to resurrect her dead dog, a free-spirited woman inadvertently opens up a portal to Hell in her backyard. When a demon crawls out and possesses her, her routine-driven husband must work with the demon's older brother to save his wife and his marriage.
#ScreenPit
#ScreenPit
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
SATANIC PANIC ATTACK: After trying to resurrect her dead dog, a free-spirited woman inadvertently opens up a portal to Hell in her backyard. When a demon crawls out and possesses her, her routine-driven husband must work with the demon's older brother to save his wife and his marriage.
#ScreenPit
#ScreenPit
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HORRORSCOPE - When a woman from the "big city" returns to her small hometown to anonymously write the horoscopes for her father’s newspaper, her new dream job causes nightmares for the locals as her good intentions mess with the stars.
#screenpit #RoCo #Fea #4Q #ISA #WrWo
#screenpit #RoCo #Fea #4Q #ISA #WrWo
December 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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DECEPTION
A weary salvage crew investigates a derelict space station, only to uncover a malignant presence capable of bending reality, fracturing minds, and turning crewmates into monsters, forcing them to confront their own ghosts to survive.
#ScreenPit #ScriptSky #Fea #Ho #SFi
A weary salvage crew investigates a derelict space station, only to uncover a malignant presence capable of bending reality, fracturing minds, and turning crewmates into monsters, forcing them to confront their own ghosts to survive.
#ScreenPit #ScriptSky #Fea #Ho #SFi
December 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
DECEPTION
A weary salvage crew investigates a derelict space station, only to uncover a malignant presence capable of bending reality, fracturing minds, and turning crewmates into monsters, forcing them to confront their own ghosts to survive.
#ScreenPit #ScriptSky #Fea #Ho #SFi
A weary salvage crew investigates a derelict space station, only to uncover a malignant presence capable of bending reality, fracturing minds, and turning crewmates into monsters, forcing them to confront their own ghosts to survive.
#ScreenPit #ScriptSky #Fea #Ho #SFi
That's a good point. Does seem a lot easier.
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
That's a good point. Does seem a lot easier.
OLYMPIANS SAVE THE WORLD
After the world's militaries are decimated by an alien invasion, a desperate U.S. military recruits Olympic athletes to fight back.
#screenpit #scriptsky
After the world's militaries are decimated by an alien invasion, a desperate U.S. military recruits Olympic athletes to fight back.
#screenpit #scriptsky
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
OLYMPIANS SAVE THE WORLD
After the world's militaries are decimated by an alien invasion, a desperate U.S. military recruits Olympic athletes to fight back.
#screenpit #scriptsky
After the world's militaries are decimated by an alien invasion, a desperate U.S. military recruits Olympic athletes to fight back.
#screenpit #scriptsky
Obligatory picture of my holiday season physical media haul.
December 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Obligatory picture of my holiday season physical media haul.
Yeah, no, that's nice and all. Was hoping for seven, but six is fine, too. No big.
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Yeah, no, that's nice and all. Was hoping for seven, but six is fine, too. No big.
I think his priorities can use some work, but he's young yet.
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I think his priorities can use some work, but he's young yet.
But then he might have told me that he spends 20 minutes every morning cleaning his dick with a toothbrush, and then wraps it in plastic before he leaves the house, which would have been TMI, ya know?
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
But then he might have told me that he spends 20 minutes every morning cleaning his dick with a toothbrush, and then wraps it in plastic before he leaves the house, which would have been TMI, ya know?
I have used a custom-built LLM in my job as a proposal manager to build "quick" first drafts against right deadlines, and one of the major issues is that it doesn't understand context. It will pull info from a source that sounds great, tell me the source, and when I check it's totally out of context
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I have used a custom-built LLM in my job as a proposal manager to build "quick" first drafts against right deadlines, and one of the major issues is that it doesn't understand context. It will pull info from a source that sounds great, tell me the source, and when I check it's totally out of context
Back when I worked in a machine shop, I noticed one of my coworkers pee without washing his hands. I called him out and he said, "I know where my dick has been, but I don't know where my hands have been."
Perhaps the man tonight subscribes to the same philosophy?
Perhaps the man tonight subscribes to the same philosophy?
December 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Back when I worked in a machine shop, I noticed one of my coworkers pee without washing his hands. I called him out and he said, "I know where my dick has been, but I don't know where my hands have been."
Perhaps the man tonight subscribes to the same philosophy?
Perhaps the man tonight subscribes to the same philosophy?
Saw something interesting tonight. At a restaurant, a man came into the bathroom while I was at the urinal, and immediately washed his hands. Then, he used the urinal, did not wash his hands after, and left.
I'm still confused by the order of operations. But, something in my past might explain.
I'm still confused by the order of operations. But, something in my past might explain.
December 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Saw something interesting tonight. At a restaurant, a man came into the bathroom while I was at the urinal, and immediately washed his hands. Then, he used the urinal, did not wash his hands after, and left.
I'm still confused by the order of operations. But, something in my past might explain.
I'm still confused by the order of operations. But, something in my past might explain.
I'll file a complaint with his HR team for ageism on your behalf.
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I'll file a complaint with his HR team for ageism on your behalf.
I also asked Santa for you to sell a screenplay.
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I also asked Santa for you to sell a screenplay.
I saw Ali Wong's show once, and she had a joke about how women comedians have a lot of trauma to pull from, and so could be successful early, whereas men had to wait to build up enough trauma to be funny, which is why most of the successful male comedians you see are older.
Felt true.
Felt true.
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I saw Ali Wong's show once, and she had a joke about how women comedians have a lot of trauma to pull from, and so could be successful early, whereas men had to wait to build up enough trauma to be funny, which is why most of the successful male comedians you see are older.
Felt true.
Felt true.
Wattpad has a huge readership and some nice perks, but it's also highly competitive and definitely favors certain genres (*cough* billionaire romance *cough*) over others.
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Wattpad has a huge readership and some nice perks, but it's also highly competitive and definitely favors certain genres (*cough* billionaire romance *cough*) over others.
Fun fact about me: When I first discovered IMDB in the early aughts, I spent hours browsing the database by year. Somewhere along the way IMDB did away with that feature, which broke my heart. I searched high and low for it, but it's gone.
And then I recently discovered that Letterboxd has it!
And then I recently discovered that Letterboxd has it!
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Fun fact about me: When I first discovered IMDB in the early aughts, I spent hours browsing the database by year. Somewhere along the way IMDB did away with that feature, which broke my heart. I searched high and low for it, but it's gone.
And then I recently discovered that Letterboxd has it!
And then I recently discovered that Letterboxd has it!