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Not always nice. Not always a bitch. Usually somewhere in between. Official nominee for maker of potato salad for all Antifa meetings.
I am a certified flying monkey trainer. 🧙♀️🐒
I am a certified flying monkey trainer. 🧙♀️🐒
Pinned
And damned if we're not stuck under the big top with the clowns.
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Saw on the front page that the Viewpoint section has a tribute of sorts for cartoonist Steve Benson and was looking forward to reading it. Guess which section my illustrious delivery person DIDN'T put in? Reading online is difficult for my almost blind mother. Do better
Saw on the front page that the Viewpoint section has a tribute of sorts for cartoonist Steve Benson and was looking forward to reading it. Guess which section my illustrious delivery person DIDN'T put in? Reading online is difficult for my almost blind mother. Do better
July 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thanks @azcentral.com 🙄
Saw on the front page that the Viewpoint section has a tribute of sorts for cartoonist Steve Benson and was looking forward to reading it. Guess which section my illustrious delivery person DIDN'T put in? Reading online is difficult for my almost blind mother. Do better
Saw on the front page that the Viewpoint section has a tribute of sorts for cartoonist Steve Benson and was looking forward to reading it. Guess which section my illustrious delivery person DIDN'T put in? Reading online is difficult for my almost blind mother. Do better
My husband: I don't really care for apple pie.
Also my husband:
Also my husband:
July 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My husband: I don't really care for apple pie.
Also my husband:
Also my husband:
So trumplethinskin wants to destroy Iran.
Why can't he just go over there and be their president? That would do it, don't you think?
Why can't he just go over there and be their president? That would do it, don't you think?
June 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
So trumplethinskin wants to destroy Iran.
Why can't he just go over there and be their president? That would do it, don't you think?
Why can't he just go over there and be their president? That would do it, don't you think?
Mom and Pete watching the fights. I mean, the Stanley Cup finals.
June 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Mom and Pete watching the fights. I mean, the Stanley Cup finals.
Pete , the investigator.
June 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Pete , the investigator.
Was speaking with my son's Dad about our granddaughters becoming Indy 500 Princesses like their mom. Our concensus? Harper might, but Emery is more likely to be on the track driving!
May 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Was speaking with my son's Dad about our granddaughters becoming Indy 500 Princesses like their mom. Our concensus? Harper might, but Emery is more likely to be on the track driving!
Mom's libido is showing. Oh, the joys of dementia medication side effects. She wants me to find her a man who "can rock my world." She's 89. Anybody know a guy?
May 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Mom's libido is showing. Oh, the joys of dementia medication side effects. She wants me to find her a man who "can rock my world." She's 89. Anybody know a guy?
Happy Birthday to me!!!!
🥳🎈🎁💐🎂👑
🥳🎈🎁💐🎂👑
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May 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Happy Birthday to me!!!!
🥳🎈🎁💐🎂👑
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My sweet husband made my birthday cake (and icing!) from scratch. Lemon chiffon with lemon icing - my favorite!
May 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
My sweet husband made my birthday cake (and icing!) from scratch. Lemon chiffon with lemon icing - my favorite!
Brent Spiner just sang happy birthday to me!
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May 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Brent Spiner just sang happy birthday to me!
Been a little busy!
May 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Been a little busy!
Pete says Happy Caturday!
May 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Pete says Happy Caturday!
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March 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Oh, yay. I have body parts that hurt when it rains. I am officially old. Please pass the unicorn oil so I can stop my knee from creaking.
March 8, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Oh, yay. I have body parts that hurt when it rains. I am officially old. Please pass the unicorn oil so I can stop my knee from creaking.
Happy ValenTIMES Day!
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February 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Happy ValenTIMES Day!
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🚨🚨🚨Money is coming in- we need that money to get to the district to keep the doors open!
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Reach out to your legislative representative and Maricopa County Treasurer John Allen— more pressure needed!
#AllEyesOnIsaac #SaveIsaacSchools
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Reach out to your legislative representative and Maricopa County Treasurer John Allen— more pressure needed!
#AllEyesOnIsaac #SaveIsaacSchools
January 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
🚨🚨🚨Money is coming in- we need that money to get to the district to keep the doors open!
linktr.ee/ArizonaEA
Reach out to your legislative representative and Maricopa County Treasurer John Allen— more pressure needed!
#AllEyesOnIsaac #SaveIsaacSchools
linktr.ee/ArizonaEA
Reach out to your legislative representative and Maricopa County Treasurer John Allen— more pressure needed!
#AllEyesOnIsaac #SaveIsaacSchools
Pete is on my lap, so if you need anything, you'll have to get it yourself.
January 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Pete is on my lap, so if you need anything, you'll have to get it yourself.
Brother starts chemo on the 3rd of February. Stage 3 colon cancer. Tumor 4" long.
My ex husband's surgery for the same type of cancer went well. Stage 2. Tumor the size of a half dollar. No chemo at this time.
Good thoughts for both are appreciated.
My ex husband's surgery for the same type of cancer went well. Stage 2. Tumor the size of a half dollar. No chemo at this time.
Good thoughts for both are appreciated.
January 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Brother starts chemo on the 3rd of February. Stage 3 colon cancer. Tumor 4" long.
My ex husband's surgery for the same type of cancer went well. Stage 2. Tumor the size of a half dollar. No chemo at this time.
Good thoughts for both are appreciated.
My ex husband's surgery for the same type of cancer went well. Stage 2. Tumor the size of a half dollar. No chemo at this time.
Good thoughts for both are appreciated.
Heard someone get called a Cupid Stunt and that is now my go to insult. Right up there with Twat waffle.
January 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Heard someone get called a Cupid Stunt and that is now my go to insult. Right up there with Twat waffle.
Hello, Gorgeous!
January 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hello, Gorgeous!
Son and family are settling into the new house. Here's the new back yard.
January 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Son and family are settling into the new house. Here's the new back yard.
Apparently the Drs didn't get all of the tumor out during my brother's 1st surgery, so they're going back in on Tuesday. Colorectal cancer stage 2. My ex husband has the same surgery scheduled on the 23rd. Good thoughts for both are appreciated.
January 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Apparently the Drs didn't get all of the tumor out during my brother's 1st surgery, so they're going back in on Tuesday. Colorectal cancer stage 2. My ex husband has the same surgery scheduled on the 23rd. Good thoughts for both are appreciated.
Note to self: After asking Mom if there is anything she needs at the store and she says no . . .
Wait at least 24 to 48 hours afterwards and you will have a list of at least 12 items.
Wait at least 24 to 48 hours afterwards and you will have a list of at least 12 items.
January 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Note to self: After asking Mom if there is anything she needs at the store and she says no . . .
Wait at least 24 to 48 hours afterwards and you will have a list of at least 12 items.
Wait at least 24 to 48 hours afterwards and you will have a list of at least 12 items.
Never forget.
January 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Never forget.
No! I don't wanna go back to school!
January 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
No! I don't wanna go back to school!