CertifiedFMT 🌊🏜🌈#Ally
@certifiedfmt.bsky.social
Not always nice. Not always a bitch. Usually somewhere in between. Official nominee for maker of potato salad for all Antifa meetings.
I am a certified flying monkey trainer. 🧙♀️🐒
I am a certified flying monkey trainer. 🧙♀️🐒
My husband: I don't really care for apple pie.
Also my husband:
Also my husband:
July 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My husband: I don't really care for apple pie.
Also my husband:
Also my husband:
Petey the sweety snuggling with my Mom. I adopted him 4 years ago.
July 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Petey the sweety snuggling with my Mom. I adopted him 4 years ago.
Mom and Pete watching the fights. I mean, the Stanley Cup finals.
June 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Mom and Pete watching the fights. I mean, the Stanley Cup finals.
Pete , the investigator.
June 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Pete , the investigator.
My sweet husband made my birthday cake (and icing!) from scratch. Lemon chiffon with lemon icing - my favorite!
May 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
My sweet husband made my birthday cake (and icing!) from scratch. Lemon chiffon with lemon icing - my favorite!
Been a little busy!
May 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Been a little busy!
Pete says Happy Caturday!
May 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Pete says Happy Caturday!
Pete is on my lap, so if you need anything, you'll have to get it yourself.
January 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Pete is on my lap, so if you need anything, you'll have to get it yourself.
My ex a few hours after surgery.
January 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
My ex a few hours after surgery.
Hello, Gorgeous!
January 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hello, Gorgeous!
Son and family are settling into the new house. Here's the new back yard.
January 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Son and family are settling into the new house. Here's the new back yard.
Don't realize how huge he is until I see him like this. For comparison, my inseam is 32".
January 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Don't realize how huge he is until I see him like this. For comparison, my inseam is 32".
Well I obviously can't go anywhere!
January 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Well I obviously can't go anywhere!
Sounds like WWIII out there. I'm glad Pete is so chill.
January 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Sounds like WWIII out there. I'm glad Pete is so chill.
Exhausted parents and their beautiful girls. Emery (center) is learning Spanish, French, and German. She's 6. 😳
December 26, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Exhausted parents and their beautiful girls. Emery (center) is learning Spanish, French, and German. She's 6. 😳
This Pete says hello!
December 4, 2024 at 2:37 AM
This Pete says hello!
My son and his beautiful family.
November 29, 2024 at 5:03 AM
My son and his beautiful family.
The last bowlful. Lunch for tomorrow unless I get really tempted today!!
November 24, 2024 at 5:19 PM
The last bowlful. Lunch for tomorrow unless I get really tempted today!!
Happy (early) Caturday.
November 16, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Happy (early) Caturday.
I will never understand.
November 15, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I will never understand.
