Céleste
@celesteweforget.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️(elle/she/her) en france qui vit sa meilleure life
I have literally never learned a lesson in history so here I am posting
I have literally never learned a lesson in history so here I am posting
Even North Carolina won't try a 14-year-old as an adult, but you still have to pay full price at Life Time Fitness if you want to exercise before your quinceañera
December 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Even North Carolina won't try a 14-year-old as an adult, but you still have to pay full price at Life Time Fitness if you want to exercise before your quinceañera
I appreciate the rare celebrity that just fucks off with their money. I have no idea what Enya thinks about trans people. That's beautiful.
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I appreciate the rare celebrity that just fucks off with their money. I have no idea what Enya thinks about trans people. That's beautiful.
do people who smell bad just not realize it? i am begging you, just take a shower and wash (and properly dry) your clothes
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
do people who smell bad just not realize it? i am begging you, just take a shower and wash (and properly dry) your clothes
I've spent a large portion of the morning trying to braid my hair and, apparently, can't be done. Physical impossibility
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I've spent a large portion of the morning trying to braid my hair and, apparently, can't be done. Physical impossibility
oh fuck, is "poo-tee-weet" Taps?
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
oh fuck, is "poo-tee-weet" Taps?
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I thought it was neat for about 15 mins but then realized it just answers questions you previously could Google, is often wrong, it is destroying the planet, costs billions of dollars while using stolen training data, and is further isolating us as a species. It is not miraculous or amazing.
May 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I thought it was neat for about 15 mins but then realized it just answers questions you previously could Google, is often wrong, it is destroying the planet, costs billions of dollars while using stolen training data, and is further isolating us as a species. It is not miraculous or amazing.
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
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La traduction agrée des documents officiels est une énorme arnaque. Je paie 340€ pour 6 pages, c'est abusé
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
La traduction agrée des documents officiels est une énorme arnaque. Je paie 340€ pour 6 pages, c'est abusé
What is it about nerds and meticulously curated weather dashboards?
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
What is it about nerds and meticulously curated weather dashboards?
According to Bluesky, a picture is worth 2000 characters
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
According to Bluesky, a picture is worth 2000 characters
jesus fucking christ
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
jesus fucking christ
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In about three years the entire university pivot to AI curricula and schools and programs is going to be so deeply embarrassing. We will all pretend it never happened and I will be standing there, looking at people with a mirror in my eyes. This is all so embarrassing.
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
In about three years the entire university pivot to AI curricula and schools and programs is going to be so deeply embarrassing. We will all pretend it never happened and I will be standing there, looking at people with a mirror in my eyes. This is all so embarrassing.
i got a lot of skin in the game
(the game is what i call my vagina)
(the game is what i call my vagina)
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
i got a lot of skin in the game
(the game is what i call my vagina)
(the game is what i call my vagina)
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Say what you will about Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Say what you will about Dick Cheney
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we were nevre meant to carry Computer in our pockets
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
we were nevre meant to carry Computer in our pockets
The death rattles of a floundering industry
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The death rattles of a floundering industry
indolent on a divan, very ✨dramatic✨
October 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
indolent on a divan, very ✨dramatic✨
I'm starting my second month of medical leave and... holy fucking god, thank Poseidon for social safety nets. There's no way I could work right now and just focusing on recovery instead of worrying if I can pay my bills is a life saver.
October 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I'm starting my second month of medical leave and... holy fucking god, thank Poseidon for social safety nets. There's no way I could work right now and just focusing on recovery instead of worrying if I can pay my bills is a life saver.
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I know it’s the most obvious thing in the world but it’s really sad that so many people have absolutely no desires or dreams in life except to accumulate money and our entire world is becoming a fucking pit because of it
October 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I know it’s the most obvious thing in the world but it’s really sad that so many people have absolutely no desires or dreams in life except to accumulate money and our entire world is becoming a fucking pit because of it
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cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.
It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’
During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...
chicago.suntimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
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The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.