Mme. Dew 🇨🇦 🐉
@cdndrgn.bsky.social
Hobby 🐓 Farmer, Mad♻️🌎👩🏼🔬, Writer
Collector of Knowledge
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Queer Canadian Scientist 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 🔭🦕🌏🪨☄️
Far, far, left of centre.
Liquid Diet Wishlist:
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Collector of Knowledge
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Queer Canadian Scientist 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 🔭🦕🌏🪨☄️
Far, far, left of centre.
Liquid Diet Wishlist:
https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/2Q7ZDJUVATEJ2?ref_=wl_share
Buy Canadian:
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· Nov 29
We have reopened the store! But we're only shipping within Canada at the moment.
We did lower the price on a few things though, including these stockings and more!
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We did lower the price on a few things though, including these stockings and more!
ko-fi.com/honeycombcra...
Boycott Bezos and Buy Canadian! Homemade craftiness for the geek, gamer, cat parent and more!
Cute, cool, and no-cringe gifts!
(Not my business, just like to share)
#elbowsup #canadiangifts #ontariohomebusiness
Cute, cool, and no-cringe gifts!
(Not my business, just like to share)
#elbowsup #canadiangifts #ontariohomebusiness
Happy New Years!
Rang it in with the Death Star II exploding and Star Wars Fireworks!!! And butterscotch ripple icecream.
Cause that’s what I wanted lol.
To a better year, And the end of the Emperor!
Rang it in with the Death Star II exploding and Star Wars Fireworks!!! And butterscotch ripple icecream.
Cause that’s what I wanted lol.
To a better year, And the end of the Emperor!
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Happy New Years!
Rang it in with the Death Star II exploding and Star Wars Fireworks!!! And butterscotch ripple icecream.
Cause that’s what I wanted lol.
To a better year, And the end of the Emperor!
Rang it in with the Death Star II exploding and Star Wars Fireworks!!! And butterscotch ripple icecream.
Cause that’s what I wanted lol.
To a better year, And the end of the Emperor!
This has started to happen in #OntarioHealthcare too, but you don’t hear about it as much
Private surgical clinics doing cataract & hip surgeries are pulling surgical staff from public hospitals, so we have EMPTY public OR’s being declared some days. Pushing wait times for cancer & high risk ppl
Private surgical clinics doing cataract & hip surgeries are pulling surgical staff from public hospitals, so we have EMPTY public OR’s being declared some days. Pushing wait times for cancer & high risk ppl
December 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This has started to happen in #OntarioHealthcare too, but you don’t hear about it as much
Private surgical clinics doing cataract & hip surgeries are pulling surgical staff from public hospitals, so we have EMPTY public OR’s being declared some days. Pushing wait times for cancer & high risk ppl
Private surgical clinics doing cataract & hip surgeries are pulling surgical staff from public hospitals, so we have EMPTY public OR’s being declared some days. Pushing wait times for cancer & high risk ppl
Did I fall outside the hospital on the icy sidewalk while on my way to a head CT?
….yes
How come noone told me that if you fall hard enough on your back, you wet yourself?
I feel like this is important information for Canadians to have. I would never leave the house without spare pants & undies
….yes
How come noone told me that if you fall hard enough on your back, you wet yourself?
I feel like this is important information for Canadians to have. I would never leave the house without spare pants & undies
December 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Did I fall outside the hospital on the icy sidewalk while on my way to a head CT?
….yes
How come noone told me that if you fall hard enough on your back, you wet yourself?
I feel like this is important information for Canadians to have. I would never leave the house without spare pants & undies
….yes
How come noone told me that if you fall hard enough on your back, you wet yourself?
I feel like this is important information for Canadians to have. I would never leave the house without spare pants & undies
Someone was in the ditch across the road. Lent supplies (shovels, snow gripper wedges) and my eyes (to tell him when traffic was clear)
It took almost an hour but he made it out!! CAA would have been a lot longer he said.
I couldnt push/shovel due to my IV.
Pack shovels ppl! Lotsa snow out there!
It took almost an hour but he made it out!! CAA would have been a lot longer he said.
I couldnt push/shovel due to my IV.
Pack shovels ppl! Lotsa snow out there!
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Someone was in the ditch across the road. Lent supplies (shovels, snow gripper wedges) and my eyes (to tell him when traffic was clear)
It took almost an hour but he made it out!! CAA would have been a lot longer he said.
I couldnt push/shovel due to my IV.
Pack shovels ppl! Lotsa snow out there!
It took almost an hour but he made it out!! CAA would have been a lot longer he said.
I couldnt push/shovel due to my IV.
Pack shovels ppl! Lotsa snow out there!
#oneofthetwo Did we ALL mask for Christmas at my house? Sure did!
Do I mask when the nurse comes? Yup.
& I mask to leave the house
Why?
Getting sick while having a PICC line:
dehydration —> blood clot (blood is sluggish already, where its moving around a long tube in my veins)
—> DEATH
Do I mask when the nurse comes? Yup.
& I mask to leave the house
Why?
Getting sick while having a PICC line:
dehydration —> blood clot (blood is sluggish already, where its moving around a long tube in my veins)
—> DEATH
December 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
#oneofthetwo Did we ALL mask for Christmas at my house? Sure did!
Do I mask when the nurse comes? Yup.
& I mask to leave the house
Why?
Getting sick while having a PICC line:
dehydration —> blood clot (blood is sluggish already, where its moving around a long tube in my veins)
—> DEATH
Do I mask when the nurse comes? Yup.
& I mask to leave the house
Why?
Getting sick while having a PICC line:
dehydration —> blood clot (blood is sluggish already, where its moving around a long tube in my veins)
—> DEATH
Dreamt that Thor/Hemsworth insisted on tattooing a “marriage symbol” on me. I could pick from a dozen designs he drew, as well as the location/placement. In return he would tattoo anything else I wanted on me
My ex was there & was pissed
What a good dream!
Kinda want to sketch the one chosen tho
My ex was there & was pissed
What a good dream!
Kinda want to sketch the one chosen tho
December 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Dreamt that Thor/Hemsworth insisted on tattooing a “marriage symbol” on me. I could pick from a dozen designs he drew, as well as the location/placement. In return he would tattoo anything else I wanted on me
My ex was there & was pissed
What a good dream!
Kinda want to sketch the one chosen tho
My ex was there & was pissed
What a good dream!
Kinda want to sketch the one chosen tho
Ok, the more they say “A good soldier follows orders” on Star Wars Batch Batch…. The more I’m reminded of the evil rhetoric coming out of certain administrations.
Like seriously…. This Palpatine idol-ship era of leadership is ridiculous.
Join the resistance ppl! We have better cookies!
Like seriously…. This Palpatine idol-ship era of leadership is ridiculous.
Join the resistance ppl! We have better cookies!
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ok, the more they say “A good soldier follows orders” on Star Wars Batch Batch…. The more I’m reminded of the evil rhetoric coming out of certain administrations.
Like seriously…. This Palpatine idol-ship era of leadership is ridiculous.
Join the resistance ppl! We have better cookies!
Like seriously…. This Palpatine idol-ship era of leadership is ridiculous.
Join the resistance ppl! We have better cookies!
Remember my dropped pie?
Kiddo said it was “unappetizing”
I said “close your eyes, I can fix it with magic”
The magic….
Kiddo said it was “unappetizing”
I said “close your eyes, I can fix it with magic”
The magic….
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Remember my dropped pie?
Kiddo said it was “unappetizing”
I said “close your eyes, I can fix it with magic”
The magic….
Kiddo said it was “unappetizing”
I said “close your eyes, I can fix it with magic”
The magic….
Anyone have a link to the research showing ignorance is beaten/overcome better when undertaken by family and friends rather than by strangers/internet?
Please tell me I didn’t dream it, and I just forgot the title? I swear it’s from 2020-2023 ish but may be earlier
🧪 🥼👩🏼🔬 #science #research
Please tell me I didn’t dream it, and I just forgot the title? I swear it’s from 2020-2023 ish but may be earlier
🧪 🥼👩🏼🔬 #science #research
December 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Kiddo comes back home tomorrow from my ex’s.
A day late (ont storm) but can’t wait for another week of nerdy, geeky fun!
We’ll be binge-watching anime, talking about research papers, cooking Japanese foods, and playing games (board,card,& Nintendo)
Cmas part 2!
A day late (ont storm) but can’t wait for another week of nerdy, geeky fun!
We’ll be binge-watching anime, talking about research papers, cooking Japanese foods, and playing games (board,card,& Nintendo)
Cmas part 2!
December 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Kiddo comes back home tomorrow from my ex’s.
A day late (ont storm) but can’t wait for another week of nerdy, geeky fun!
We’ll be binge-watching anime, talking about research papers, cooking Japanese foods, and playing games (board,card,& Nintendo)
Cmas part 2!
A day late (ont storm) but can’t wait for another week of nerdy, geeky fun!
We’ll be binge-watching anime, talking about research papers, cooking Japanese foods, and playing games (board,card,& Nintendo)
Cmas part 2!
Having a metal roof means that freezing rain sounds like I’m living inside a rainstick or like someone is burying the house in sand.
I was only expecting snow in my zone so it took me a bit to figure out where the low ‘shhhhhhhh’ sound was coming from
#onstorm #winterstorms
I was only expecting snow in my zone so it took me a bit to figure out where the low ‘shhhhhhhh’ sound was coming from
#onstorm #winterstorms
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Having a metal roof means that freezing rain sounds like I’m living inside a rainstick or like someone is burying the house in sand.
I was only expecting snow in my zone so it took me a bit to figure out where the low ‘shhhhhhhh’ sound was coming from
#onstorm #winterstorms
I was only expecting snow in my zone so it took me a bit to figure out where the low ‘shhhhhhhh’ sound was coming from
#onstorm #winterstorms
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Four months after repealing Endangered Species Act Doug Ford's gov introduced legislation that ceases to recognize Ontario’s 106 endangered species, handing responsibility for their protection entirely to federal government. There are 13 endangered bird species in Ontario
pibo.ca/en/endangere...
pibo.ca/en/endangere...
Endangered Species Shuffle | The Pelee Island Bird Observatory
Four months after repealing its Endangered Species Act, the Ontario provincial government has introduced legislation that will cease to recognize Ontario’s 106 endangered species, handing responsibili...
pibo.ca
December 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Four months after repealing Endangered Species Act Doug Ford's gov introduced legislation that ceases to recognize Ontario’s 106 endangered species, handing responsibility for their protection entirely to federal government. There are 13 endangered bird species in Ontario
pibo.ca/en/endangere...
pibo.ca/en/endangere...
This year for xmas I got socks, a cozy homemade + embroidered space oodie, giftcards for gas and groceries, and chocolate.
‘Twas a good year!
Hope everyone else had a great day too!
No, Today isn’t JUST about the gifts, but what I asked for was cosy warmth & food/transportation security. ✅
‘Twas a good year!
Hope everyone else had a great day too!
No, Today isn’t JUST about the gifts, but what I asked for was cosy warmth & food/transportation security. ✅
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This year for xmas I got socks, a cozy homemade + embroidered space oodie, giftcards for gas and groceries, and chocolate.
‘Twas a good year!
Hope everyone else had a great day too!
No, Today isn’t JUST about the gifts, but what I asked for was cosy warmth & food/transportation security. ✅
‘Twas a good year!
Hope everyone else had a great day too!
No, Today isn’t JUST about the gifts, but what I asked for was cosy warmth & food/transportation security. ✅
A very broken apple cranberry pie on a paper plate. Deconstructed? Nope, I dropped the pie!
Don’t worry, once I completely covered it in whipped cream it looked totally edible!
Don’t worry, once I completely covered it in whipped cream it looked totally edible!
December 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A very broken apple cranberry pie on a paper plate. Deconstructed? Nope, I dropped the pie!
Don’t worry, once I completely covered it in whipped cream it looked totally edible!
Don’t worry, once I completely covered it in whipped cream it looked totally edible!
Merry Hohoho and Happy Holidays! 🎄🎅🤶🦃🍪
& If you are driving today, be safe, love y’all! Remember that idiots are still out there, plan extra travel time, no need to rush.
Better to arrive late, than never
& If you are driving today, be safe, love y’all! Remember that idiots are still out there, plan extra travel time, no need to rush.
Better to arrive late, than never
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Merry Hohoho and Happy Holidays! 🎄🎅🤶🦃🍪
& If you are driving today, be safe, love y’all! Remember that idiots are still out there, plan extra travel time, no need to rush.
Better to arrive late, than never
& If you are driving today, be safe, love y’all! Remember that idiots are still out there, plan extra travel time, no need to rush.
Better to arrive late, than never
Got to the “Who hurt you?” part of the book.
Always gets me in the feels! More than the prior long written declaration of love
Always gets me in the feels! More than the prior long written declaration of love
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Got to the “Who hurt you?” part of the book.
Always gets me in the feels! More than the prior long written declaration of love
Always gets me in the feels! More than the prior long written declaration of love
Today is gonna be tight on time:
-Farm chores
-Last of the Baking
-Wrap all the presents (everyone kept shipping stuff to my place so I also have to wrap their gifts to eachother)
-Prep any food I can in advance
-Clean dishes- again
-Farm chores
-Last of the Baking
-Wrap all the presents (everyone kept shipping stuff to my place so I also have to wrap their gifts to eachother)
-Prep any food I can in advance
-Clean dishes- again
December 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Today is gonna be tight on time:
-Farm chores
-Last of the Baking
-Wrap all the presents (everyone kept shipping stuff to my place so I also have to wrap their gifts to eachother)
-Prep any food I can in advance
-Clean dishes- again
-Farm chores
-Last of the Baking
-Wrap all the presents (everyone kept shipping stuff to my place so I also have to wrap their gifts to eachother)
-Prep any food I can in advance
-Clean dishes- again
Time for a quick 90min nap before my next dose of IV meds starts up (which takes 90 mins)
Soooo tired. I only have 4.5 hours of rest btwn cycles of meds, the med pump speed runs this lava🌋 directly into my heart (via PICC)
Never thought I would miss ceftriaxone. This stuff burns my veins 🔥❤️🔥
Soooo tired. I only have 4.5 hours of rest btwn cycles of meds, the med pump speed runs this lava🌋 directly into my heart (via PICC)
Never thought I would miss ceftriaxone. This stuff burns my veins 🔥❤️🔥
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Time for a quick 90min nap before my next dose of IV meds starts up (which takes 90 mins)
Soooo tired. I only have 4.5 hours of rest btwn cycles of meds, the med pump speed runs this lava🌋 directly into my heart (via PICC)
Never thought I would miss ceftriaxone. This stuff burns my veins 🔥❤️🔥
Soooo tired. I only have 4.5 hours of rest btwn cycles of meds, the med pump speed runs this lava🌋 directly into my heart (via PICC)
Never thought I would miss ceftriaxone. This stuff burns my veins 🔥❤️🔥
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WTF is this? I did not write or submit this paper. Are journals now run entirely by AIs who hallucinate entire publications?
Knowledge Of Pregnant Women About The Benefits Of Pregnancy Books In Ottawa | International Journal of Health Engineering and Technology share.google/ArcgxhUDfSY9...
Knowledge Of Pregnant Women About The Benefits Of Pregnancy Books In Ottawa | International Journal of Health Engineering and Technology share.google/ArcgxhUDfSY9...
Knowledge Of Pregnant Women About The Benefits Of Pregnancy Books In Ottawa
| International Journal of Health Engineering and Technology
share.google
December 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
WTF is this? I did not write or submit this paper. Are journals now run entirely by AIs who hallucinate entire publications?
Knowledge Of Pregnant Women About The Benefits Of Pregnancy Books In Ottawa | International Journal of Health Engineering and Technology share.google/ArcgxhUDfSY9...
Knowledge Of Pregnant Women About The Benefits Of Pregnancy Books In Ottawa | International Journal of Health Engineering and Technology share.google/ArcgxhUDfSY9...
Who had “Eye of Sauron” on their 2025 BINGO card??? I some of y’all did!
www.scientificamerican.com/article/spec...
www.scientificamerican.com/article/spec...
Spectacular Cosmic Collision Captured in New Hubble Image
NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope captured asteroids crashing into one another in a nearby planetary system around a star some 25 light-years away
www.scientificamerican.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Who had “Eye of Sauron” on their 2025 BINGO card??? I some of y’all did!
www.scientificamerican.com/article/spec...
www.scientificamerican.com/article/spec...
Can’t you just call them Trump Mills or Gilded Blades of Golden Glory or start arranging solar panels in a Trump silhouette or something??
If it’s a tribute to him, maybe he’ll demand more of them!
C’mon Americans get creative! We can change the name/pattern later, but Climate Change won’t wait!
If it’s a tribute to him, maybe he’ll demand more of them!
C’mon Americans get creative! We can change the name/pattern later, but Climate Change won’t wait!
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Can’t you just call them Trump Mills or Gilded Blades of Golden Glory or start arranging solar panels in a Trump silhouette or something??
If it’s a tribute to him, maybe he’ll demand more of them!
C’mon Americans get creative! We can change the name/pattern later, but Climate Change won’t wait!
If it’s a tribute to him, maybe he’ll demand more of them!
C’mon Americans get creative! We can change the name/pattern later, but Climate Change won’t wait!
Kiddo on the way to my ex with an xmas gift of homemade salsa, zucchini relish/chow, 4-berry jam, and NS/grammies recipe mustard pickles.
Butter is coming to room temp. Then making more shortbread cookies, sugar cookies, thumbprint/jam cookies, mincemeat pies/tarts +more
#CanadianChristmasBaking
Butter is coming to room temp. Then making more shortbread cookies, sugar cookies, thumbprint/jam cookies, mincemeat pies/tarts +more
#CanadianChristmasBaking
December 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Kiddo on the way to my ex with an xmas gift of homemade salsa, zucchini relish/chow, 4-berry jam, and NS/grammies recipe mustard pickles.
Butter is coming to room temp. Then making more shortbread cookies, sugar cookies, thumbprint/jam cookies, mincemeat pies/tarts +more
#CanadianChristmasBaking
Butter is coming to room temp. Then making more shortbread cookies, sugar cookies, thumbprint/jam cookies, mincemeat pies/tarts +more
#CanadianChristmasBaking
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Today is the last day for Ontarians to weigh in on the Doug Ford government's plan to consolidate 36 conservations authorities into seven regional ones. Here's everything you need to know about it: thenarwhal.ca/ontario-cons...
Inside Ontario’s plan to merge 36 conservation authorities to 7 | The Narwhal
Doug Ford’s government is seeking public feedback on its plan to overhaul Ontario’s conservation authorities, reducing local agencies from 36 to 7
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December 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Today is the last day for Ontarians to weigh in on the Doug Ford government's plan to consolidate 36 conservations authorities into seven regional ones. Here's everything you need to know about it: thenarwhal.ca/ontario-cons...
Great day with my spawn!
Chores:
✅Got the H2O, 15L jugs
✅Xmas dinner fixings sorted
✅vacuumed (even furniture moved to get hidden pet hair)
✅area rugs laid out
Then relaxed:
✅rootbeer floats
✅taco wraps
✅DBZ kai x10 eps
✅DBZ abridged (fan films to watch fake Xmas specials)
Twas a good solstice!
Chores:
✅Got the H2O, 15L jugs
✅Xmas dinner fixings sorted
✅vacuumed (even furniture moved to get hidden pet hair)
✅area rugs laid out
Then relaxed:
✅rootbeer floats
✅taco wraps
✅DBZ kai x10 eps
✅DBZ abridged (fan films to watch fake Xmas specials)
Twas a good solstice!
December 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Great day with my spawn!
Chores:
✅Got the H2O, 15L jugs
✅Xmas dinner fixings sorted
✅vacuumed (even furniture moved to get hidden pet hair)
✅area rugs laid out
Then relaxed:
✅rootbeer floats
✅taco wraps
✅DBZ kai x10 eps
✅DBZ abridged (fan films to watch fake Xmas specials)
Twas a good solstice!
Chores:
✅Got the H2O, 15L jugs
✅Xmas dinner fixings sorted
✅vacuumed (even furniture moved to get hidden pet hair)
✅area rugs laid out
Then relaxed:
✅rootbeer floats
✅taco wraps
✅DBZ kai x10 eps
✅DBZ abridged (fan films to watch fake Xmas specials)
Twas a good solstice!
Ooooh today I am going to put kiddo to work….
AKA helping me restock water jugs that I can’t lift with a PICC/IV in, since my well water is contaminated. (Farm chems/graveyard/gravel pit)
& vacuuming since that is also on the “do not do” list for PICC.
😁😁😁 YAY!!!
Don’t worry, there’ll be 🍪🍫🍬
AKA helping me restock water jugs that I can’t lift with a PICC/IV in, since my well water is contaminated. (Farm chems/graveyard/gravel pit)
& vacuuming since that is also on the “do not do” list for PICC.
😁😁😁 YAY!!!
Don’t worry, there’ll be 🍪🍫🍬
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ooooh today I am going to put kiddo to work….
AKA helping me restock water jugs that I can’t lift with a PICC/IV in, since my well water is contaminated. (Farm chems/graveyard/gravel pit)
& vacuuming since that is also on the “do not do” list for PICC.
😁😁😁 YAY!!!
Don’t worry, there’ll be 🍪🍫🍬
AKA helping me restock water jugs that I can’t lift with a PICC/IV in, since my well water is contaminated. (Farm chems/graveyard/gravel pit)
& vacuuming since that is also on the “do not do” list for PICC.
😁😁😁 YAY!!!
Don’t worry, there’ll be 🍪🍫🍬