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Chris de Mercado
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32 - Amateur actor; D&D nerd; writing procrastinator; idiot - Gender: Magic 8 Ball - Sexuality: Yes - Pronouns: Ask/Again/Later - Home is where the teabags are.
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Paul is back to using words again, so Eli wants to use all the words he can! It's time to shake that ass-onance!
Taken From Ep 462: Munchos By Proxy
Fri 14 Nov 2025
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November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I know this might be hard to hear, but Rockstar isn't going to give you free early access to GTA6 for defending them on the internet.

I'm sorry, mate; your bootlicking anti-union rant didn't actually mean anything.

There's still time to delete it.
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What's it like in your head?
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@rtgame.bsky.social Even scripted my damn YouTube thumbnail algorithm
October 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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UPDATE!
After painstakingly making each and every individual episode "Public" on YouTubeMusic - You can now listen to ALL of CheapShow's 453 Episodes on #youtubemusic if that's what tickles your fancy!
@e-loud.bsky.social
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CheapShow - YouTube
CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul G...
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September 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Paul's Hungover so Eli is in charge.
This is what we are all going to have to deal with this week.
Taken From Ep 451: The Podcast After The Night Before
Released Fri AUG 29th
www.thecheapshow.co.uk
August 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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"The Road To 450"
Ep 450 is THIS FRIDAY, but let's look back at past X50th episode from the past!
Today is Ep 150 with @ashfrith.com @mrbiffo.bsky.social
Paul's a puppet perv & they all play the AMAZING RPG CS game from Issue 08 of @ivenne.bsky.social CS Mag!
www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-150-behin...
August 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Rummaging through old minidisc from Gannon's past reveals some long lost audio from his younger years - Sadly, all it proves is that Paul hasn't changed his shtick in 30 years!
Taken From Ep 448: Tech Talk Time
AVAILABLE NOW!!
@e-loud.bsky.social
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August 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Hey! Remember when we won that Golden Lobe award? Well, the folk at #PodBible gave us a little space to celebrate our win and spread our gospel!
@cheerfulearful.bsky.social #goldenlobes
Give it a read here:
podbiblemag.com/catching-up-...
@e-loud.bsky.social
Catching up with the winners from The Golden Lobes Awards – Part 2!
We’ve been spotlighting some of the award winners of The Golden Lobes Awards, which took place on 7th May at The Clapham Grand, London. If you missed our first article, check it out here. Created by t...
podbiblemag.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
US "Christians" aren't even clowns anymore, they're the whole damn circus.
July 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The NB/GF(/whatever, I hate labels) experience of ordering a bunch of make-up to try while you're feeling more that kind of person, and then not being that kind of person anymore when it turns up...

(Plus the ADHD experience of rarely even putting on nail polish, because what is time management?)
July 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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texting my friend after every hang out
July 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
What a massive cunt Starmer is.
June 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Breaking News: According to the (rogue, genocidal) State of Israel, hospitals are not legitimate military targets, and their targeting is criminal and should invite global condemnation.

The bloodstained rubble of Palestine must be relieved to finally hear this.
June 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Zach Braff followed me on Twitter for a month.

I don't get out much...
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Casual reminder to the California national guard and, potentially, the US Marine Corps, that "just following orders" has, historically, been a shaky defence.

Just in case it becomes relevant in führer- uh, future.
June 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I think I've realised what gets me about Hinge.

It's the fact that, if you're responding earnestly and honestly to a prompt, then what you're saying could, at any other point, be the start of a genuine conversation - of genuine connection, even if not ultimately romantic.

But it doesn't happen.
May 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The non-binary version of mommy/daddy should be n'baddy send tweet
May 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Should I just turn up at therapy with these? Would that help skip some of the unpicking?
May 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Remember... We WON AN AWARD for this!
Unbelievable!
Ep 436: The Award Winning Podcast
16/05/25
@e-loud.bsky.social
May 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Should be using my last free evening for the next 3 days to go over lines, in preparation for dress rehearsals tomorrow and Friday, and opening night on Saturday.

Instead, I'm planning a(nother) D&D one-shot I came up with while looking at cool items yesterday.

My priorities are absolutely shot.
May 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The Sun’s out, the sky is blue… So Paul and Eli are off to explore one of London’s “Magnificent 7” cemeteries, because of course they are!
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Ep 434: Cemetery Men
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Ep 434: Cemetery Men | CheapShow
It’s a bright, beautiful and sunny day, so Paul and Eli are out and about again and have decided, in their infinite wisdom, to visit one of London’s “Magnificent 7” cemeteries! Fun times!
www.thecheapshow.co.uk
May 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Every Oblivion Remastered review which isn't a meme or reference, mentions it being unplayably unoptimised, janky, and prone to crashing.

Good to see Bethesda swung for authenticity.
April 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Congratulations Keir Starmer on finally coming out of the closet as a full-blown transphobe.

We all knew. You weren't as subtle as you thought. It's good to finally have it out in the open.
April 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM