Chloe
@cdelull.bsky.social
Cacoethes - a bisexual sugar baby coming-of-age novel - out now: https://www.northodox.co.uk/product-page/cacoethes-paperback 🩷💜💙
🌻 I'm like if an old man was a girl. She/her.
📍Manchester(ish)
🌻 I'm like if an old man was a girl. She/her.
📍Manchester(ish)
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Chloe
@cdelull.bsky.social
· Feb 25
Putting the 'bi' in 'bildungsroman' and publishing in pride month - she's finally (almost) here and she looks gorgeous! 🌈 👀
pre orders available here www.northodox.co.uk/product-page... direct from @northodoxpress.bsky.social
pre orders available here www.northodox.co.uk/product-page... direct from @northodoxpress.bsky.social
"they should do a porn grinch* where her breasts grow three sizes" happy Christmas Eve, all
*I'm sure they already have. don't @ me.
*I'm sure they already have. don't @ me.
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"they should do a porn grinch* where her breasts grow three sizes" happy Christmas Eve, all
*I'm sure they already have. don't @ me.
*I'm sure they already have. don't @ me.
it is time to share one of my festive favourites, whose line "you bring bendy straws to bathrooms cause you like the taste of piss" is a year-round quote in this house
youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?...
youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?...
The Grinch Song Uncensored is BRUTAL (ft Joel Haver and Trent Lenkarski)
YouTube video by Wizards with Guns
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
it is time to share one of my festive favourites, whose line "you bring bendy straws to bathrooms cause you like the taste of piss" is a year-round quote in this house
youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?...
youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?...
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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As Dick Van Dyke turns 100, it’s important to give thanks to the sea creatures who made that possible.
Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
Mary Poppins star feared death after apparently falling asleep on his surfboard but friendly sea creatures pushed him to shore
www.theguardian.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
As Dick Van Dyke turns 100, it’s important to give thanks to the sea creatures who made that possible.
listen I'm all for dietary inclusion and my favourite festive drink is the vegan alcohol free Baileys made by a local cafe here but oatnog just sounds like a city slicker slur for people who live on farms 🤷♀️
December 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
listen I'm all for dietary inclusion and my favourite festive drink is the vegan alcohol free Baileys made by a local cafe here but oatnog just sounds like a city slicker slur for people who live on farms 🤷♀️
warmest Christmas wishes from the cosiest little guy in the north west
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
warmest Christmas wishes from the cosiest little guy in the north west
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Good morning! My debut novel is on sale right now: set in Victorian Manchester, it's a story of hardship, first love, and the meaning of magic 🏳️🌈📚
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A big thank you to @franmoldaschl.bsky.social for featuring the bakery scene from Cottonopolis (one of my *favourite* scenes to write) on their blog 🍞🍞🍞
And for the young readers in your life the book is currently on sale: 25% off with code NORTHODOXMAS 🎄🎄🎄
www.northodox.co.uk/product-page...
And for the young readers in your life the book is currently on sale: 25% off with code NORTHODOXMAS 🎄🎄🎄
www.northodox.co.uk/product-page...
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Good morning! My debut novel is on sale right now: set in Victorian Manchester, it's a story of hardship, first love, and the meaning of magic 🏳️🌈📚
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
one thing about me is I will put off the most basic life admin tasks for months if not years and then go into fight or flight when the boiler service person eventually makes it into my house. (the boiler is fine. my nervous system needs to take a long hard look at itself.)
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
one thing about me is I will put off the most basic life admin tasks for months if not years and then go into fight or flight when the boiler service person eventually makes it into my house. (the boiler is fine. my nervous system needs to take a long hard look at itself.)
watching a lot of itv dramas at the moment and those "sky sports-mas" and "oh come all ye peckish" dominoes adverts are giving me an eye twitch. not everything needs a tenuous Christmas pun!! shut up!! be better!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
watching a lot of itv dramas at the moment and those "sky sports-mas" and "oh come all ye peckish" dominoes adverts are giving me an eye twitch. not everything needs a tenuous Christmas pun!! shut up!! be better!!
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Thanks so much for coming Chloe, you were brilliant!
in esteemed, fascinating and hilarious company tonight for the @northernfiction.bsky.social winter showcase 🫶 ❄️ 📚 tysm for having me
@commapress.bsky.social @northodoxpress.bsky.social
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@carcanet.bsky.social
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@blackwellsmcr.bsky.social
@commapress.bsky.social @northodoxpress.bsky.social
@peepaltreepress.bsky.social
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@flyonthewallpress.bsky.social
@blackwellsmcr.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Thanks so much for coming Chloe, you were brilliant!
tonight I got all choked up and teary because there was a pigeon in the station with two club feet and then when I got home I got sad all over again because Dan told me that the new mini dehumidifier's cousins (the big dehumidifiers) hate him. anthropomorphism will be the death of me.
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
tonight I got all choked up and teary because there was a pigeon in the station with two club feet and then when I got home I got sad all over again because Dan told me that the new mini dehumidifier's cousins (the big dehumidifiers) hate him. anthropomorphism will be the death of me.
pretty sure this is the third time I've accidentally put my earbuds through the wash and they still work perfectly. £20 well spent but girl you have got to get better at checking your pockets.
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
pretty sure this is the third time I've accidentally put my earbuds through the wash and they still work perfectly. £20 well spent but girl you have got to get better at checking your pockets.
in esteemed, fascinating and hilarious company tonight for the @northernfiction.bsky.social winter showcase 🫶 ❄️ 📚 tysm for having me
@commapress.bsky.social @northodoxpress.bsky.social
@peepaltreepress.bsky.social
@carcanet.bsky.social
@flyonthewallpress.bsky.social
@blackwellsmcr.bsky.social
@commapress.bsky.social @northodoxpress.bsky.social
@peepaltreepress.bsky.social
@carcanet.bsky.social
@flyonthewallpress.bsky.social
@blackwellsmcr.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
in esteemed, fascinating and hilarious company tonight for the @northernfiction.bsky.social winter showcase 🫶 ❄️ 📚 tysm for having me
@commapress.bsky.social @northodoxpress.bsky.social
@peepaltreepress.bsky.social
@carcanet.bsky.social
@flyonthewallpress.bsky.social
@blackwellsmcr.bsky.social
@commapress.bsky.social @northodoxpress.bsky.social
@peepaltreepress.bsky.social
@carcanet.bsky.social
@flyonthewallpress.bsky.social
@blackwellsmcr.bsky.social
well jingle my bells it's tomorrow!
see you there @commapress.bsky.social @blackwellsmcr.bsky.social
see you there @commapress.bsky.social @blackwellsmcr.bsky.social
NFA WINTER SHOWCASE 📚⛄
📅 TOMORROW @ 6:30pm
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🎟️ www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/northern-f...
Join us at Blackwell's for a cosy evening of stories, mince pies and wine 🥧🍷
📅 TOMORROW @ 6:30pm
📍 @blackwellsmcr.bsky.social
🎟️ www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/northern-f...
Join us at Blackwell's for a cosy evening of stories, mince pies and wine 🥧🍷
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
well jingle my bells it's tomorrow!
see you there @commapress.bsky.social @blackwellsmcr.bsky.social
see you there @commapress.bsky.social @blackwellsmcr.bsky.social
something very on the nose about how the train out to actual Royston Vasey tonight announced it was skipping every other stop en route. You'll never leave etc etc. #JustHadfieldThings
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
something very on the nose about how the train out to actual Royston Vasey tonight announced it was skipping every other stop en route. You'll never leave etc etc. #JustHadfieldThings
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Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
The Christmas adverts are a bit dire this year aren't they, fuckinell. Think the winner for me is a tie between the BFG Sainsburys and the Puss In Boots Boots, but maybe I just love nostalgic IP.
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
The Christmas adverts are a bit dire this year aren't they, fuckinell. Think the winner for me is a tie between the BFG Sainsburys and the Puss In Boots Boots, but maybe I just love nostalgic IP.
this is iconic - thank you for featuring Cacoethes!!
A pre-festive thread of my favourite Northodox titles plus a couple on my TBR... All of these are 25% off with the code NORTHODOXMAS 🎄📚
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
this is iconic - thank you for featuring Cacoethes!!
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CACOETHES by @cdelull.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Bisexual chaos
💰 Sugar baby dating
🥂 Ideal for fans of Lily Lindon
www.northodox.co.uk/product-page...
🏳️🌈 Bisexual chaos
💰 Sugar baby dating
🥂 Ideal for fans of Lily Lindon
www.northodox.co.uk/product-page...
Cacoethes - Paperback | Northodox Press
"As a woman, you can be three things: demonised, victimised, or fetishised. And as a sex worker, I’m three for the price of one." 18-year-old Erin is bisexual - she just doesn't know it yet. A fresher...
www.northodox.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
CACOETHES by @cdelull.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Bisexual chaos
💰 Sugar baby dating
🥂 Ideal for fans of Lily Lindon
www.northodox.co.uk/product-page...
🏳️🌈 Bisexual chaos
💰 Sugar baby dating
🥂 Ideal for fans of Lily Lindon
www.northodox.co.uk/product-page...
me 🤝 Bodie
a haunted gaze at the world around us
a haunted gaze at the world around us
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
me 🤝 Bodie
a haunted gaze at the world around us
a haunted gaze at the world around us
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You can literally say what you want about trans people and the UK courts are fine with it.
This was a *child*
This was a *child*
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
You can literally say what you want about trans people and the UK courts are fine with it.
This was a *child*
This was a *child*
paused Endeavour and inadvertently created the perfect retro gay romcom
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
paused Endeavour and inadvertently created the perfect retro gay romcom
some sad news for a Monday 💔 indie publishing is tough and no one wanted this news.
on a practical note, if you've been thinking about getting a copy of Cacoethes please order sooner rather than later as when she's gone, she's gone: www.northodox.co.uk/product-page...
on a practical note, if you've been thinking about getting a copy of Cacoethes please order sooner rather than later as when she's gone, she's gone: www.northodox.co.uk/product-page...
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
some sad news for a Monday 💔 indie publishing is tough and no one wanted this news.
on a practical note, if you've been thinking about getting a copy of Cacoethes please order sooner rather than later as when she's gone, she's gone: www.northodox.co.uk/product-page...
on a practical note, if you've been thinking about getting a copy of Cacoethes please order sooner rather than later as when she's gone, she's gone: www.northodox.co.uk/product-page...