Cait🪐
@cb116.bsky.social
Austinite. Swearer. Ally. Slow runner.
Disney parks enthusiast. The answer is 42.
Not aspiring to be humble.
If you think you recognize me from work, no you don't.
Disney parks enthusiast. The answer is 42.
Not aspiring to be humble.
If you think you recognize me from work, no you don't.
Things I am resolved to stay mad about in 2026: ICE AGENTS KIDNAPPING AND MURDERING INNOCENT PEOPLE.
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Things I am resolved to stay mad about in 2026: ICE AGENTS KIDNAPPING AND MURDERING INNOCENT PEOPLE.
Things I am resolved to stay mad about in 2026: my earbuds not charging at the same rate.
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Things I am resolved to stay mad about in 2026: my earbuds not charging at the same rate.
Things I am resolved to stay mad about in 2026: the light turning green milliseconds after I come to a full stop at the red.
January 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Things I am resolved to stay mad about in 2026: the light turning green milliseconds after I come to a full stop at the red.
Things I am resolved to stay mad about in 2026: Not being able to see my screen outside unless I find shade to stand in.
January 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Things I am resolved to stay mad about in 2026: Not being able to see my screen outside unless I find shade to stand in.
Exactly how long does one have to listen to a song for the artist to receive payment? I want to make sure I never exceed that time for Katy Perry and other select artists.
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Exactly how long does one have to listen to a song for the artist to receive payment? I want to make sure I never exceed that time for Katy Perry and other select artists.
Still laughing about a big lifted truck I saw on Mopac yesterday. Covered in Trump stickers but a license plate that said “BOYZ FAN.”
Girl me too. 🏳️🌈
Girl me too. 🏳️🌈
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Still laughing about a big lifted truck I saw on Mopac yesterday. Covered in Trump stickers but a license plate that said “BOYZ FAN.”
Girl me too. 🏳️🌈
Girl me too. 🏳️🌈
Not every haircut requires comment.
“Did you get your haircut?” Yes, every few weeks, probably just like you.
“Did you get your haircut?” Yes, every few weeks, probably just like you.
December 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Not every haircut requires comment.
“Did you get your haircut?” Yes, every few weeks, probably just like you.
“Did you get your haircut?” Yes, every few weeks, probably just like you.
Drop a LAWYER ON THEIR HEAD
I am a grumpy paralegal this morning.
I am a grumpy paralegal this morning.
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Drop a LAWYER ON THEIR HEAD
I am a grumpy paralegal this morning.
I am a grumpy paralegal this morning.
In fact I have a lot of thoughts about how small actions can be monumental for runners. And in general, but specifically for runners. Or maybe just me (surely not). Some of the most emotional moments of my life are thanks to complete strangers doing or saying small things while I’m running.
Sometimes I think about the lady on the packed London tube who took one look at me as I got on the train, wearing my marathon bib and medal, and told me to take her seat. Not an offer but an order. I must’ve looked the way I felt. Kindness went a long way for me that day.
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
In fact I have a lot of thoughts about how small actions can be monumental for runners. And in general, but specifically for runners. Or maybe just me (surely not). Some of the most emotional moments of my life are thanks to complete strangers doing or saying small things while I’m running.
Sometimes I think about the lady on the packed London tube who took one look at me as I got on the train, wearing my marathon bib and medal, and told me to take her seat. Not an offer but an order. I must’ve looked the way I felt. Kindness went a long way for me that day.
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sometimes I think about the lady on the packed London tube who took one look at me as I got on the train, wearing my marathon bib and medal, and told me to take her seat. Not an offer but an order. I must’ve looked the way I felt. Kindness went a long way for me that day.
People keep asking me if I’m ready for Christmas.
December 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
People keep asking me if I’m ready for Christmas.
gestures to make you more elegant and feminine
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
gestures to make you more elegant and feminine
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anybody else sick of seeing these WHORES at disney world???? these women of low merit?? hello??
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
anybody else sick of seeing these WHORES at disney world???? these women of low merit?? hello??
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I don't need to "let that sink in." You can just end your post with what you have to say. I have excellent reading comprehension. Thank you.
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I don't need to "let that sink in." You can just end your post with what you have to say. I have excellent reading comprehension. Thank you.
Doom scrolling as an alternative to sleep, because my brain needs more buffer time. The end of year burnout is strong.
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Doom scrolling as an alternative to sleep, because my brain needs more buffer time. The end of year burnout is strong.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
Name your fav Tom Hanks film
Joe Versus the Volcano. Tied with League of Their Own.
Joe Versus the Volcano. Tied with League of Their Own.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Name your fav Tom Hanks film
Joe Versus the Volcano. Tied with League of Their Own.
Joe Versus the Volcano. Tied with League of Their Own.
I never expected that It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia would make me teary eyed. But that tribute to Lynne Stewart was sweet.
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I never expected that It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia would make me teary eyed. But that tribute to Lynne Stewart was sweet.
Post your favourite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Post your favourite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
I wanted and needed more about the Crows.
I wanted and needed more about the Crows.
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
I wanted and needed more about the Crows.
I wanted and needed more about the Crows.
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in December 🖤
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in December 🖤
Got them post-holiday work day blues.
a group of women on a stage with a caption that says i don t really wanna do the work today
ALT: a group of women on a stage with a caption that says i don t really wanna do the work today
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Got them post-holiday work day blues.
#NowWatching The Truth vs. Alex Jones.
Disgusting and infuriating. Absolute fucking insanity. AJ and his friends should never be allowed on the internet again. Or the planet.
Disgusting and infuriating. Absolute fucking insanity. AJ and his friends should never be allowed on the internet again. Or the planet.
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
#NowWatching The Truth vs. Alex Jones.
Disgusting and infuriating. Absolute fucking insanity. AJ and his friends should never be allowed on the internet again. Or the planet.
Disgusting and infuriating. Absolute fucking insanity. AJ and his friends should never be allowed on the internet again. Or the planet.
Proof I’m trying to keep it civil for you fuckers.
@cb116.bsky.social has swears! They've used 45 profanities in their last 863 posts.
🥇 "shit" (16 times)
🥈 "fuck" (8 times)
🥉 "fucking" (3 times)
🥇 "shit" (16 times)
🥈 "fuck" (8 times)
🥉 "fucking" (3 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Proof I’m trying to keep it civil for you fuckers.
Jan 2025 I decided to stop spending money on Amazon. Broke my streak at 10 mo because I couldn’t find the thing I needed elsewhere. The rest is from Audible & Kindle purchases when the Libby wait was months long. Suck it bezos.
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Jan 2025 I decided to stop spending money on Amazon. Broke my streak at 10 mo because I couldn’t find the thing I needed elsewhere. The rest is from Audible & Kindle purchases when the Libby wait was months long. Suck it bezos.