Tenser's Herniated Disc
catwizard.bsky.social
Tenser's Herniated Disc
@catwizard.bsky.social
I like D&D and puns
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Peggle Blast is what my wife shouts like Vegeta when she does her finishing move.
what this week feels like to me
January 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I'm at the stage of content consumption where I'm paying more intention on the books on the bookshelf in the background to determine whether I finish the video and or continue following the person.

If you have Harry Potter books, on the shelves, I'm not taking writing advice from you.
January 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I got a Switch before the pandemic and never played it much, but my pandemic baby is almost five now and into Mario, and holy fuck is Mario Wonder the most fun Mario ever!
January 6, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Let me introduce you to my Guild Wars 2 character.
okay enough about boobs on the dog. what if we put boobs on plants instead?
January 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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I'm not going to mock you for putting boobs on Isabelle. I'm gonna mock you because you could have had the Able Sisters. Isabelle is just... there. All day. With the landlord.

The Able Sisters are going make you clothes and not judge if you wanna try a dress from time to time.

Do better.
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I don't get this. I mean I'll see it if I'm still alive.

But why would you do this when you could make an actual sequel instead?
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’

Production will begin in May.

(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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avengers doomsday ass movie
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’

Production will begin in May.

(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I'm not going to mock you for putting boobs on Isabelle. I'm gonna mock you because you could have had the Able Sisters. Isabelle is just... there. All day. With the landlord.

The Able Sisters are going make you clothes and not judge if you wanna try a dress from time to time.

Do better.
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Just found out Blu Ray is 20 years old now and I almost smashed my phone.
January 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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In the wake of permanent bans please remember that Link was banned because he embarrassed the CEO of Bluesky while Black; this was his entire crime. They justified it after the fact with hyper flimsy bullshit and spend a lot of time calling his friends dorks and losers to this day.
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Also, instead of attacking, post about how cool your kink is and leave it at that.

I’ve been on Bsky for a while. Do you know how many things I definitely wasn’t into that some of you have gotten me to the point of going “I mean… I’m not saying ‘no’” now?

I drank Pilk last week.

Just be cool.
this is genuinely a very clear situation:

- trans woman on bluesky posted about a curvy video game mod she saw on twitter
- she was dogpiled for hours
- she eventually responded poorly
- she deleted that post & apologized
- the harassment continued
- she has now deleted her account

great job 👍
January 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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I've kept this to myself for too long, but it needs to be said.

Marty McFly had a hot daughter.
October 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What IS Shane Dawson up to nowadays?
Important: do not fuck the cat
I tell young men, "You're not ready to be in a relationship with a woman. You need practice. Get a cat."
January 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Trying to mock up a cover for my short story for a few friends willing to be beta readers, and fucking everything on Adobe Stock is tagged AI.

I can generate slop myself if I wanted to! Why am I (actually, my wife) paying you a subscription to be a slop middleman?!
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I’m realizing that I need to dramatically clean up this account soon and become a real person instead of a snarky cat wizard if I’m going to actually put my writing out there. None of my favorite mutuals are going to know who the fuck I am anymore lol.
I've wanted to be a writer since I was 12. Lots of ideas, world building, characters. Never finished anything I started. Not even close.

I wrote the first draft of a silly sword and sorcery short story adventure back in October and am finishing up the 2nd draft.

I turned 46 the other week lol.
January 4, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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That's cool. I follow someone on here that breaks other rules when it comes to Legend of Zelda. It also contains that number.

share.google/iMnXFzDkhj0b...
2027's Legend of Zelda Movie Officially Breaks a 34-Year Nintendo Casting Rule
Nintendo is snapping a streak with The Legend of Zelda movie, which is coming to theaters in 2027.
share.google
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
That's cool. I follow someone on here that breaks other rules when it comes to Legend of Zelda. It also contains that number.

share.google/iMnXFzDkhj0b...
2027's Legend of Zelda Movie Officially Breaks a 34-Year Nintendo Casting Rule
Nintendo is snapping a streak with The Legend of Zelda movie, which is coming to theaters in 2027.
share.google
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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I've wanted to be a writer since I was 12. Lots of ideas, world building, characters. Never finished anything I started. Not even close.

I wrote the first draft of a silly sword and sorcery short story adventure back in October and am finishing up the 2nd draft.

I turned 46 the other week lol.
January 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I've wanted to be a writer since I was 12. Lots of ideas, world building, characters. Never finished anything I started. Not even close.

I wrote the first draft of a silly sword and sorcery short story adventure back in October and am finishing up the 2nd draft.

I turned 46 the other week lol.
January 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I will face my fear. I will allow it to pass through me.
You know what somebody’s gonna do with that sandworm, right?👀🤭 I mean, I don’t, I wouldn’t, I don’t even know what you’re talking about!
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You should never say anything about someone online that you wouldn’t say directly to their face.

Say it in Morse code.

Let your fists do the talking.
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Fuck it. I'm gonna make one tomorrow. Can't be that much different from a french soda they used to sell at the cafe in Borders books.

Also I'm in a mood to put weird things in my mouth.
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM