Lyra Snow ❄️
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28 🧁 she/her 🍬 cis/queer 🍪 Aw-tistic! 🍩 Lover of cute things 🍦 book worm 🍡 Video games 🍧 Collector of stuffies and dolls ✨️ Leftist
The relationship with my e-reader could be compared to a toxic straight couple. On one hand I am attached enough to it, liking its small size and practicality. On the other hand, I can't help but get frustrated at every little glitch as well as missing the feeling of a physical book in my hands
January 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The relationship with my e-reader could be compared to a toxic straight couple. On one hand I am attached enough to it, liking its small size and practicality. On the other hand, I can't help but get frustrated at every little glitch as well as missing the feeling of a physical book in my hands
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but do we know for sure that terry pratchett wasn't secretly nostradamus
January 9, 2026 at 8:36 AM
but do we know for sure that terry pratchett wasn't secretly nostradamus
Idk who came up with beefcake ganondorf but I am pleased all the same
January 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Idk who came up with beefcake ganondorf but I am pleased all the same
*opening uni e-mail account*
"Due to the weather chaos we weill move our classes to zoom."
Omg hell yeah. Back to bed i go
"Due to the weather chaos we weill move our classes to zoom."
Omg hell yeah. Back to bed i go
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
*opening uni e-mail account*
"Due to the weather chaos we weill move our classes to zoom."
Omg hell yeah. Back to bed i go
"Due to the weather chaos we weill move our classes to zoom."
Omg hell yeah. Back to bed i go
ICE in German usually refers to a kind of fast train which connects major cities with one another so sometimes when I stumble on ppl talking about the American ICE (fuck them, they're essentially the SS) I sometimes think "what are those blasted morons at the train company up to again?!'
January 8, 2026 at 11:19 AM
ICE in German usually refers to a kind of fast train which connects major cities with one another so sometimes when I stumble on ppl talking about the American ICE (fuck them, they're essentially the SS) I sometimes think "what are those blasted morons at the train company up to again?!'
ℹ️ user thinks this body shape is hot
January 8, 2026 at 10:21 AM
ℹ️ user thinks this body shape is hot
Though this perceived flaw would have made some insecure, Luna thought that it didn't harm the Earthmother's beauty, her sweet benevolent expression or the serene smile she graced her faithful with. In one hand, she held a scythe to announce the harvest, in the other a sword to defend her children.
Luna leaned closer to the statue. Though the Eartmother was portrayed differently. Most artists and loremasters agreed on a full figure for her, symbolic of the bountiful nature and harvests of Arrindore. Malvina, who had carved this particular work, had indicated a slight double chin on the Goddess
January 8, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Though this perceived flaw would have made some insecure, Luna thought that it didn't harm the Earthmother's beauty, her sweet benevolent expression or the serene smile she graced her faithful with. In one hand, she held a scythe to announce the harvest, in the other a sword to defend her children.
The current geopolitical state reminds me of the time when you have that one utter asswipe in your class who terrorised everybody and disrupted the class so much every day became a nightmare. Yet the teacher maintains a sort of resigned attitude telling said pupil: "But you can't do that!"
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 AM
The current geopolitical state reminds me of the time when you have that one utter asswipe in your class who terrorised everybody and disrupted the class so much every day became a nightmare. Yet the teacher maintains a sort of resigned attitude telling said pupil: "But you can't do that!"
Luna leaned closer to the statue. Though the Eartmother was portrayed differently. Most artists and loremasters agreed on a full figure for her, symbolic of the bountiful nature and harvests of Arrindore. Malvina, who had carved this particular work, had indicated a slight double chin on the Goddess
January 8, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Luna leaned closer to the statue. Though the Eartmother was portrayed differently. Most artists and loremasters agreed on a full figure for her, symbolic of the bountiful nature and harvests of Arrindore. Malvina, who had carved this particular work, had indicated a slight double chin on the Goddess
these are called Amerikaner (Americans) btw
January 7, 2026 at 3:38 PM
these are called Amerikaner (Americans) btw
Colonialism 2.0 was unfortunately on my bingo card for 2026
January 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Colonialism 2.0 was unfortunately on my bingo card for 2026
So French used to be a court language in Russia. As such, it was quite fancy to not trill your 'r' as you would were you speaking in Russian. For the translation to essentially use the owo uwu kawaii pronunciation was unexpected yet highly hilarious
January 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
So French used to be a court language in Russia. As such, it was quite fancy to not trill your 'r' as you would were you speaking in Russian. For the translation to essentially use the owo uwu kawaii pronunciation was unexpected yet highly hilarious
Tolstoy writing so sweetly about love makes me soft
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Tolstoy writing so sweetly about love makes me soft
is it too late to call the US an oil-igarchy
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 AM
is it too late to call the US an oil-igarchy
I belong to the German minority which lived in Russia/Soviet Union for many centuries. It can be both delightful and somewhat lonesome as you never really fit in 100% with either culture. There's this sense of feeling foreign and having no firm sense of cultural roots and both countries reject you
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 AM
I belong to the German minority which lived in Russia/Soviet Union for many centuries. It can be both delightful and somewhat lonesome as you never really fit in 100% with either culture. There's this sense of feeling foreign and having no firm sense of cultural roots and both countries reject you
Prof: today we are going to talk about Irish literary history
Me:
Me:
January 7, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Prof: today we are going to talk about Irish literary history
Me:
Me:
*nature doc voice* here we see a very curious copper kitty! You can tell their age by how oxidised their body is and while they don't always have access to rhe braincell, copper kitties make for loving companions prone to mischief
January 7, 2026 at 8:21 AM
*nature doc voice* here we see a very curious copper kitty! You can tell their age by how oxidised their body is and while they don't always have access to rhe braincell, copper kitties make for loving companions prone to mischief
How have i survived this long?
crying, prayers, self deprecating jokes and vivid dissociation
crying, prayers, self deprecating jokes and vivid dissociation
You mean to tell me that there are people without stress headaches, frequent back pain, episodes of depression making it hard to lift a toothbrush, intrusive painful thoughts, frequent tummy pain, anxiety or occasional night terrors making you feel like you're dying in your sleep? Sounds like a scam
January 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
How have i survived this long?
crying, prayers, self deprecating jokes and vivid dissociation
crying, prayers, self deprecating jokes and vivid dissociation
6:15 am and I already have a stress headache. This has to be some kind of a record
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
6:15 am and I already have a stress headache. This has to be some kind of a record
don't do this to me, i need to hand in an essay
January 7, 2026 at 5:09 AM
don't do this to me, i need to hand in an essay
You mean to tell me that there are people without stress headaches, frequent back pain, episodes of depression making it hard to lift a toothbrush, intrusive painful thoughts, frequent tummy pain, anxiety or occasional night terrors making you feel like you're dying in your sleep? Sounds like a scam
January 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
You mean to tell me that there are people without stress headaches, frequent back pain, episodes of depression making it hard to lift a toothbrush, intrusive painful thoughts, frequent tummy pain, anxiety or occasional night terrors making you feel like you're dying in your sleep? Sounds like a scam
It's called lactosian roulette, 5 times it'll be fine, the sixth will be agony
32-Year-Old Still Not Entirely Sure Where Body Stands With Lactose https://theonion.com/32-year-old-still-not-entirely-sure-where-body-stands-w-1819579544/
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
It's called lactosian roulette, 5 times it'll be fine, the sixth will be agony
Fairytales about the witch, baba yaga, are pretty wild tbh. Not only does she live in a hut which has chicken legs, but the fence is made out of human bones, there's teeth for the lock and skulls as decor (the eyes will function like lanterns). Baba Yaga loved Halloween/Goth before that was a thing
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Fairytales about the witch, baba yaga, are pretty wild tbh. Not only does she live in a hut which has chicken legs, but the fence is made out of human bones, there's teeth for the lock and skulls as decor (the eyes will function like lanterns). Baba Yaga loved Halloween/Goth before that was a thing
Btw my little intergalactic space convenience store currently sells a marsian tomato soup/grilled moon cheese sammich duo! We also do vegan alternatives for humans or species unable to process milk. We only get our moon cheese from happy moon cows!
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Btw my little intergalactic space convenience store currently sells a marsian tomato soup/grilled moon cheese sammich duo! We also do vegan alternatives for humans or species unable to process milk. We only get our moon cheese from happy moon cows!