Cath Jenkin
@cathjenkin.bsky.social
Mama. Dog Person. WordWoman. In pursuit of joy. 🤩
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
This one time, a friend of mine said I “have never failed to provide” and that’s both a compliment and a burden I think about a lot.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This one time, a friend of mine said I “have never failed to provide” and that’s both a compliment and a burden I think about a lot.
Bro, if you wanna make a scene, just remember you’re on private property.
Mine. And I’ll be the one making a scene, thank you.
I’ll also make the same scene in a courtroom, so you best lawyer up then sweetie.
Mine. And I’ll be the one making a scene, thank you.
I’ll also make the same scene in a courtroom, so you best lawyer up then sweetie.
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Bro, if you wanna make a scene, just remember you’re on private property.
Mine. And I’ll be the one making a scene, thank you.
I’ll also make the same scene in a courtroom, so you best lawyer up then sweetie.
Mine. And I’ll be the one making a scene, thank you.
I’ll also make the same scene in a courtroom, so you best lawyer up then sweetie.
Elony polony is outchea chatting up “sustainable abundance” when he actually means “keep piping those trillions towards my net work and ego” uggggh
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Elony polony is outchea chatting up “sustainable abundance” when he actually means “keep piping those trillions towards my net work and ego” uggggh
Bro, there’s a zebra roaming my old neighbourhood and I just feel like we are never going to live down the “do you have a pet lion?” questions
November 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Bro, there’s a zebra roaming my old neighbourhood and I just feel like we are never going to live down the “do you have a pet lion?” questions
When you joke with your therapist about how your whole family has a “touch of ‘tism” and she says “a touch?” 😂😂😂😂
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
When you joke with your therapist about how your whole family has a “touch of ‘tism” and she says “a touch?” 😂😂😂😂
My life is stupidly beautiful. It’s been a trying week, and yet, I get to spend this evening celebrating with my family.
There is so much beauty, every day, I barely notice the difficulties.
I won, you fucker. I fucking won.
There is so much beauty, every day, I barely notice the difficulties.
I won, you fucker. I fucking won.
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My life is stupidly beautiful. It’s been a trying week, and yet, I get to spend this evening celebrating with my family.
There is so much beauty, every day, I barely notice the difficulties.
I won, you fucker. I fucking won.
There is so much beauty, every day, I barely notice the difficulties.
I won, you fucker. I fucking won.
This ouen that’s somehow house sitting next door?
I’m going to ensure he gets yeeted.
I’m currently listening to him “make a deal” and yes it’s the kind you think of
I’m going to ensure he gets yeeted.
I’m currently listening to him “make a deal” and yes it’s the kind you think of
October 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This ouen that’s somehow house sitting next door?
I’m going to ensure he gets yeeted.
I’m currently listening to him “make a deal” and yes it’s the kind you think of
I’m going to ensure he gets yeeted.
I’m currently listening to him “make a deal” and yes it’s the kind you think of
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It’s a snores d’oeuvres or a snooze-bouche
October 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It’s a snores d’oeuvres or a snooze-bouche
Dancing in my bedroom at 4am.
This is a perfect moment.
This life. Yes.
This is a perfect moment.
This life. Yes.
October 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Dancing in my bedroom at 4am.
This is a perfect moment.
This life. Yes.
This is a perfect moment.
This life. Yes.
Putting it here because like almost nobody will see it, but, I’m fucking terrified for my surgery results.
That shit is finns definitely define my life from hereon, and none of it was of my doing🌟
That shit is finns definitely define my life from hereon, and none of it was of my doing🌟
October 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Putting it here because like almost nobody will see it, but, I’m fucking terrified for my surgery results.
That shit is finns definitely define my life from hereon, and none of it was of my doing🌟
That shit is finns definitely define my life from hereon, and none of it was of my doing🌟
I’m pretty banged up, but a hot bath and solid dinner made me feel a lot better.
September 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’m pretty banged up, but a hot bath and solid dinner made me feel a lot better.
21 years ago, I got my first tattoo.
How the hell did time go that fast?
How the hell did time go that fast?
September 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
21 years ago, I got my first tattoo.
How the hell did time go that fast?
How the hell did time go that fast?
Went to a dear friend’s book launch after a four hour nap. Then went and drank cognac and ate veg sushi while reading aforementioned book on my own.
My life is annoyingly blessed.
My life is annoyingly blessed.
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Went to a dear friend’s book launch after a four hour nap. Then went and drank cognac and ate veg sushi while reading aforementioned book on my own.
My life is annoyingly blessed.
My life is annoyingly blessed.
My GP: Yeah. You’re gonna need to live, laugh, lexapro. You’ll be fine, and I support you.
Me: I’m ready!
My therapist: If you go batshit in the street, I’ll testify in court about how you’re right for doing this.
Yeah. Maybe don’t test me.
Me: I’m ready!
My therapist: If you go batshit in the street, I’ll testify in court about how you’re right for doing this.
Yeah. Maybe don’t test me.
September 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My GP: Yeah. You’re gonna need to live, laugh, lexapro. You’ll be fine, and I support you.
Me: I’m ready!
My therapist: If you go batshit in the street, I’ll testify in court about how you’re right for doing this.
Yeah. Maybe don’t test me.
Me: I’m ready!
My therapist: If you go batshit in the street, I’ll testify in court about how you’re right for doing this.
Yeah. Maybe don’t test me.
The phrase “shame, shit yourself” is an actual love language in our family.
I will not explain this. 🤣
I will not explain this. 🤣
September 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The phrase “shame, shit yourself” is an actual love language in our family.
I will not explain this. 🤣
I will not explain this. 🤣
My kids woke me to watch the eclipse with them, and I think that was everything I could ever want.
September 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My kids woke me to watch the eclipse with them, and I think that was everything I could ever want.
I’ve been sick, so here, look at my dogs
July 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’ve been sick, so here, look at my dogs
“Is the kettle broken?”
Nah, dad. You’d 92 today. You know we’re having tea and biscuits in a bit.
❤️💫❤️💫
Nah, dad. You’d 92 today. You know we’re having tea and biscuits in a bit.
❤️💫❤️💫
July 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
“Is the kettle broken?”
Nah, dad. You’d 92 today. You know we’re having tea and biscuits in a bit.
❤️💫❤️💫
Nah, dad. You’d 92 today. You know we’re having tea and biscuits in a bit.
❤️💫❤️💫
The problem started when we collectively started paying him attention. That’s where it began. I can’t move on from that. There’s a lot we can blame for that. If we had just collectively ignored him as a world, we wouldn’t be here. Dangnabbit.
July 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The problem started when we collectively started paying him attention. That’s where it began. I can’t move on from that. There’s a lot we can blame for that. If we had just collectively ignored him as a world, we wouldn’t be here. Dangnabbit.
I’m genuinely having the best time of my life right now, and it’s just me living and working in my house. If someone could have slipped me this cheat code in like 2002? Dude!
July 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I’m genuinely having the best time of my life right now, and it’s just me living and working in my house. If someone could have slipped me this cheat code in like 2002? Dude!
“And that, that has to be enough.”
July 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
“And that, that has to be enough.”
Happy birthday to the best of all of us @joswalker.bsky.social we love you. Thank you for always being the determined light xxx
July 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Happy birthday to the best of all of us @joswalker.bsky.social we love you. Thank you for always being the determined light xxx