Catherine Weiss
@catherineweiss.bsky.social
maker of poems, book covers, shitty cartoons. author of WOLF GIRLS VS HORSE GIRLS, GRIEFCAKE, and BIG MONEY PORNO MOMMY (Game Over Books, 2025). http://catherineweiss.com
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The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
January 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
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Abolish and prosecute.
January 24, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Abolish and prosecute.
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
in honor of Lord of the Rings: The Hunt For Gollum, here's a LOTR fanfic I wrote in ~1991, recovered from a file on the old family Tandy 1000. if, at any point in the upcoming film, Ian McKellen cages Andy Serkis and feeds him buttons, you'll know I got ripped off by WB
January 18, 2026 at 3:49 AM
in honor of Lord of the Rings: The Hunt For Gollum, here's a LOTR fanfic I wrote in ~1991, recovered from a file on the old family Tandy 1000. if, at any point in the upcoming film, Ian McKellen cages Andy Serkis and feeds him buttons, you'll know I got ripped off by WB
hey guys i found a secret link to the real stranger things finale tubitv.com/movies/10000...
Relax With Model Trains (2017)
Immerse yourself in the enchanting allure of this video, which presents unique model train layouts, complemented by the melodies of jazz music.
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January 7, 2026 at 3:44 AM
hey guys i found a secret link to the real stranger things finale tubitv.com/movies/10000...
i dunno but i think it's weird when people who are not and have never been fat make jokes about the cultural ubiquity of weight loss drugs
i know you think you don't hate fat people and you're punching up or being helpful
but *whispers* i don't trust that you don't also kinda hate fat people
i know you think you don't hate fat people and you're punching up or being helpful
but *whispers* i don't trust that you don't also kinda hate fat people
December 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i dunno but i think it's weird when people who are not and have never been fat make jokes about the cultural ubiquity of weight loss drugs
i know you think you don't hate fat people and you're punching up or being helpful
but *whispers* i don't trust that you don't also kinda hate fat people
i know you think you don't hate fat people and you're punching up or being helpful
but *whispers* i don't trust that you don't also kinda hate fat people
when i was a kid i was an elf/helper giving toys to the smaller kids after they saw santa. one girl asked for a barbie, so i gave her a wrapped box that was plausibly barbie shaped. it was in fact a barbie but instead of thanks or praise i got yelled at by the mom and this is how i became the grinch
December 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
when i was a kid i was an elf/helper giving toys to the smaller kids after they saw santa. one girl asked for a barbie, so i gave her a wrapped box that was plausibly barbie shaped. it was in fact a barbie but instead of thanks or praise i got yelled at by the mom and this is how i became the grinch
stupid evil bitch (no relation)
December 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
stupid evil bitch (no relation)
i'm very proud of the publications i had in 2025! i'm linking these two poems in @eldiagram.bsky.social
"The Multitool" is a poem which maaaaybe contains my favorite last line of any poem i've ever written
thediagram.com/25_2/weiss.h...
"The Multitool" is a poem which maaaaybe contains my favorite last line of any poem i've ever written
thediagram.com/25_2/weiss.h...
DIAGRAM :: Catherine Weiss
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December 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i'm very proud of the publications i had in 2025! i'm linking these two poems in @eldiagram.bsky.social
"The Multitool" is a poem which maaaaybe contains my favorite last line of any poem i've ever written
thediagram.com/25_2/weiss.h...
"The Multitool" is a poem which maaaaybe contains my favorite last line of any poem i've ever written
thediagram.com/25_2/weiss.h...
tired of seeing all these prizes etc for poets with no books or one published collection. where are the opportunities for poets with 3 books but no one read them
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
tired of seeing all these prizes etc for poets with no books or one published collection. where are the opportunities for poets with 3 books but no one read them
it feels like ive aged a billion years since this happened but i did release a book this year
2 days to go! This has been an opportunity to set down some shame—around sex, desire, non-motherhood, relationships, fatness, mental health. Even, sometimes, finding humor there. I'm proud and nervous! Can't wait for you to read it.
If you’d like a copy: www.gameoverbooks.com/store/p/big-...
If you’d like a copy: www.gameoverbooks.com/store/p/big-...
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
it feels like ive aged a billion years since this happened but i did release a book this year
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It's our first year doing this, but -- here's our nominations for the 2026 Pushcart Prize! If you haven't checked these lovely pieces out already, you should go give them a read :)
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's our first year doing this, but -- here's our nominations for the 2026 Pushcart Prize! If you haven't checked these lovely pieces out already, you should go give them a read :)
sorry everybody i have been Less Online this month because my house got hit by lightning and burned down
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September 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
sorry everybody i have been Less Online this month because my house got hit by lightning and burned down
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i hope this is "Challengers but everybody's dead"
The official poster for Eternity, starring Elizabeth Olsen, Callum Turner and Miles Teller ☁️
Coming soon from A24.
Coming soon from A24.
July 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
i hope this is "Challengers but everybody's dead"
I loved Tom Lehrer so much that when I was 13 I wrote a satiric poem (not being a composer) about my classmates and teachers but the school didn’t think it was funny, assumed it was some kind of scary list of targets, and I got sent to boarding school out of state. anyway RIP to a legend
July 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I loved Tom Lehrer so much that when I was 13 I wrote a satiric poem (not being a composer) about my classmates and teachers but the school didn’t think it was funny, assumed it was some kind of scary list of targets, and I got sent to boarding school out of state. anyway RIP to a legend
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As Gaza starves, 420,000 pallets of aid is sitting in warehouses awaiting approval for entry. Meanwhile, Israel is running a propaganda campaign attempting to blame its starvation plan on the very aid groups to whom it’s denying access.
420k Aid Pallets Await Entry Into Gaza as Israel Blames Starvation on Aid Groups
Israel and GHF are trying to blame Israel’s slaughter and starvation of aid seekers on humanitarian groups.
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July 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
As Gaza starves, 420,000 pallets of aid is sitting in warehouses awaiting approval for entry. Meanwhile, Israel is running a propaganda campaign attempting to blame its starvation plan on the very aid groups to whom it’s denying access.
DIAGRAM has been a dream publication for me for a long, long time, so i'm so happy to be able to say i have two poems in this issue!
July 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
DIAGRAM has been a dream publication for me for a long, long time, so i'm so happy to be able to say i have two poems in this issue!
apropos of nothing but when authors describe characters with "wide eyes" i know intellectually they usually mean A but my brain always translates to B
June 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
apropos of nothing but when authors describe characters with "wide eyes" i know intellectually they usually mean A but my brain always translates to B
i guess people are talking about if the NYC subway is scary and i'll chime in on this one. sometimes people in the car with you are talking or sleepy or annoying. sometimes people even sing at you! i don’t care for the singing. but the subway is not scary. what it is is not very accessible
June 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i guess people are talking about if the NYC subway is scary and i'll chime in on this one. sometimes people in the car with you are talking or sleepy or annoying. sometimes people even sing at you! i don’t care for the singing. but the subway is not scary. what it is is not very accessible
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Grateful to @catherineweiss.bsky.social for the opportunity to publish her poems—and this GIF of a guy doinking off the propeller of the Titanic.
bombmagazine.org/articles/202...
bombmagazine.org/articles/202...
June 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Grateful to @catherineweiss.bsky.social for the opportunity to publish her poems—and this GIF of a guy doinking off the propeller of the Titanic.
bombmagazine.org/articles/202...
bombmagazine.org/articles/202...
finally going to the salon for a haircut that makes me feel less like an old crone but afterwards having to come to terms with that while it's not exactly a ramona flowers haircut, it's not exactly NOT a ramona flowers haircut
May 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
finally going to the salon for a haircut that makes me feel less like an old crone but afterwards having to come to terms with that while it's not exactly a ramona flowers haircut, it's not exactly NOT a ramona flowers haircut
independence day (1996)
May 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
independence day (1996)
my first attempt at flat needle felting. when im dead, plz put on my gravestone "say what ye will but the bitch had hobbies"
April 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
my first attempt at flat needle felting. when im dead, plz put on my gravestone "say what ye will but the bitch had hobbies"
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Reads for the Rest of Us: The Best Poetry of 2024 and 2025
Happy April, and Happy National Poetry Month. Since my dormant love of poetry was reignited, I’ve found it so refreshing and inspiring to read beautiful collections each year and share them with you.H...
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April 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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my husband was having a nightmare and for whatever reason he started singing an eerie howling melody in his sleep and wouldn't wake up when i shook him and i can tell you right now i did not NOT care for that at 3am the night after seeing Sinners
April 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
my husband was having a nightmare and for whatever reason he started singing an eerie howling melody in his sleep and wouldn't wake up when i shook him and i can tell you right now i did not NOT care for that at 3am the night after seeing Sinners